Rewatching The Simple Life and Nicole was the best thing about the show and the show did her dirty.

I’m sorry, but the comedy scene in Wellington sucks.

Never thought I’d be spending my Sunday taking pictures of poo. #autismom

Yesterday I felt like a hack, today, not so much. I wrote 3 punch lines.

I must be getting a lot of pity laughs.

I feel like a hack. I write and memorize my jokes in my head. I don’t write them down. As I’m typing them out, I absolutely hate myself. Misery needs company.

I hate myself and I want to move back home.

Open mic at circus bar tomorrow

I colored my hair yesterday and now it raining. I hope I don’t star dripping pink.

My coworkers wanted to hear a joke I was working on. I had to say fuck to get the point across. I said my joke, they all laughed, and then I walked over to continue my work and noticed a customer was sitting in my blind spot the whole time! I apologized and he said, “no, that was amazing.” 😅

2 different anxiety meds that make me sleepy and 10mg of melatonin. Why am I wide awake at 6am? I wanted 10 hours of sleep!

I can’t sleep.

So my open mic in New Delhi was called “Too Cool for British Rule” I got an open mic in Wellington now. Should it also be called too cool for British rule????

I need help. Kids 6 and over have to be in school for 4 hours. So tell me why this principal is only allowing my child to attend for 1 hour? Why is he using every opportunity to keep him out of school.

How does one fix their anxiety without taking lorazepam? It makes me sleepy. But I can’t eat, I can’t sit still, and I’m always clenched. I have to remind myself to relax.

How much expired melatonin can I take?

The only thing keeping me sane is watching kitchen nightmares on YouTube. But only the parts where he eats the food and just shits all over it. Then I move on to the next episode.

I can’t sleep. I’m impatient. I want my child to go to school like any other child. Why are people so mean to disabled children?

What kind of principle forces a child with autism to only go to school for 1 hour per day?

I’m sorry, but NZ is not good for children with autism.

I hate my sons new school, if you can even call it that. He only goes for a half hour.

I blame the census. It projected that white people would be in the minority. I mean, a there’s a lot of people to blame.

I’m in New Zealand 😪 I’m also Mexican. My entire family lives in Los Angeles. We are citizens but they don’t care. I feel helpless.

I’m sad I won’t be part of Burbank Comedy Festival. I’m stuck in New Zealand

I finally reached out. I’ll be at The Fringe Bar in Wellington. July 14th.

I got asked to be in a show in LA and now I’m sad.

I’m an American living in New Zealand. I now say rubbish and lollies. I’ve learned the language 🙌🏽

I did it. I reached out to the fringe bar. No we wait.

“For too long, we’ve sacrificed combat readiness in the name of inclusivity, ignoring the fact that there are innate differences between a Hank and a male Tracy,” said Gen. Doug H. Sandoval theonion.com/u-s-mil...

“We are heartbroken to announce we have to cancel our upcoming European tour,” wrote Texas psych-rockers Lord Buffalo. “Our drummer, Yamal Said, who is a Mexican citizen & lawful permanent resident of the US, was forcibly removed from our flight to Europe by CBP at Dallas/Fort Worth Int’l Airport.”

#abortion #Reproductiverights

Absolutely fucking loved #fahrenheit182

Finally on the White Lotus bandwagon. I’m so sad Jennifer Coolidge’s character died!

Republicans are doing this.

Update: The House just passed the Republican voter suppression measure that threatens voting access for millions of Americans, including 69 million women whose married names don't match their birth certificates. Make sure your senators know you expect them to stand against it.

Working retail pharmacy in the US versus NZ is fucking night and day! Work is so much better when you’re given adequate staff and patients have affordable healthcare.

Seems like maybe we start apprenticeships for insider trading?

Disgusting

They’re not just going after criminals. They’re taking away legal ways to enter the U.S. and kicking out people who entered “the right way.” Let’s call it what it is: this is about kicking out all immigrants who aren’t white.

The president has demanded an explanation from Beijing and accused it of aligning itself with Russia in the war. www.ft.com/content/930c...

That’s because there weren’t any.

“Mommy, no. Mommy.” Daughter captures the moment masked ICE agents smash the window of her mother's car in order to take her into custody. The government claims the 52-year old seamstress is an associate of the MS-13 gang. www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/lo...

I’m feeling optimistic. I’m teaching my non verbal son how to communicate via iPad. We have a long road ahead of us considering I have no idea what I’m doing but I think we can make it happen.

The deficit is a myth when you produce your own sovereign currency #thedeficitmyth

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married? Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote. Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

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I don’t know why, but I’m scared to attempt my LA Mexican jokes in NZ. What do y’all think. Should I stop being a wuss and do it already?

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