If the FBI ever cracks my WhatsApp group, I'd like it to be known debates about pizza and cheese are literally just that.

@jamesbluecat.bsky.social Bought your goddam book so you can stop going on about it all the time now. Will let you know any notes asap.

Been off the internet all day have I missed anything?

*to the tune of 'Solid as a Rock'* Planet of the Apes

Un story du cinema: asked son if he was hyped for the He-Man film he has to watch: "What's He-Man?" "The one with Skeletor." "Oh yeah, I remember, from the museum." Thought he was being smart, but it turns out his only knowledge of He-Man is the vintage toy area at the Young V&A. A museum. *fades*

No fucking about in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - title up in about 20 seconds.

Sorry you can't come in, the firmware update on my doorbell keeps failing.

Stop what you are doing and go see The Bone Temple right now. Take your parents, take your kids, it's fine. #bonehenge

Not nearly enough "Boner Temple" jokes on here. What is this, Threads?

Watched Spinal Tap II. So anyway, um... have a great day everyone!

Hi grok show me from the front. Now put my dad in the photo. He is smiling. Make us hug. In bikinis.

Up at 5.30 because of woke.

Nobody was expecting Trump to say "we've captured President Maduro and his wife" in the Borat voice, but here we are in 2026.

Last night I timed Return of the Jedi to end as the fireworks began at midnight and pulled it off *perfectly*.

*Matt Berry voice* well you can fuck that sky-high!!

Weapons was hilarious - like the most hyperviolent Roald Dahl story imaginable.

Walking into a relative's dining room on boxing day

Half Life 3: Bin Day

2026 the year we get hench.

Put on the first episode of Dinosaurs as a joke. It was meant to be a lesson - a warning from history - but we are now about to autoplay into episode 3.

To celebrate the Spielberg film trailer I've been updating my WhatsApp group with everything they need to know about aliens and uaps and disclosure - fair to say it's shocked them into silence. Too stunned to even reply!

Be honest; when was the last time you saw a moth?

They call your mum's house The Bone Temple.

There has been a murder on Sesame Street.

Treated myself to The Good, The Bad & The Ugly on the fancy Arrow blu and it's an 18? I'm sure this used to be on Sunday afternoons.

I cannot overstate what a bad idea Leicester Square Lego store on Black Friday is. Also they released that huge new Star Trek TNG Enterprise set today so the staff were all dressed in ST uniforms, but the store was blasting the Voyager theme. I told someone there but he didn't really give a shit.

Have you ever played Roblox? Somehow the worst thing about it isn't even all the paedos lurking in servers. What a janky pile of crap.

What else could Udo Kier have ever done except be a world famous German actor?

Twitter is down, where will I get the latest cryptoracism from now?

Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week. I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out. Thank you. www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...

The perverted elite discussing kompromat that could affect the nature of the world we live in, at the highest levels where deviancy and power coexist. Conflicts could be ended. Politics would be changed forever. A satanic farce. Yesterday I showed my brother a big plane I'm making out of Lego.

Using a Steam Console to go 38:2 in Day of Defeat: Source.

Half Life 3 confirmed! And it's free with a Steam Deckard, which is also free! They're giving them away. And Gaben will come to your house and play it with you! And you can call him Dad, he doesn't mind. Also he's bringing pizza and beers - again, all free. Valve will pay off your mortgage too.

Child's film education continues with... John Carter (of Mars). Always had a soft spot for this - great production design, a decent kind of Star Wars replacement in the fallout of the prequel trilogy being cack. James Purefoy (who I originally thought was Thomas Jane soz) having a blast. Cheesy fun!

Do you think Donald Trump has ever fallen asleep during the Cremation of Care?

I have mixed the last bit of a cappuccino with something from a can called 'boost caffe latte' AMA

Probably hurting my chances saying this but of all the spooky baby films out recently, Immaculate was barely watchable. The Omen lrequel was "alright" and has a bonus Finchy spotting. But Exorcist Belieber was great - really looks like those young actors are going to have some trauma issues.

Saw a seance at the Royal Albert Hall tonight, but the biggest crimes against taste and decency were the prices at the bar! £25+ for a wine and a beer jfc smh fml

Applied too much moisturiser and walked through a big spider web on my way to the bus stop, so now I look shiny and spooky, like some Tim Burton AI slop.

I really need to get off fucking twitter forever man. Counterpoint: I would miss this kind of stuff?

There is a film coming out of Nirvanna The Band The Show, called Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie. A sentence to inspire a stroke for sure. Anyway: youtu.be/XQ0lnz1iv3k?...

It's bread I reckon.

Son is into Lego Jurassic World on PS4 - which is a bit misleading because it's actually the first 4 films and you can free roam the individual islands as any character you can imagine, or as any of the dinosaurs, or, for some excellent reason, Steven Spielberg. All while the score blares. Awesome.

Twitter right now is like the mass hysteria bit in War of the Worlds, but amplified by grift accounts. Or maybe there *are* multiple green comets heading for earth aligned with a flip in the earth's magnetic field... Shit what do we do??

I love brand and or logo

Google is total arse these days. Looking up 1954 film Rear Window, the last 3 people it lists in the cast summary aren't in it, two of those people weren't even born when it came out, and the last one - Pilar Rubio - is a Spanish model married to footballer Sergio Ramos.

I say with no hyperbole that, 10 minutes in, Wobbly Life is the greatest game ever made.

Sure mate, me too.

Watched the film Dream Scenario, which I thought was brilliant - shades of Being John Malkovich and The Science of Sleep. Could have gone a million different ways and explored a whole bunch of plots, but I just kept thinking how glad I was Nic Cage played the main character. What a gift for him.

Found this old show about ghosts hosted by Spock and the music is AMAZING youtu.be/KISLbGW431g