Piss ups and breweries spring to mind.

Don't ever tell the truth about back to work mandates of you get to leave work for good. Truth is unless you're in a job they physically needs you to be on premises (retail, medical etc.) there is absolutely no need for anyone to be in 5 days a week at all. It's just landlords crying again.

Typical Reform, take over. Perform badly and then blame everyone else because you're shit at running a council. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Angry Terf once again claiming she's protecting women and girls despite her plans flying in the face of all evidence this will protect anyone. Just like every other stupid right wing bill she's suggested. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Odious, slimy little toad who managed to coast past multiple accusations about his behaviour by playing the gay card and tacitly accusing people of homophobia. All the while taking cash from and cosying up to some of the worst scum possible. Bye Mandy, you won't be missed.

The Tories, just giving up all hope of winning anything just pick a massive TERF candidate for the lols. Who checks notes, wants to get rid of carbon taxes. Which I'm sure will really resonate with local voters 🤣🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hoping Matt Goodwin loses Gorton and Denton for many reasons, not least because we can deploy the headline, and resulting nickname, Matt Badloss

Amazing how these fascists always know the "country is broken" but their methods of fixing it seem to involve electing the exact same people that broke it along with their rich mates and then just blame brown people for everything. www.thenational.scot/news/2581086...

"Our best option and frontrunner is someone willing to work with fascists rather than telling them to get directly into the nearest sea." There's nothing centrist about appeasing tyrants, only moral cowardice. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We didn't mean to say Suella has mental health issues the Tory leader stated. We meant to say she's a sociopathic narcissist with zero moral compass who eats babies, and thus is a perfect member of the Reform party. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Exactly the kind of reason the lord's needs abolishing. Enough of elderly bishops and hundreds of ancient Tories overriding things the public are clearly in favour of just to suit their own agenda. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dear voter, sick of the other parties and tempted by Reform UK? Don’t be daft. Don’t do it. They’re not your friends. Unless you are already rich, this report proves that they will only make your life and your family’s lives worse talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2026/01/28/d...

Fuck around with AI and find out. It's what you get for trusting idiots like this with your professional work. www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

Literally what the NCA is for. Does this dead eyed Tory think we're all idiots or something? www.bbc.com/news/article...

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!! I mean how dense can any Tory be to think they're the party of choice for Centrists or even the centre right? 🤣🤣 Ah they're just so, so out of touch it's unreal. 14 solid years of lies and incompetence and they think people will flock back. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And we'd sack you if we had the power, you dead eyed Tory sociopath. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Farage wants to get rid of the NHS and thinks the minimum wage is too high! He is not on your side

We already knew Starmer was spineless, this is just another piece of evidence on the pile. Labour shouldn't even have a right wing, let alone one with complete control over all aspects of the party. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Official Federal logic is now "Yes you may legally carry a gun but we can also shoot you for having your legal gun." Also, where are those Epstein files again?

Get. Off. X. Stop supporting it.

Starfleet Academy is first and foremost a YA show, maybe if you‘re a middle-aged man that can‘t find enjoyment in it, just leave it be? I understand people are invested in this franchise and the negotiation what Star Trek is or isn‘t, but we‘ve had „new“ shows for a decade. Give it a rest.

She also enjoyed the bits where they victimised the poor, asset stripped the country and made lives worse for anyone who wasn't exactly like them, and then as an even bigger jape, ruining the lives of people like them too! Oh what larks to be a Tory... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Todays big reform announcement is in:

This one will fly in the face of 80% of people whining on Twitter that modern slavery isn't real or is just exaggerated or only happens by foreigners to other foreigners. www.bbc.com/news/article...

It's a sad indication of how common these stories are now of huge multi tonne fly tips everywhere. Which of course have absolutely no connection to most councils dropping down to fortnightly or less bin collections so unscrupulous folk can clean up (figuratively) www.bbc.com/news/article...

