Ice cream machine is STILL BROKEN!

Iran:

Spring gardening means digging holes! I reckon this one is good for 10 pounds of seed potatoes or 6 cabinet members. Is it too soon to plant? Maybe, we haven’t even had the midterms yet.

Exactly this. It’s honestly concerning that we’ve hit over 15,000 targets and aren’t seeing any real strategic value out of it. Iranian missiles are increasingly getting through Israeli air defenses. The Strait of Hormuz is closed, and we are preparing boots on the ground.

Activists don't let ICE goons get an inch in Vermont

We may be about to have issues with the sustainability of our industrial food supply system. Your food is fertilized with petro chems. Wrapped in petro chems. Protected from pests by petro chems. Delivered, largely, by petro chems. And food workers are afraid to go to work.

Today, Michelle and I are proud to announce that we will be hosting the dedication ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center on June 18th in Chicago, and welcoming the public on June 19th. We can’t wait for you to visit. Go to obama.org to learn more.

2026 JD Vance: “No sacrifice is too great to make for the Fatherland!”

I guess if you don’t care if you put heroin in your body you don’t care if you put cholesterol in your body.

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

Dear Humans, Remember how awesome Zohran Mamdani’s campaign was? How effortlessly he destroyed his opponents whilst unapologetically championing his ideas? You can have the same thing for the presidential election if you have the courage to nominate AOC. Please 🙏 God

Short term, medium term, long term: We have to stop funding ICE. Period. #stopICE

We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.

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