Spectrum: “Your cable box is full of cat hair.” Me: *acting confused* “Huh.”

Unlike McConnell, at least Lindsey Graham has the integrity to admit when he’s dead

Roses are red, The pool is blue, He won the election, And beat Iran, too.

POLL: Is Trumpy the stupidest president in your lifetime? A. Yes B. Yes C. Phuck Yes D. Holy Schitt Yes E. All of the above

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it." - Roald Dahl

Happy Memorial Day weekend!

Wild crabapple, Wisconsin

Ice cream machine is STILL BROKEN!

Iran:

Spring gardening means digging holes! I reckon this one is good for 10 pounds of seed potatoes or 6 cabinet members. Is it too soon to plant? Maybe, we haven’t even had the midterms yet.

Exactly this. It’s honestly concerning that we’ve hit over 15,000 targets and aren’t seeing any real strategic value out of it. Iranian missiles are increasingly getting through Israeli air defenses. The Strait of Hormuz is closed, and we are preparing boots on the ground.

Activists don't let ICE goons get an inch in Vermont

We may be about to have issues with the sustainability of our industrial food supply system. Your food is fertilized with petro chems. Wrapped in petro chems. Protected from pests by petro chems. Delivered, largely, by petro chems. And food workers are afraid to go to work.