WHAT THE FUCK FIRST BABY GEESE OF THE SEASON IN ORANGE COUNTY ALREADY OMFG

Once a genius, always a genius.

Aren’t Israel and Netting Yahoo driving this attack on Iran?

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A good question to ask: why would Iran need nuclear weapons anyway? It's not as if they need deterrence to discourage superpowers from attacking them...Oh, wait a sec. Now I get it.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

I love my evil country and its dogshit friends

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I’m going to make some rice. I won’t say what sort of utensil or device this might entail. I will say there will be water and heat involved. Also it will be good.

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Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

MAGGA: Make American Germs Great Again. When I started working on A Pox on Fools I was worried that given publication timelines my book would no longer describe a present crisis by the time it came out I was wrong.

first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed

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Gosh I have photographed a lot of flies over the years.

Magnificent paragraph on Minnesota by @adamserwer.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

I feel like my society has become the town in The Lottery, the Shirley Jackson story we read in school. We wake up and think who got it this time?

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Everything else sucks, so here's this bird and lady, they don't suck. www.youtube.com/shorts/u-xgK...

Seasonal Greetage!

Avi resting after a strenuous session reading BlueSky.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

This place is getting weird. I don't mean BlueSky; I mean the USA.

this is the correct framing

Friday night borb 🪶

See A tuxedo, post a tuxedo.

Scoop: Bari Weiss has discussed hiring Fox News anchor Bret Baier for CBS News. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bret-baier...

Portland is the kind of place where this protest will continue, this isn't a one-off-weekend thing for them. It's something that can be copied by communities across the nation. www.youtube.com/shorts/Wfzs_...

Some mornings, I wonder if Wordle is threatening me, not encouraging me.

Charlie Kirk: In simple terms, I did not like his politics one bit, but I wish the guy was still alive and well.