date idea: buy the worst book you will ever read, read it while making horrified faces next to your partner, and then immediately upon finishing it turn to them and say "You HAVE to read this"

Post-canon, trying to heal Akechi stumbling head-first into parenthood when he's given the opportunity to adopt a young orphaned child who reminds him a little too much of his younger self. Which means he suddenly needs to learn how to actually take care of himself for once

ive finally got a functional stove anyone wanna drop their fav baked good to christen the oven

goodbye

Goro convincing himself he needs to "become better" before he can reunite wotu Akira post-canon that he avoids him for years despite feeling like he's missing the other half of his heart

Fake Dating where Assassin Goro is given an anonymous request to take out Amamiya Ren—only the stipulations are rather odd. He cannot kill him immediately, but must rather spend a year with him, seducing him, and only then can he kill him. Though Goro initially intends to turn down such an odd

anyway that's it for the spam. logging off for a month

Genderfluid Joker says no homo before kissing Goro to announce she's in a girl mood today

Akira gets into sewing as a hobby post-canon, which suits his boyfriend Goro fine because it means when he sighs wistfully at Grey Pigeon he wakes up on his bday to Akira announcing he bought tickets to the next Featherman con and he need Goro's measurements for his cosplay

Thinking about an au with Cis Fem Akechi and Doesn't-yet-realize-she's-trans Ren where Akechi still makes that comment about putting Ren in her clothes except it leads Ren to staring off into the distance and having an existential crisis as she realizes things about herself

Ren and Goro finally start dating after reuniting post canon... except none of Ren's friends believe him when he mentions Goro's alive. They think it's grief talking. Every time he tries to take a photo, it's blurry. Every hang out is canceled because of some random catastrophe.

Ren getting so scared Goro is cheating that he stalks him one afternoon during his "overtime" Only for it to turn out he's going to Sojiro's house to learn how to cook properly in preparation to propose to Ren

Yuri akeshuake rival ballerinas but omegaverse and have them fight like cats after days of sexual tension culminate into a tense meeting in the studio when its just them and their reflections. The delicate feminine facade snapped under want that presents itself as aggression

Goro who misses Ren during their Post-Canon Separation that he names the stray he found soaking wet in a box outside his house "Ren" and allows himself to be affectionate and sweet which makes people confused if he has a partner.... Which blows up when Ren the human comes back into the picture

this deeply self infulgent ffxiv akeshu i did months ago...kinda shy abt it so ill post here LOL

Sorry that this account has been flitting in and out of existence and when it does exist I mostly yap about not-p5. I promise I'm still interested in it, it's just that I'm mentally ill and currently going through a very rough patch regarding my creative process that means I don't do well

ao3 i neeeeed you to get rid of the muted users message. I muted them because I don't want them to exist in my vision. stop reminding me they exist.

#akeshu #明主

Pre-relationship where Akechi keeps dragging pego to cafés so he "has an expert's opinion". In reality, these are all basically dates that he's too anxious to actually ask pego on

buying a jenga tower so i can play a dark academia game about murder 🙏

hoping i squeaked under the wire for the palace zine purchase but hey if it's not right at least i donated to a good cause

top omegas....

💤

I think I have an idea of who was behind the louvre heist…. #Persona5

since it's honey i'm home day, let me bring this ol' piece back #akeshu / #shuake / #p5r

thank you to yaoi bimbo ukes who take predatory jobs and spare destitute bl manhwa ukes from being taken instead. doing a service.

I wanted to hype up a ttrpg I'm playing with cute theming around its set up but for some reason bsky keeps eating my posts 🥲

Hoard all that’s left of me - Sumitaba - Rated: T - Dark!Monster Sumi and weirdgirl Futaba -written for @seelie-shrike.bsky.social for the @p5giftexchange.bsky.social - 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/60669124

Taxidermist’s favorite subject - Chapter 8/30 - Rated M - dark #kitashu #shukita long fic - canon divergent (does anyone still read these? what if I just keeping making this longer…oh I’m definitely gonna do this) - 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/611235...

#bottomjokerweek2025 Day 4: Persona fucking Sleight of Hand 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/65367301

A TTRPG I wanted to play was no longer shipping to the USA so I had to take matters into my own hands. In other news, new hobby acquired.

NEW (FREE) GAME FORTHCOMING: SPINE is a dark solo ttrpg about losing yourself in a book. In SPINE, you are a researcher who has inherited a strange book from an estranged relative…

Need Joker to have the same gender as Juno Steel. Which is to say that when someone is like "We'll settle this like gentlemen, fair and square" he goes teehee and plays dirty because he's "more of a lady, honestly."

The actual best way to experience a fandom is via proxy. Fandom in laws, my beloved

Hey so funniest thing just happened

If I had a nickel for every time I wrote a vampire who was only like a year out from being changed, I'd have two nickels.

Are you in a gift giving mood? We're planning a new art/writing event for the Persona 5 Fandom, scheduled for December 1st to 31st. Keep an eye out for the interest check on the 15th! #p5 #persona5 #p5events Information link: evergreen-aries-627.notion.site/persona-5-s-...

Akira owns a baking website where he writes entire stories about his life and marriage. Most people skip over it to get to the recipes... but the few who don't have slowly come to the horrifying realization that Akira is apparently married to a retired assassin who is whipped for his husband.

Silliest thing recently that was indicative of how contrarian my tastes became was the fact I was talking with a friend about a yaoi manga i saw ages ago but could barely remember anything about the couple (who were kind of basic seme/uke minus the uke being a dom who ate people) but knew everything

had a good birthday weekend 👍

why does HE (akechi) get that stupid little twink (ren) but not ME

shuake but they’re jrpg horror game protagonist and antagonist (and it’s yuri) #shuake #akeshu #p5 #p5r #goroakechi #RenAmamiya #fanart #art 🎨

and the pixel art sprites of course #shuake #akeshu #p5 #p5r #goroakechi #RenAmamiya #fanart #art 🎨

After watching Goro struggle and fail to pull his favorite character in a new game he's into, Ren decides to start playing it... only to have such insanely good luck (including getting Goro's fav) that Goro starts queueing up another "why do you get things I don't?" speech.

a little birthday salaryman pego for @seelie-shrike.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉

wip wednesday early because i won't be on tomorrow. guess what this is about

Goro realizing that half of Akira's friends are In Love with his boyfriend despite Akira seemingly being absolutely oblivious and having a mini crashout about his fears Akira would choose someone better followed by a gloating session that he won anyway