This aged super well

(Arrives in Hell)DEVIL: welcome to the underworld, where you will burn in molten lava for eternity HAHAHAHAHAHA ME: actually, if it’s still inside the earth, it would be referred to as magma DEVIL: you… do understand why you are here, correct

Can I safely assume everyone had their daily sob session and holy offering to the Charlie Kirk shrine today, or do I need to doxx you and call your employer

A white conservative man was killed by another white conservative man at a conservative college in a conservative state and liberals are to blame.

I was never a fan of Kimmel (haven’t watched a single show since his shitty “Man Show” days), but we all know this is fascism. Plain and simple. He didn’t deserve it.

Listen up: If you or someone you know has been terminated by their employer for voicing your opinion about Charlie Kirk, then post who your employer is. Post the company. We, as consumers, would like to know.

Listen, quick pep talk; Blocking me is okay. Later unblocking and following me again is nuts. Have some respect for yourself

@derekneverfails.bsky.social YO! Shout out from @crockett.house.gov Right there!!!

If you ever want to know why we are divided as a nation, Donald Trump blamed the “radical left” and Democrats before Charlie Kirk’s assassin was even identified. You can begin right there.

If I’m going to take any health advice from an ex-junkie, It’s going to be Keith Richards

The reason why all of the MAGA trolls ask “what is a woman” is because they lose track after they turn 18

If you think all of the doctors and scientists are wrong but an ex heroin addict with no medical background that collects roadkill while nursing a brain worm is the right one, please don’t procreate

Squint and tell me who this burger looks like

Rape Victims > Politics

The Epstein Files won’t be released yet? No problem, the survivors of the rapes on that island have grouped together and they are making the list of their captors and rapists for everyone to see. You will all get it straight from the source.

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Boloney is hot dog pancakes. You are WELCOME.

He continues to disappoint.

I hope he did die. Painfully .

The guys who keep telling us we have “TDS” have to remember the guy that tried to make this a real thing got arrested for soliciting a minor. MAGA has TDS, “tiny dick syndrome”, who feel the need to simp for a pedo.

“Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of looooove” STEVE MILLER’S MOM: no one has ever called you either of these two things “Some people call me Maurice” MOM: just stop

Snoop ended up being a huge hypocritical disappointment

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JUST DIE ALREADY.

“And then I said ‘because I got nailed three times last night’ it was so epic dawg” GAVIN: hahaha you’re so crazy Jesus

Digging the hat

This dude brings no knives to gunfights 💀

Me every day here with MAGA

Gavin’s social media manager is fucking rad

I subport this message

Anyone hungry?

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Why is the GOP having states redraw their districts if their policies are so great

Love your body and hate the government.

Wasn’t he claiming to be the “Father of IVF” while campaigning

I figured all of these tough cosplay military #Maggers would have jumped at the opportunity to be ICE, but that probably cuts into their special time making videos of them shooting mannaquins and making memes of Democrats

Trump ordered colleges to prove they aren’t considering race in admissions. Meanwhile, Trump’s ICE is still using race—against a court order—to target and snatch undocumented immigrants.

What is the extremely bothersome about the Democratic Party is how forgiving they are. Every single year, there are those in this party that still try to reach across the aisle. It dishonors all of us that are affected by those very same people with bad laws and corruption.

Diddler on the Roof

(Enters business) Hi, you taking walk ins? MORGUE: sir, please stop coming in here every week

My nephew is turning 18 and my sis gave me his contact info. I had to tell her the gesture he was making was rather intentional 😂😂😂

Thursday the 12th #MildHorror

This is a MAGA hate account. Hit that like button if you are with me

The rumors I eat a lot of sushi in my car are false

THERAPIST: everything you need is inside of you. ME: like drugs THERAPIST: no