What’s the most annoying sound in the world and why is it announcing this football game?

Hey, want some good news? I snooped around the internet and sleuthed some out for you. valerieanne.substack.com/p/proof-not-...

Oh hey guess what, #PunkyPlays is BACK! Let's see if I remember how to play Cyberpunk 2077, tonight at 8pm EST, over on Twitch.

I came to WV to take my mom to the dentist. There’s country music playing and religious propaganda everywhere. Literally, what the fuck.

My #GenV recap is up! We learned so much in this episode. Were your theories right? Things are really ramping up before the Season 2 finale! www.autostraddle.com/gen-v-season...

Okay, unclenching our jaws is just something we aren’t physically capable of right now, right?

My half marathon is 2 weeks away! (How?!) I’m training amidst the crazy and your help always keeps me going. I know things are hard right now, so if you can, please consider donating or sharing my link to help raise money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. 💜 mda.donordrive.com/participants...

Okay Earpers, because you asked so nicely I made another Waverly on her throne and some W&D Tubi love. I’ll keep making the Waverly one until it doesn’t go but I’m also going to make some Halloween stuff next too! 🎃 Available 6pm est makeXyourXpiece.etsy.com #WynonnaEarp

A gentleman is next to us on this plane watching a sports on full volume on his phone, no headphones. Perhaps I’ll pull up some women’s rugby on mine.

When in Spain… #HereWeGo

Day one post rapture: I guess no one was saved, because places are still pretty crowded. Happy the ladies who make the pasteles de nata were not taken.

Being in Europe, will I be raptured six hours earlier than my family in EDT?

If any millionaire who is planning on getting raptured tomorrow wants to do one last good deed to secure their spot, feel free to help me pay off my student loan debt. My venmo is PunkyStarshine. You can't take it with you and all that. venmo.com/code?user_id...

We finally went to Centre Pompidou yesterday. Sometime we'll tell you how it was.

My my my…it seems the entirety of #WynonnaEarp — the series, the woman, the legend — has landed on @Tubi, where she belongs. Here’s to the #Earpers who made this happen, and will show them what’s up; and to all the new fans who get to join the fun/our posse of dipshits. 🤠

Playing Pictionary in Spain is fun when the only thing worse than your Spanish is your drawing.

The fuck is this, IG?

Today was a good day. (If I ignore the crushing guilt about being thousands of miles from home)

Sometimes I am funny.

Someone needs to tell me that I do not need this speaker.

Yes these are silly but I’m still making them because I want to and I get a lot of healing done when I can sit and make something. A physical piece you can touch will always be personal to me. If that’s your thing too, I welcome you. 💕 12 est #ArtistsAgainstAI #WynonnaEarp makeXyourXpiece.etsy.com

We've got a new video up! If you love time-lapses that you only need to glance at now and then because you're scrolling on your phone while watching, this is the perfect one for you. youtu.be/oZT0-6ksv1g

This week's newsletter is about how the rapid rise of generative AI scares me, but human artists give me hope. open.substack.com/pub/valeriea...

💕🚨 one hour to go! 🚨💕 #WynonnaEarp #Vengeance makeXyourXpiece.etsy.com

“Some of us aren’t creative enough to brainstorm without ChatGPT!” Well then maybe you should sit this one out.

Everyone have fun Earping this weekend! My brain still feels the need to make wayhaught. Probably because they are forever. They’ll be in the shop if you want em. 6pm est 💕 Wayhaught Mina - Vengeance Dana - Revival #WynonnaEarp #Vengeance #Revival makeXyourXpiece.etsy.com

Hey, I made a reel about churros, if that’s your thing.

This year's Feria is coming up, so we finally made a video about last year's Feria! Head to YouTube and give it a watch! (And leave a comment so that it's pushed to more people, please!) youtu.be/La2Pd3NgN_E

Do you have anxiety dreams about forgetting to attend an entire semester of classes and still having to take the final over 25 years after attending university or are you normal?

Coming soon to Instagram: a play-by-play of going out for chocolate con churros. Thanks, friend who didn't know that cup contained pure chocolate. You've given us a vision for content and also a chore that someone's got to do, we guess.

Legendary book dedication.

What is a calzone if not a dumpling persevering?

No matter the country, it’s a universal experience — waiting while my wife shops for yarn.

I’m on a rooftop terrace in Spain and just watched a very drunk man pitch a tent and I’ve never been so happy not to live through a euphemism.

I almost walked into a glass door, if anyone is wondering how I’m doing.

My favorite thing about my love of hot dogs is when it creeps into my friends’ algorithms.

Second chance AND fake dating? Don’t mind if I do. (Bonus—I have a great view today.)

She’s a ten but she eats a hot dog in every country.

Creative motivation is taking a small hit and hoping to get out of this sort of funk soon. In the meantime I’ve got THESE for you later today if you want them. 🫶🏻 Revival is fun (I just started). I miss Wynonna. makeXyourXpiece.etsy.com #WynonnaEarp #Revival

A real-life Joan Calamezzo is in front of us on this plane.

I’ll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

Well, it sure was nice having health insurance.

Tonight, 8pm EST, what might be my last attempt to play Returnal on stream before we move on to greener pastures! See ya then! #PunkyPlays

Current status: sharing a pavlova, prepping for Spain, and being afraid about everything. 🙃

Be queer! Do crimes! Watch this video about a thing we did to celebrate World Pride! Leave a comment! Repost it! Make YouTube and BlueSky as queer as possible! #Pride #WorldPride

plot twist: everything is terrible, but you're not

Be gay. Do crimes. Buy art.

Guys, I don’t know if you knew this, but Alice in Wonderland is fucking bonkers.

I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.