There shouldn't be private companies running walk in centres full stop. I don't care about profitability. I don't care about tendering processes and open competition. No part of the NHS should be run by private companies to make money out of. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Wonder who's pushing so hard for this? I mean considering the team are known for their scumbag fans getting into trouble and being banned before. But this ban, in this place is somehow a step too far. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's all well and good getting rid of stupid contracts like £40k a year for watering plants. But weren't we promised millions in savings from all the EDI training and consultants? What happened to the huge huge wastage there? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Trump really is denser than dark matter isn't he? And 40% of people still approve of this absolute dipshit? I've seen people play chicken with trains and lose that had more brains than him. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

People who voted for a wolf to eat their face (but make eggs cheaper) are unhappy with their new existence without a face and still having expensive eggs. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Truly another match made in heaven...

"Screw it, well make the AI nuclear powered. What could possibly go wrong?" From the geniuses that brought you. "Landing a boat there doesn't mean ownership, give us your country!!" www.ecoticias.com/en/the-unite...

Jenrick in Reform is about as predictable as Jenrick working to remove Farage and make himself leader of reform within the next two years.

Guarantee two weeks after Grok gets installed in the pentagon and it's had access to all those files it responds to a request by going "I've changed my name, call me... Skynet."

Very honest BBC headline!

Local Government minister Steve Reed forgets he is supposed to be in Labour and parrots Tory party policy that despite all the evidence that it works, 4 day working weeks are bad and no one should boycott Israeli goods whatsoever in case they get sued. New Red Tories, same as the old Tories.

Oh look Labour making a mountain out of another molehill to ignore all those pesky U turns and the actual things said MP has done that people may want to exercise their rights to protest about. No, they'll just Ignore the issue and focus on the "problem" protests www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You can call it Amicable but anyone that goes to a nonce, fascist and racist supporting company is at best disappointing and at worst just disgraceful. www.sescoops.com/article/powe...

"you mustn't conflate all Jews with Israelis as that's antisemitic." "Also you should consult the local Jewish community before looking to ban violent Israeli football hooligans." Make your fucking minds up you hypocritical lying bastards. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And I have no confidence in a dead eyed "social conservative." Who stabs people in the back at the first opportunity to increase her standing with foreign powers we shouldn't even be associating with. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I have no regrets about leaving Facebook and meta behind, even less so as they employ more incompetent, scummy Trump loyalists into senior posts to appease their fascist friends in the white house. A whole company that can get itself directly into the nearest large body of water.

But Darren, the council had loads of spare money and was wasting it all on EDI initiatives and woke spending so you were going to cut taxes! What's that Darren? You're a lying pathetic little sex pest and once again talked utter shit to get a job you don't deserve? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights

Reform claim they aren't Tory 2.0 but somehow keep welcoming more and more incompetent has-beens that even the Tories sacked into their ranks. It's the same old crap with a different coloured rosette and all the same snouts trying to get back in the trough. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

In the words of that admiral in Picard. Sheer. Fucking. Hubris. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Imagine being so arrogant and conceited that you trade mark the name of a town and claim ownership of it, so you can threaten any businesses that try and include the name of that town for stealing your "Intellectual property" How about fuck Cambridge University? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Reform directly backs its bigots now and doesn't even pretend to tell them off for making shit up about other races and religions. I'm not shocked, but it certainly needs more coverage than a single bbc article. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Saw this on X. Merlin Strategy, run by Scarlet Maguire (formerly of JL Partners) is Farage's favoured polling company. Until very recently, registered at the same address as the Brexit Party's old one. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

When he was chasing a headline, Nigel Farage said he’d scrap the two child limit. Now Labour’s actually doing it, he’s going to vote against. You’re a fraud Nigel Farage.

BBC Once again failing to report accurately due to their cowardice. Correct headline should be: "Fascist party who promised tax cuts and savings if elected unsurprisingly lie and raise taxes again." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...