Fuck sake, don't Hibs it, Hibs 🤦

Andorra 🇦🇩 Barcelona 🇪🇦 I always end up in the Michael Collins when I'm there 🍀

I will never stop talking about #Gaza

What a week off! Saved the best stadium until last, obviously 🍀

That pre-match top is a certified belter. Celtic, you can have my money.

Me: "He can't come in today, he's got food poisoning" Translation: "The wee shite had salt & chilli chicken and is suffering the consequences"

"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity"

Summer is officially here. Cunts were taps aff at Partick station

Snoop Dogg vs Rod Stewart. Who's more famous? Solve an argument.

I've definitely been on my travels this year and I may have some exciting news around that soon 👀

San Siro ✅

Finger oot, Sellick 😭🍀

Any Pixies fans out there? Looking to shift one ticket for the gig next Wednesday in Edinburgh? Selling face value 🙏

Three nervous wees and aff to Hampden on the 75 CSC 🍀😂

Semi Final ticket sorted 😁🍀

Get that right in the bin, Celtic. Absolute fucking write off, that 🙄

Pish

That miss is going to haunt Johnston for a while...

25yrs ago today, my mum was taken from me because of cancer. I decided going to Berlin would be a nice thing to do because it would make me happy and she'd appreciate that. She wouldn't like how hungover I am but she was thrifty enough to respect that most of the shots were free 🙃

Berlin 🇩🇪 Free shot anaw 🙌

My manager is a big Celtic fan too but see when he said to me "See all their wee faces now they've got Ned Lasso in", I was absolutely gone 😂🍀

Somewhere between devastated and bursting with pride. What a performance Celtic put out tonight. Unbelievable 😭

Calmac giving a wonderful interview now on Prime. Shows how a captain should speak. A true leader and legend ☘️

Loudest scream from Croftfoot just came from me btw. Scenes 😭🍀

Beautiful big Danish bastard 😍

Fuck sake. Sparking those chances just makes me feel sick

Mon the Celtic 🍀🍀🍀

Henrik 🥰🍀

Waking up in Dublin pure steaming like "Ah Jesus, that was never part of the script". I can never go out for one ffs

Right there 💚

This storm hasn't even started properly yet and my roof is looking like a colander. Still expected to go to work but 🙃

With serious financial investment, a major focus on grassroots football and a bit of luck, there’s nothing to say the champions of England can’t one day catch up with the champions of Scotland

Be paralytic, not paranoid 🙌

Champions League Play Off Place. Fucking pinch me 🙌🍀

Getting Kasper locked in for another season is the best news I'll hear all day 🎉🍀

It's been a tough few weeks and I'd like to thank everyone who's supported me through this time but I'm pleased to say that my green and black bins were finally emptied this morning 🎉😭

If you could give this a retweet thst would be brilliant trying to find everyone I was following before.

London

Back in Glesgae for 2mins and one of the first things I heard was "Haul! Don't you look at me like that! I'll kick yer cunt in!". Yer man was shouting at a statue 🤦

Helsinki, Tallinn, Riga, Vilnius and Kaunas smashed out in a week 🙌🇫🇮🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹

Found one of they Portals in Vilnius that linked up to Dublin so we thought it was a great opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Left this in Tallinn. Gone but not forgotten. One for the Limmy fans

Back to Tallinn. He's steamboats 😂

Oo ah!

Tallinn bound 🇪🇪

Typical. Fly to Finland and it snows at home 🙃

It's still early. Keep the faith 🍀