If you saw an ad for a medical device called a bone expander would you click it? Well of course, we all want more expansive bones, but little did I know that’s a dental implant tool and although this was like three years ago Instagram continues to try and sell me dental implant tools.

I love my commute. #blessed #ifuckingloveboats #ferrylife #sfbayferry #fuckyeahboats #haveimentionedilovetakingaboattowork #ifievermoveineedtomovesomewherewithboats #boats #toottoot

I’m glad we stopped saying “cheat code”

I was at Costco and saw these cute little buckets but then I realized they were actually standard five gallon buckets and just _looked_ small because Costco.

Say "you're absolutely right" again. Say "you're absolutely right" again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say "you're absolutely right" one more goddamn time!

How do I become an adhesives influencer?

Social media needs a "stop suggesting I contact my dead friend" button

We are quickly coming up on 50,000 whistles shipped so far in January, and I am just forever impressed by the passion of the folks who have joined forces with us! A reminder that if you know anyone who needs whistles, they can email the address at the top of our linktree! linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

Do the bathrooms at the toilet paper factory have the premium rolls, or is it the standard single-ply dross?

What could go wrong?

The new trend where people are holding the matchbox wireless lav mics in their hand is weird. Let's go back to holding full sized microphones like a TV reporter.

:^)

Are people still 3D printing whistles? I have a printer again, happy to contribute.

Doing all my vibe coding in the Whoop fitness app from now on.

When I am elected governor of California I will grant tax incentives to businesses with cats in a retail setting.

There’s an old man on this flight reading a magazine about trains and I am trying to figure out if he wants to be friends with me.

Watching (boomer) strangers use Facebook is fucking wild.

Oopples *and* banoonoos? In this economy??

Mt Diablo North, ContraCosta County, CA 🗺37.8926, -121.8992 🧭114° ⛰3419 ft https://ops.alertcalifornia.org/cam-console/2157

None Pizza vibes

“Plant based” can mean “is not made of animals/animal products” or “not made of petroleum” so you’ll see it on bleedingly obvious products like oat milk but also like a napkin which makes me want 1) napkins made of meat and 2) beef made from crude oil.

Trader Joe's is short for Trader Joseph R. Biden's

Are you there Claude? It's me, Margaret.

Laptops should have cupholders.

tired: sitting desk wired: standing desk inspired: sleeping desk

When you check into a campsite, they should replace your car's horn with a small explosive device. Car alarm goes off? Now your car has a hole in it.

Private Equity: The Board Game!

As a motorcyclist, I am mortally offended that I am forced to classify these as motorcycles.

It wouldn’t be hard to modify frog costume to be a PAPR.

Ethernet switches gone woke

Someone mentioned AI today when I was at a dairy and it took me a moment to realize they were talking about artificial insemination. Anyway, here’s a milking robot.

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

Given ~~gestures at everything~~ now is a great time to support your local (or not local) worker owned journalism outlet. Throw the money you just pulled from WaPo et al at a media coop! If you're in the Bay Area (or care about it) COYOTE Media just launched:

Spotify (which is trash) should have Winamp style visualizations.

Wana feel old? Isildur cut the One Ring from Sauron’s hand at the Siege of Barad-dûr over three thousand years ago.

Are the retail spaces in five over ones empty everywhere or is this a Bay Area thing? IIRC it predates COVID. cc: @markasaurus.bsky.social

Botulinum?! I hardly know ‘em!

No thanks

Read the fuckin room, Siri. Jeez.

Doing all my vibe coding in Zoom from now on.

Who is sending nudes on linkedin?

I am still extremely amused by this (I am approximately twelve years old). Planning on working from a plane in a couple hours.

To celebrate the release of ChatGPT 5, I've modified Cursor to make a fart noise as its completion sound. The file is at /Applications/Cursor.app/Contents/Resources/app/out/vs/platform/accessibilitySignal/browser/media/done1.mp3 Details in thread if you need help

Ideas for minerals to compete in #MinCup2025? Nominate them now! www.mineralcup.org/nominations Want to be part of this year’s organizing team? We love volunteers! www.mineralcup.org/volunteer

Does what it says on the tin.

San Francisco left $70M on the table by giving Twitter tax breaks in hope of improving mid-Market. While that's just a drop in the bucket city budget wise, they would have been able to use the money to build five or maybe even six toilets.

Got a pair of overalls with a pocket watch buttonhole on the bib so I guess I need to get a pocket watch now.

Twirling twirling twirling towards Bethlehem

The great thing* about paying an LLM to make a mess of your code is that you can pay the LLM to clean it up. *if you're selling LLMs