I think I'm the only person brave enough to say this, but the real reason SGA is annoying is because his headband is too big

I recently read that the skid steer was not invented until the '80s. I've told multiple people that since I heard it. Just now found out it's not true at all. My reputation is ruined

If a wind turbine blade could reach the ground and I was standing in front of it, would it slice me in half or would it launch me? These are the questions old flash games aimed to answer.

Every place in Austin has racerunners darting all over the place. Every place except for my yard. I love all the spiny lizards and anoles, but what's a guy got to do to get the third local lizard to move in?

i can find pretty much any small Device interesting except for watches. no idea why but that's the one expensive consumer commodity i'm totally immune to. cool chronograph or whatever but it does the same job as a ninja turtles casio to me

I love Frog and Toad but also I really hate the story where everyone laughs at Toad's swimsuit

Dick Tips was absolutely on the list of name options for what ended up being Saul Goodman

I'm sure we're all in agreement here, but even if the picture was of him as a doctor it would still be insulting to millions or billions of people

Shout-out to the parent today who somehow took forever to get their kid out of a golf cart. You removed every physical obstacle to getting out of the car and yet still held up drop-off the line. A true master of chaos.

Maybe it's because I just read a book that talks about King Henry and Thomas Beckett.....but I think the Pope should get to flog our president

I think this is the best way to concisely describe the issues in America. We are inundated with scammers and we just let it slide. Can't pick up the phone, can't answer the door, can't drive down the road, can't open email, and can't shop in a store without being accosted by scammers and salesmen.

The two year old is at the peak of the "talking a lot while also saying every word extremely incorrectly" phase of life. I love it. It's the closest I'll get to talking to R2D2.

Power wheels are dumb toys

I did it again. I ate too much jelly bean.

The Pillars of the Earth was good and probably the fastest I've read a book of that length.

I mean, duh? Anybody expecting to punish those who are wrecking the country has to be prepared to work around pardons or take us to a place where we are just ignoring them and enacting lasting punishment before a reaction can be mounted.

Sorry but I've just discovered the travesty that is the list of state birds. Most states seem to have chosen generic birds that are all over the country? Seemingly only Louisiana understood what to do and chose the pelican. Florida's bird is not the flamingo!?!!

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

Remember the Titans Pay it Forward Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

It's pretty striking to read this book where one pervert gets to terrorize everyone and then turn on the news and see the same thing happening

I have to opt IN to sex education for my kid? Is this a state wide thing or just for AISD? Either way, this is so stupid, no wonder people are getting dumber

Oh. Okay.

*gets trapped in jar* Aw fuck! *they poke airholes in the lid* That's not so bad. *they put a few blades of grass in the jar* You're lucky this is my favorite food.

I'm headed to Oklahoma for work today. The neighbors that we don't talk to much saw me outside. "Are y'all off today?" "I'm heading to Oklahoma actually." "Oh no, sorry" I love that they said sorry before asking why I was going.

This is exactly why I don't touch the NYT in any way anymore

One of the things I love about our neighborhood is that they put in a bunch of trees in spots that I don't usually see developers put trees. Are there downsides to this? Of course, but I think it's worth it because we have way more shade coverage than a 20 year old neighborhood usually has.

I just don't think there's any evidence that users being mean causes a site's user base to shrink

They should make a version of the Lactaid factory that's tiny and also contained within my body

I spoke with a PT who works with a lot of premature babies earlier this year. They told me that there's basically nobody who can afford the cost of care for a premie on their own. The people she works with are wealthy and also acutely aware of how important social programs are to humanity.

I'm halfway through this and things are going well. I'm sure they will continue that way and everyone will just be happily building a cathedral for the remainder of the book!

Manifestation is fake nonsense

Manifest harder folks

Thinking about how my parents, hardcore evangelical conservatives, always told us that only idiots were skeptical of vaccines in the 90s. Wtf happened, I don't get it.

"Mass immigration is good, socially and economically; is the single most significant factor in America’s current position as the global locus of commerce and culture; we’ve been lucky to have it; and we should want more," writes @felipedlh.bsky.social. newrepublic.com/article/2080...

Alright everyone, let's manifest Monte my FedEx delivery guy making it to my house within the next hour.

Immigration is good. The easier we make it the better it gets and the better we get. It's that simple.

Being two seems so stressful

24:1 for pre-k is absolutely insane. Hays and Texas should be ashamed of that ratio even being an option at all. Fund the schools you monsters.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

The way a person uses a leaf blower reveals so much about them

SNL UK is a really smart move because it assists tv fans in doing their favorite thing; shitting on SNL.

Had to pause my running because my knee was sore. So now I'm just going through every other possible leg pain as my body goes "hey so we were kinda dependent on the consistent running thing." Today's special area is my left psoas!

At first I was annoyed by the splash image ads for various movies on our new tv. But it is giving the kids a little bit of that "browsing blockbuster" experience. Woah kinda scary monster. Woah a woman in a bikini. Woah an oiled up muscle man with a rifle. Woah a movie called Private Parts.

Okay we were already reliving the aughts news cycle, but now they're even doing the whole Tiger Woods thing again and they didn't even change it to a different golfer. It's just the same guy!

Things I'm happy to have in 2026: Private bedrooms Fire alarms Refrigeration Drywall CPS

Okay this Thumper album has grown on me a lot

The people saying "read another book" have always been the actual dorks. People talk about these books a lot because it's an item of common culture and people are likely to know what you're talking about. The people who read these books growing up were readers. It didn't drag in non readers.

Stadiums should only be named after food and beverage products