We’re shite, but we definitely deserve to be ahead tonight..

The Huns are going for the double: worst Champions League participant ever, now currently worst Europa league…

Stauner applied…

Looks like its back to Loch Lomond for the new Klub..

I bet ye Russell Martin is pishing himself 😂😂😂

The stolen six counties 0 Germany 1 Lovely 😊

There’s something clearly wrong at the 2012ers when apparent billionaires cannot attract an unemployed manager with a proven track record of failure to join them…

No Covid , No Party…😂😂😂

Breaking: Jim the Hun on Clyde 1 SSB has been located and is now safely back in his institution..

Jim the Hun in Aberfoyle on Clyde 1 SSB is absolutely correct. Steven Naismith is the man that the new Klub need. He totally gets it…

Listening to Clyde 1 SSB, I thank God and my parents that I was brought up to support Celtic ☘️ Faith, Family, Celtic ☘️

Maeda literally did play all over the park..

Very fortunate. We’re pish, but should make for an entertaining Clyde 1 SSB this week..

Went for a pish and missed the equaliser. Going for another one in five minutes..

1-2 Motherwell and thoroughly deserved. We are absolutely shite.

I’m going to phone the doctor tomorrow. I used to get a semi when the Huns were getting pumped, but tonight I can’t even raise a smile..

At least we can always rely on the Huns…

Hopefully my favourite Vegan will ease the pain..

A much better 2nd half, I watched the Palace game..

An even worse decision than MrBlobby attempting to save a thirty yarder with his wrong hand 🤚

Breaking: The 49ers have removed the portrait of Britain’s biggest benefit thief from the Huns dressing room and replaced it with a recipe for Vegan Nut Cutlets..

Fantastic Shane and Tyrell The Beardies won it ⛳️

God bless Shane Lowry ⛳️🇮🇪

Four Huns on TNT Sports analysing the new Klubs performance. Comedy gold, would/will watch again…

I’ve got to be honest, I genuinely enjoy watching the Huns more than watching us this season so far.. 😂

McCoist: “The Livingston game is monumental” 😂😂 A tussle between the two newest clubs in Scotland..

The Subway loyal are offski..

That Slovenian referee should be appointed to referee every Sevco game, MOTM so far, outstanding..

Ok, I love Oh…

That tit Oh has just missed another sitter, I fucken hate that cunt..

Oh is absolute dog meat..

Oh with the penalty FFS…

I fucken love this Slovenian referee 😂😂😂

Fair play to that Slovenian referee at Greyskull, finally an official prepared to deal with that dirty bastard Diomonde 👏👏👏

FFS..

Big Oh just missed an absolute sitter at the Bigotdome. Just as well the mad bastard who was prepared to pay €28m for him sobered up in time..

Glad we didn’t get a top 6 club in the semi..

Bastards..

Celebration Nut Cutlet..

Boyd is a fucken cabbage. I think he might be a Vegan..

Kettlewell is one boring greetin faced prick. No wonder that Motherwell mob chased him.. HH☘️

Yaaaas ☘️

Thank Fuck ☘️

Out for a nice meal with the family and it’s a lovely evening. I think they’re going to take my phone off me though.. Just in case, one final message: 🎶 Oh The Rangers are shite🎶🎶🎶

Boooooo fucken love it 😊

And the Subway Loyal are off…

McLean and Aitken definitely want Martin sacked.. Mon the Jambos.. 0-2

Tonight Matthew I’m going to be Slobodan Milosevic 🇷🇸

I’ve got to be honest, regardless of my hatred of the Celtic board, I’ll never understand for the life of me why Celtic fans are chomping at the bit to phone Clyde 1 SSB to share their grievances. They’re just simply giving the Huns free entertainment. Wise up FFS..

3-1 Germany v the stolen 6 GIRFUYs