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I got shouted at down the pub during the GE 'cos a guy really didn't like me saying "Voting Labour gets 10 years of Reform with a colour change 1/2 way through, it might be more sensible to vote Reform so you only get 5 years of them." & tbf I was being a wind up merchant but damn maybe I was right?

You know I think I might actually be full up of schadenfreude at this point. I don't know if I can process any more.

From my limited understanding of the wwe the way to get Danhausen over with their fans is to have him curse triple k before he's fired.

If this was for most fanbases other than the wwe's this'd be their Cody/Ogogo feud but I'm sure Liv'll be fine given their fans.

Hey remember that whole thing where people were defending working as a journalist for the NYT yesterday? Day before? Whenever it was.

Remember how hard things are getting with the crossings closed. Donate if you can.

Please stop believing the institutions built by & filled with imperialist monsters are going to stop imperialist monsters. I know it's comforting, I too wish I could rely on someone with power to sign some papers, hold a trial or whatever & make them stop but only we even have a chance of doing it.

I bet some of the Epstein Files lads were like "I'm only raping & eating these kids because the connections I make on this island will get me better job opportunities." You know just like US, UK & other western soldiers murdering brown kids so they can have good CVs, degrees or whatever.

I don't get Americans. Schoolshooters are terrible people but if you bomb a school you're the bestest hero ever.

The baby leftist shouting "Death to AmeriKKKa!" has only been vindicated every single day of my life & maybe we can all learn something from that.

repost this if you hate israel

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Even if you mistakenly believe Labour isn't a horrendous right-wing party at this point, performing this poorly in one of their safest seats in the country should kill any argument that they're the lead anti-Reform vote (it obviously won't because those arguments stem from other motives).

What's the betting the "Hold your nose & vote for Labour to beat Reform" muppets are going to be willing to hold their noses & vote Green after this trouncing?

I'm feeling a little contrarian so I'll give it a positive. I think they put Adam Driver in white at some point & that was when I finally got why some of my classmates found him hot.

My forensic, details-orientated, blandly hyper-competent, master-of-chairing-a-meeting-and-taking-notes super lawyer primeminister is just playing another blinder. You student-politicians just don't understand his 5D-chess tactics.

Damn, if only Labour wasn't splitting the anti-reform vote amiright?

If he couldn't put a Raw on the island he'd make do with his own version, no way he'd take a day off work when he could do similar stuff from his own desk.

The most gullible man alive is primeminister, this is not a reason to get rid of him. Uh huh.

It's nice to see our horrible little island still contributing something to the rest of the world. You're all welcome for this dogshit.

Someone needs to interupt Ciampa's little cheek kiss by turning it into a full lip-to-lip smooch, get in his head a little. #AEW

Megan, Penelope & Marina should get a shot at the AEW trios titles.

"I was just there for the scuba diving!"

Sickos trying to convince non-sickos: It's a great progressive company that's openly pro-lgbtqia+ Also sickos: It'd be so great if a Trump-loving anti-vax homophobic flat-earther came to sell his anti-EMF magic beans in AEW. (Perhaps I'm being too harsh but it's a funny contradiction)

Incredible match between Swerve & the Jet. It'd be even better if they weren't cutting away to the balcony every minute. We saw that MJF was watching at the start of the march, we don't lack object permanence, we could assume he was still there. #AEWDynamite

Hardened Starmer you say?

yet he was a saint compared to churchill

It's always slime-girls & very rarely slime-boys & the slime-boys that do exist are mostly twinks or feminine. This is largely due to gender stereotypes & hetero-normativity. In this essay I will-

I mean, I'm not against fancy folk getting food poisoning.

I welcome the quantum superposition of Central Manchester & Sheffield but would encourage the government to go further & layer Nottingham on top as well.

President Xi, my name is Bella Allen. I am 7 years old. I live in Fingeringhoe. My government is starving my family, and is not giving my nan heat even though she is freezing. Please send Chengdu J-20 Multirole Stealth Fighter Aircraft.

Missed a facepalm & palm-striked the point of my nose. Got a nosebleed in both nostrils & a concussion. Also nose is a little bent to one side now.

Maybe it's because I'm so much older than this sweet little baby boy (24 instead of 23 obviously I'd be a big scary adult at like 8 years old if I wasn't white) but I've simply said no thanks to joining the imperialism machine of my country everytime a recruiter's asked.

The CIA did hard work supporting fascist death squads, dicators & literal ex-german nazis to overthrow democracies, carry out genocides & run combo nonce-cult/weapon-factories. It's pretty rude not to respect their hatred of democracy across the globe by trying to paint them on the other side.

I save 60 quid & a hundred hours (give or take) by picking the extremely difficult battle of not clicking a few buttons on steam. Seems to me this 'battle' actually saves energy &'s really easy to pick but I'm no consumer rights writer, I'm sure Karl knows better.

I wonder what would happen to AEW if Mortos & Mark Sterling joined MxMxM (MxMxMox) Collection?

I fucked up a face palm in the middle of a packed bar giving myself a massive nosebleed and concussion whilst wearing a white top & completely sober. That & the walk home was less embarrassing than writing & publishing this bollocks is.

A youtube video of an indie match between Pac & Speedball was my introduction to wrestling, putting them in the same bracket in the C2 is fantastic. #AEWContinentalClassic

Good thing he's not the supposedly 'forensic' one with 'a key eye for detail' I guess.

Just finished #AEWFullGear. Forming 2 major face factions alongside the wins for the conglomeration, the death riders problems & the upcoming detonation of the don callis family could shake things up in an exciting way & makes the male heel champs look very vulnerable (especially the new ones).

I can't even tell I have a crush on someone until one of my friends tells me let alone recognising it in someone else.

Do it, do it, do it. It'll be hilarious.

The dems should keep campaigning with monsters like Kissinger & Cheney, it's got a good track record of getting rid of them a few months later.

Even the folks on Room 237 would be laughing at you for this reading.

Lee's smart, he took his title shot before people started pissing Hangman off. He's also far more gracious in defeat than Joe (don't tell Joe I said that).

I genuinely can't tell if this means it's more or less likely he gets to be colonial governer of gaza. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Translation: I'm sad everyone is against mandatory Digital ID when I like it, I didn't realise it's been mocked for years. Other countries (unnamed) do something that if you squint through beer goggles is similar, so if our notoriously incompetent government was magically competent it would be good.

Still on-track for (under) one-year-kier baby.