Me and my co-conspirator dressed in all black

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

Does the Astros front office understand that doctors we need for baseball injuries are the MD type not PhD.

Had Taco Bell tonight. Where does that rank on the MAHA chart?

Somehow this will be the fault of the Astros

Local Democrats eyeing to end 'Cruz Curse' with banning of senator www.chron.com/sports/artic...

RFK Jr will always be my favorite www.mediaite.com/politics/rfk...

All that from McCullers just to lose

Need the best one for my date tomorrow night

One more game.

Why did CNBC stop showing Bitcoin value on the bottom of the screen? I think they had just started it in January.

Celebrated the 5-1

March Madness. Opening Day. I’m at work. It’s like my boss doesn’t care at all about my obsessive sports watching.

How do we not get a holiday on St. Patrick’s Day or First Four In Day? We need better politicians.

10 Dems agreed with voting to censure Al Green? Let me guess they sat there and did nothing.

Thanks for sitting so quietly tonight. Most proud showing of quietness I’ve ever seen

The pic is even better after a couple of days

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Call to action: US national protest on Monday February 17 at your State Capitol or White House. Spread far and wide. End Impunity End Oligarchy End Autogenocide #3E #USprotests #eyesontheoval

Tesla sales in Germany have plummeted by almost 60%. Sales in other countries also dropping fast. Elon Musk is currently the 2nd most hated oligarch on Earth after helping coup d'état the United States & sieg heiling in front of millions in celebration. Calls to boycott Musk products are global.

3-0 to start the season. Woohoo!

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

Who would have ever thought Canadians would get so mean. And over electricity. They didn’t get this mad when we stole their hockey teams.

Sorry. I know I’m stuck on a BlueSky science algorithm, but I quit caring about science when Pluto lost its planetary designation

As a federal employee not teleworking, I am absolutely loving my co-workers crying and moaning about returning to the office knowing they supported Trump. It’s awesome.

Blue balls for the win. Seriously, that ball is awesome.

It’s amazing how fast billionaires will sell their soul. It’s almost like all they care about it money.

Trump operative Charlie Kirk in 2020: TikTok is an ‘evil CCP-compromised’ app. Ban it!! Charlie Kirk today: Shame on President Biden for signing the Republican-led bill to ban TikTok into law. I’m glad Trump is going to save this great app Whatever the dear leader says. It's a cult

I also will not be at the Trump inauguration

Black out game!!

I’m cheering for the Rams just because their home playoff game became a road trip

Which one of you smart people have screwed up my algorithm and have me following science stuff? I’m just here for my fellow stupid sports followers.

Just go ahead and call it Gulf of Trump and put some big ass gold Trump letters all along the coast

My message to Zuck

Jose Cruz, circa 1980 #Astros #Baseball

Nice to see Houston get that W today

Fellow federal employee just told me he loves Musk because he represents the thinking of everyday people🤦‍♂️ This Nation is doomed.

Fun Blue vibe game last night

Is there an age it’s acceptable to be cranky all the time? I feel like I’ve reached it.

I didn’t realize there was so much nudity in boxing #tysonass

For the newbies, one of the great features on here is that when someone has tried to quote-post dunk on you, hit the … and select “detach quote” and nobody will see the post or who wrote it and they will look like an asshole. (Blocking works like this too.)

Is there a tutorial? I’m old🤣