Today is the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.

Wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately, I tell you what.

Flu shot ✔️ Covid booster ✔️ A fine stew ✔️

Beans are a delicious, inexpensive and nutritionally-dense food. Do not listen to RFK JR.

It's super cool that "kill 'em all and let Aryan Jesus sort 'em out" is now domestic as well as foreign policy in the States 🫠

No thoughts, just vibes.

I could really go for some casserole.

I made tzatziki, but didn't have any oregano. I used za'atar instead, and it's delicious.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Sound familiar?

NB: I closed the windows so Norm could stop worrying; kiddos gonna kid!

There's some kids on the corner trying to drum up business for their lemonade stand. Two young entrepreneurs are waving signs at traffic to advertise. Except one of them is enjoying screaming non-verbally at cars, to the extent that Norm, 3 storeys up, is extremely concerned about screaming kid! 🤣

I'm taking bar prep this summer, and it seems I learned absolutely nothing at law school and am a hopeless dunce 🙃

Hi, I’m God. How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?

I have a (very feisty) senior dog, and tonight he is spending his first night at my new place! I've been slowly transitioning him over here and I'm so excited to hear little doggy snores tonight!

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

RIP Sabu, I'll never forget the time you called me a man on Twitter.

Hi friends, I've finished law school!

I did not have "Will Arnett narrates documentary about Steve Vogelsang's wild years" on my 2025 bingo card!

I love a conclave!

*My* grandmother always told me not to marry a man who was too big for me to physically subdue, should the need arise 🤷‍♀️

Tomorrow is the civil procedure exam, followed by the uncivil procedure exam, which is just a fist fight behind the arena.

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

Ritz Crackers are a nice treat.

Just once I'd like Azealia Banks to insult me.

My proximal humerus is broken in 3 places, but the good news is I am healing well and won't require surgery! I can also start physiotherapy now. 😊 A big thank you to the diagnostic imaging team and orthopedic clinic staff at the Grace Hospital!

Does the...does the coffee really need to have protein in it???

Attending court virtually because I can't drive with a broken arm 💃💃💃

Canada has an economist as Prime Minister and Mexico has an environmental scientist and Dr of Philosophy for president. Meanwhile the USA has a rapist con artist and Soviet sleeper agent as their president.

I slipped on some ice and fractured my humerus on Thursday. I went to urgent care at Victoria Hospital and my experience was wonderful! The medical staff were kind, quick, and very helpful in arranging follow up with an orthopedic surgeon as well as teaching me how to use my arm sling. Many thanks!

Got fingerprinted for admission to the law society today, I guess shit's getting real!

Turns out judges and professors hate it when you refer to Supreme Court decisions as "a Beverley McLachlin joint". 🤷‍♀️

those Vichy motherfuckers

👁️👁️👁️ BE NOT AFRAID 👁️👁️👁️ #art 🪶

When life gives you apples, make applesauce!

Accidentally said "what the fuck is 'process management?'" into a live mic in front of 100 people while receiving an award for process management. 🤦‍♀️

I tried Windsor-style pizza and it's supposed to be this great thing, but it just tasted like pepperoni pizza?

Greetings from the Canadian National Negotiation Competition at Windsor Law!

Accidentally info-dumped about country wives in Indigenous Legal Orders class. I guess that was probably the best possible place to go on about Margaret Taylor Hogue...

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read on Reddit, and I don't care that it's a joke! "[He] called me a mark when I asked him to pick up milk!" www.reddit.com/r/redditonwi...

Can I have one meltdown? As a treat?

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

This week's oatmeal is maple quinoa granola! From a recipe found by @shortymcboots.bsky.social ! Mine has cashews, walnuts, and dried cranberries in it. Original recipe: pinchofyum.com/maple-quinoa...

Law school needs more fat people.

Marie Henein is probably the coolest-looking lawyer of all time.