i forgot to use this acc more than my junk twitter oop. anyway sometimes lunch is one beer and that's okay

commission!

did a full color commission without realizing client asked for black and white before sending it off

i wish i had the psychic fortitude of a pharmacy technician

im sick of seeing bald pussy gate 3 posts. if i cant play no one should play

therapists here will b like "i am queer allied and want to be as accessible as possible ☺️ i do not take insurance and have a sliding scale of 100-300 dollars per session! xoxo"

gauging whether the driver behind me is an alpha or beta by scooting up a few inches at a red light and seeing if they do the same

every time i see ENDWI on a car i read “END WISCONSIN” and im like yea. End it

there’s something gender about him

drawing backgroudns free of extra charge out of the goodness of my heart and the stupidity of my brain

Starting a new campaign! Running some close friends and my partner, and its the PBTA pirate game im working on! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ I wanted to do an inaugural doodle so heres my players characters on little wanted posters!! Vio the Anchor, Jones the Disgraced, and Vaughn the Preacher. #neonjawboneart #NJttrpg

hate being commed to draw a character in a suit bro...... why am i spending the whole time rendering this fucking suit. why am i teaching myself new skills to render this suit

i'm not even sure these r the correct needle sizes but i'm so tired of fighting in a 4 way deathmatch w insurance doctors and pharmacy im just gonna do my best with what i GAT!!!!!

i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a slut, i'm a twink, i'm a faggot, i'm a tramp, i'm a gemini, i'm a--

a whole ass sprig of parsley just fell out of my pocket

every time i see bjd i read it as “bobert jowney dunior”

waaAAAAH doing my first t shot in like 4 years im scawed!!!!!! i hate shots!!!!!!! i can do this!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!

correct.

my ass after a serious phone call: byebye

iwtv did for me what killing eve was too chickenshit and british to do

are there any weed deals for 9/11

Welcome home

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brother if you dont get these tits off my chest i'm gonan have to intervene

if i dont get testosterone by the end of the week i'm making it everyone else's problem

i either need to get stupidly high and watch skinamarink or get stupidly drunk and watch babe: pig in the city

is this bad

i will not merge all these layers and paint over this commission i won’t i won’t i promise help h

man stopped me on the STREET to ask me about my stroller and if i jog and i said “ey guy im just da nanny” and he looked at me like the scum of the earth

what if you had a baby and were offered a million dollars to cast them in the role of “ugly baby”. Would you do it. I’m making myself sad

a car makes a horrific deathly sound and gay ppl will giggle and say “oh she did not like that”

i love to have two beers and impulse buy original art and tattoo slots

ppl are still doing pledge of allegiance and national anthem CRINGE

Halloween costume idea: tim roth at the end of reservoir dogs

oh NO!!!! country BEAR hall has been destroyed.... OH, NO! country bear hall has been DESTROYED......... OH NO!!!!!! COUNTRY bear HALL has been DESTROYED!!!!

fully obsessed with the way men write and phrase their emails. if i could distill them into a lozenge and take them for self-esteem pills! but i cant

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virtual villagers was the poor man's sims and yet a better game iirc

Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!

i just figured out the ultimate hack for non-op transmascs who wanna driving with their tits out. sensitive classified information government hates it! more on this later

technical theories of art feel kinda like pennies in the mostly empty piggy bank of my brain. if i rattle it around i think i can see somethin in there but mostly they’re free floating in the ether

“doctor from new mexico figured out how to cure a hanging belly” ill kill this man. personally ill ruin him. science goes too far

i am about to make soooo many friendship bracelets for noooo reason

bellowed “suckin’ and fuckin’” over speakerphone in my irish catholic grandmothers hallowed home

once tried to plaster cast my boob twice and glue it together flat to flat, hoping to make a boob ball. it didn’t work and was condemned to live inside the wood confession pew i also built shittily. trying to get back to that level of abundance

doink

"you're such an angry little guy sometimes. your shitlist is so virulent"

nanny gigs here r like “strap my kid to your back and climb up Sunfuck mountain for two hours, i will give you twenty dollars. also he only drinks goats milk straight from the teat”

this account will be treated irreverently

@verywildthing.bsky.social mmmm oil pastels