Ashley Padilla is gods gifts to SNL

When I do these things I feel like I understand Taylor cause I’m like SOMEONE WITNESS MY ART and like it pls

Just realized I had to change my bio from 28 to 29. I’m over this decade

Can we “go girl give us nothing” Kendall Jenner into being a better model the same way it worked for Dua Lipa

Gonna have to start pulling 11 hour days so I’m sketching again to decompress lol

CLAIRE ITS FRENCH

Listed something but now I’m scrolling and I forgot how fucking lit Facebook marketplace is, especially in NYC. SO good.

I love upstate New York and then I see a neon Trump hat and am like oop yup not in NYC anymore

Also I’m a Hailey Bieber defender until I die idc idc

Justin Bieber composed Lonely with Benny Blanco and then Benny Blanco married his ex I’m proud JB is still here with us cause I woulda murked everyone and been committed to pych ward

Every time I watch Interstellar it’s like I’m watching it for the first time

I liked litigation as a paralegal but doing it as an attorney is a whole different ball game lol

I am so damn lucky I’ve been friends with my BFFs since kindergarten so going on 25 years. Going to Atlanta to visit bff and my fiancé says I’m lucky and I’m like yes but that’s also how you keep friends!

Getting to that point in my law career where I’m feeling like I need to change my name to John to get a response out of anybody and listening to this on repeat

Euphoria is literally supposed to be a show about teens struggling with drugs, sex, and loss and Sam Levinson has turned it into his disgusting fetish spank bank. I can’t.

Giveon had the best set today that man’s voice is angelic

Beychella set my expectations too high for the rest of my life

Justin Bieber at Coachella is me drunkenly showing my friends videos that are important to me

Justin’s entire performance is giving apology tour to Hailey

Gonna write an anthropological thesis on Sabrina Carpenter as a new hobby

Julian Casablancas wearing a shirt that says “Prime” for Amazon Prime on Coachella main stage is absolutely fucking embarrassing. You blow it all and taking paychecks from daddy Bezos or??

Remember when Obama literally made a deal with Iran on nuclear weapons and Trump tore it up during his first term and then started a war during his second term

Was I the only one confused and didn’t think that was the actual end

Sabrina’s chairs? Is she trolling Taylor or is Taylor gonna come out

Sabrina got the Louboutin memo from Taylor

I get the performance. But also. It’s not a scene. It’s Coachella. Sing.

Sabrina Wood? Taylor where? 👀

I don’t think anything in the world will beat Lady Gaga or Beyoncé’s Coachella

Coachella is live streamed? I’m glad other people pay a billion dollars for it and I can enjoy it for free lmfao

My betta staring at his new blue dream shrimp tank mate like 🧐🤨

My betta staring at his new blue dream shrimp tank mate like 🧐🤨

Do republicans watch the Avatar franchise and it’s just totally lost on them or

James Cameron could’ve just hired young writers instead of putting “bro” 1,750 times into the script of fire and ash

My fiance got a new job and they lowkey want him to move to Saudi Arabia or Singapore

This is so 😭😭😭😭

It is so wild to me that Diana can be so beloved and Harry and Meghan so reviled. The British monarchy is getting what they deserve rn lol

I’ve been watching The Pitt and was told to watch ER. The way my jaw DROPPED realizing Noah Wyle is my KING in both shows!!

I’m still pissed Mikey Madison won over Demi Moore. That was highway robbery

I’m listening to Midnights again and goddamn. What a masterpiece

2 Chains’ Most Expensivest series is a masterpiece

I’m not trying to be braggadocios but I just got a king sized bed in NYC and it’s not even too big for my room. Living the dream happy birthday to ME

I love Therapuss but it was more fun when he was fangirling and yet being himself. Now he’s friends with the celebs he has on and its a large amount of inside jokes and unrelatable experiences

Everyone keeps asking me what I want for my birthday and it’s a gastroenterologist cause what is going ON

I’ve been out of the loop what are the swifties saying about travis hanging with trumps granddaughter or are they predictably saying nothing

I love to like the Instagram stories of people I haven’t spoken to in years when they’re weird af or leftist

Should I wear my hat that says “Allegedly” to jury duty tomorrow lol

Mind you Tyra started modeling at 15 and was a top model by 16. Why did she want to impose the horrific modeling industry on others when she didn’t even experience it

Saw Harry Potter and the Cursed Child with Tom Felton as Draco on Broadway and it was SO GOOD (hate JK Rowling 4ever tho)

🎯🎯

I’m glad the city got it together for this recent storm but 26 deaths during the January winter cold snap is so unacceptable