Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the 2nd sentence. The sun rides low on the horizon, slowly dousing the South Texas plain into red dusk

"Who are some of your favorite politicians?" ME: My what?

I’m not sure I’d have been a racing fan my whole life if mother hadn’t dropped a couple of 10 yr olds at the movie theatre to watch LeMans,

One day I dialled my last phone call on a rotary phone and I had no idea.

Artist: @extrafabulous.bsky.social

The meeting was scheduled to last 90min but the Egyptian Foreign Minister decided to go home instead. All his meetings for the next day were cancelled; no reason was cited.

How he didn’t get pulmonary disease and die at 63 after spending his working life in tree trunks and post boxes is a miracle. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...

@dohboy6969.bsky.social 52 points! That’s 3 games for the Redblacks.

Fire Bob Dyce NOW! Mid-game! #RedBlacks

They taste like Cotton Candy! #costco

I’ve had citronella plants for years. This is the first I’ve seen one bloom.

Begging people to rediscover the Chad Mitchell Trio, whose 1960s political satire remains alarmingly relevant

If your dog prefers to just go into the house then you know it’s hot outside.

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

Why did I start watching Le Mans on Crave? It’s 24 hours for cripes sake. And also, why can’t I stop watching?

441 ranking events in snooker history. 100 of them won by these 3 players. Ronnie O’Sullivan 4️⃣1️⃣ 🏆 John Higgins 3️⃣3️⃣ 🏆 Mark Williams 2️⃣6️⃣ 🏆 #ClassOf92

I saw one of these at my bird feeder. I was like “what the fuck a skunk is climbing my bird feeder”

This kind of day.