"What if the Cardassians were crossed with the Ferengi" is no basis for a system of government

I can't stop laughing at Elon and Zuck's heads on robot dogs pooping out NFTs. www.artsy.net/article/arts...

Snow puppers! ❄️🐾

If you're cold, they're cold.

When cyborg Ken Burns makes a documentary about all of this 100 years from now, I hope actors do dramatic readings of our skeets while the camera does a pan-and-zoom over pictures of cats, Alf, and DS9

Liquid Glass really leaned allllll the way into those skeuomorphic bevels, huh 🤢

T-minus one week until #TwelveMonths - the new #DresdenFiles book!!

Who decided that JSON couldn't handle trailing commas? SHOW YOURSELF. I... I just wanna talk. Honest. 👀

May I have your attention please: Fuck ICE.

I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.

Christopher Anderson was like “I choose violence” and I friggin love it. First time in the almost 5 years I’ve felt the tiniest twinge of regret for dropping out of my photojournalism degree. Perfection. #VanityFair

The #StrangerThings finale was... perfect. I don't know how else to say it.

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

Spotify Wrapped says I'm old. Last year it said I was into McBling Strut Pop and I told it to get dafuck off my lawn, so that tracks.

How I'm walking out of 2025

And some more offbeat Paris pics.

Pics from Paris last week!

The token Hanukkah background available on Google Meet has TEN menorahs. ALL of them are fully lit as though it's the 8th night of the holiday. I have so many questions, starting with whether the fire department is ready on speed dial.

"Shaman of Experience Intelligence and Equivocal CX" - I'm dead. designtitles.com

The TSA should take all the soaps they confiscate from people for being over 3oz and forcibly scrub anyone who tries to get on a plane with body odor.

Current status: Siting in a giant metal tube 11km above the Atlantic ocean, having a conversation in real time with people in 5 different countries, getting *really* annoyed that the messages are only going through about 90% of the time. Sometimes I need a pinch to keep things in perspective. 😂

OH: If the landlord takes you to court, I'll go on the stand and argue with a straight face that the lease says "no cats" (plural) and you don't have cats, you have one singular cat. 🤣

i like these home details designed for pets IG meredithsterninteriors

Me: I’ll pack all black tops for my work trip, it’s not like the dogs will be there to get fur all over them. 😍 Also me: I’ll pack the pretty white wool scarf for contrast. 🤦🏼‍♀️

TIL: Paris has a significant wild parakeet population! Thought the jet lag was truly getting to me when I first saw this guy, until I googled it.

Bonjour, Paris! Beyond excited for the #DrupalAISummit at #FOST2025!

it's 0 days since Netflix got that Kate Bush song stuck in my head again 😭

It's December 1st, which means that throughout the entire month you should reserve 5-10 minutes every day to read a fantastic article about HTML. ❤️‍🔥 Check out what's hidden behind the first door. htmhell.dev/adventcalendar

I return from the bathroom to find my desk covered in muddy paw prints 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣❤️

My brain is jaded about another dumb zombie flick, but my heart is like LIAM NEESON AND STRANGER THINGS STEVE FIGHTING ZOMBIE DEER TO IRONICALLY UPBEAT MUSIC?!? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7...

Favorite part of WFH and having a spouse who also WFH: texting them dumb puns throughout the day and being able to hear their enraged reaction from the next room. 😇😂

I regret to inform you all that I have not won $900 million tonight.

I don’t have insomnia all that often, but when I do, I really wish it was possible to get up without the dogs taking it as a sign that it’s MORNING AND TIME TO PLAY

Edgar the Bug has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Go home, Amazon, you’re drunk.

I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.

Submitted my session proposal from #DrupalCon Chicago! 🤞 They extended the deadline to today - get yours in if you haven't already! sessionize.com/drupalcon-ch...

in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional

somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism

Startup Idea: A safe way for CEO's to request staff members to acquire gift-cards...

Three young bears ran right across the road in front of us in Gatlinburg. (I’m sure mama’s not far, but we didn’t see her). 😍

Just passed a church with the sign “sus is the answer.” I guess he really is Among Us. 🤣

Super excited for my little weekend getaway to Gatlinburg, but the drive there keeps taking me past fucking Confederate flags, so it’s time for another edition of THINGS THAT LASTED LONGER THAN THE CONFEDERACY. For reference, the Confederacy lasted from Feb 1861 to May 1865, just over 4 years.

I've now had "Pink Pony Club" stuck my in my head for a solid 36 hours. Send help and/or tranq darts.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

I LIKE my hat. #Digicol25 #Upsun

Really digging Grand Rapids as a town. It’s walkable, lots of cool small businesses, currently has a month-long citywide art festival in evidence on every block, and I walked by a well-attended trans rights rally within 10 minutes of leaving my hotel.