I dont like asking things like this, and idk how many people will actually see this, but im having an emergency. im being kicked out of my home soon and am struggling to put together enough money to get myself somewhere safe. if anyone is willing to help i started a gofundme gofund.me/9a89c4b34

Playing d&d with a kitsune girl is difficult, she keeps rolling nat 20s and is unstoppable. Even when i make a nat 20 count as a crit fail she starts rolling 19 instead. Maybe i should go back to fighting games with the werewolf

A kitsune girl is a tricky devil. on one hand it is heavenly just petting those soft fluffy tails. on the other hand, that lovely looking meal she offered you was just leaf litter.

The joy of trick or treating with your werewolf gf, watching people fawn over her "costume" unaware her violent tail wagging was very real. The hard part is convincing her that she cant just bury the candy like a bone. After that its easy to split the candy, she cant eat chocolate after all~

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

You take the day off of work because you feel a cold coming on, fortunately your ever loyal werewolf gf is there flopped across your sick body like a wiggly blanket. She can tell something is up and wants to provide the ultimate comfort in your hour of need.

Watching movies with your werewolf girlfriend, but no matter what she will not stop barking at the dogs on the screen. You tell her time and time again but she still feels the need to defend you from the furry fiends in the noise box.

Challenging your werewolf gf to a few rounds of some fighting game. Each round is laughably one sided, yet the joy is short lived as after a particularly nasty set you feel her hot breath on the back of your neck. A deep growl building in her throat. You realise that this round may be your last

Trying to be nice to your werewolf girlfriend you offer to style up her human hair, yet neither of you could have anticipated the outcome. As she turns back into her beastly form you have to choke back a laugh as instead of a ferocious beast she now looks like a pampered pomeranian

A werewolf gf who is almost twice your size, yet she tries to be your lapdog. You are unsure if this is a good or bad thing even as you find yourself pinned underneath her floof.

League of legends would be peak if warwick had tits

Your werewolf gf taking you with her on a full moon rampage because she knows how stressed you've been getting, and she thinks it will help you vent your anger.

Yeah

Hrt, except its werewolf hormones. Side effects include: super strength, the urge to chase cars and squirrels, lunar howling, a hunger for flesh, and heterochromia

Being chased by a terrifying werewolf in the dark of night, in your panic you trip over some unseen hazard. You make a pitiful attempt at crawling away hoping that the beast passes you by, but no such luck. In a flash the beast pounces, her maw held overhead letting her hot breath wash over you...

Its the night of the full moon, everything is normal until you remember your gf is a werewolf. As long as you've known her shes been in her beastial form, you wonder to yourself “does the full moon just not effect her?” (1/3)

Your werewolf gf decides to bring you someplace special for your anniversary; its a dog park. Before you can even question it she has already brought you her favorite stick

Aight bet!

We cats make it very clear when we want attention. ... Or maybe I'm just loud

Theres something so wonderful about werewolves. Big hot fuzzy monsters who are the purrfect allegory for so many aspects of life. And did i mention they are hot?

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