This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all

Asian languages are not for the weak. It me, I am the weak. Me: my lip is purple Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable? Me:

My friend will never again forget the days of the week in Japanese thanks to my teachings (I pretty much traumatized them). You can question my methods, but not my results

“Why is Carmila Carmine in hell? What was her sin?” Me: she’s Spanish (?)

This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)

I’m sorry I copied your accent/the way to talk within 10 minutes of conversation. I’m not mocking you, I swear it’s not on purpose! It’s just a survival skill I developed to fit in(?)

I’m sorry I copied your accent/the way to talk within 10 minutes of conversation. I’m not mocking you, I swear it’s not on purpose! It’s just a survival skill I developed to fit in(?)

I don’t always mourn over a straight death ship, but when I do:

This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)

Actual footage of me every time I talk to my friends again, after soft-ghosting the world over a depressive episode

Sometimes you just gotta Google ‘vintage cakes’ and spent 20 minutes scrolling down to feel at peace….. bonus (concerning) points if some of those colorful cakes remind you of Edward scissorhands

I thought it was the anatomy of an early 2000’s yaoi 😭

A conversation with friends two weeks ago: a mandatory requirement for graduation in ANY FIELD should be to work in customer service or retail for 6 months minimum. Mfers need to be taken down a peg

Gotta love how conservative men and jerks look at a woman they either don’t find attractive, or is better than them at something and immediately go: that’s a man Men looking at women and they can only think about dicks is gayer than being gay tbh

I was talking with a friend about how normalized it is for westerners that white (people, but mainly) men show off the fact they’re predators/pedos. And as I was telling my point I remembered that as much as I used to love ‘The Nanny’ when I was younger, and I loved Fran Drescher

Sometimes I listen to t.A.T.u (or it’s brought up) and stills baffles me how I never realized what they truly were. I mean yeah, two straight girls pretneding to be lesbians and a couple in order to sell more is normal. But man I haven’t been the same since I learned THEY WERE 14-YEARS-OLD.

This is Maverick. He's not the biggest fan of this rain jacket but has learned the value of choosing his battles. Has chosen to raise hell in the bathtub later instead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: maverickthegoldennn)

And remember if you ever find yourself in a spooky situation NEVER TRUST THE CHILDREN!! I don’t have to mention this neither trust their voices/cries Call it possession or zombies, if you don’t a pew pew a kick to the head works wonders too. Mom:

Me watching [REC] for the first time: I didn’t expect the zombies tbh. Why can’t I have subtitles? I don’t understand half of that they’re saying and I SPEAK Spanish

This has been a great week (still depressed but at least I don’t wanna kms) 1. SVSSS new art 2. Hazbin new season (which I ended up ignoring because of number 3) 3. SVSSS NEW EXTRAS 4. DGrayMan update (saving excitement for later cuase n.3) 5. Update on my freind’s love life

This is Rufus. His Halloween costume arrived late. Really wants to escargot trick-or-treating if you don’t mind turning on your porch light. 13/10 (IG: rufuscorg)

Pregnant woman in horror movie: I NEED TO GO BACK FOR MY HUSBAND Me: oh cmon! If given the choice he’d let you to die to “save the baby”. Just listen to (I cannot believe im saying this) the white man and run out of there and let bygones be bygones

Last year: Friend: I’m from Pozarica, Veracruz Mom: blabla yeah, zou’s father was born there Me: ALDO WAS BORN IN MEXICO?!!! Last week: Mom: in order to have the Mexican citizenship your father had to give up the Cuban nationality Me: wasn’t he born in Veracruz? Mom: yes,—

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!

When I first read Scum Villain (way before it was serialized in English) I had this notebook where I copied my favorite quotes. Knowing about Bingzu this hurts even more and I don’t think I cried as much the first time as I’m crying now cause cause

Me rambling to my fiend about SVSSS extra spoilers: I MEAN I WAS DRAGGED FURTHER DOWN INTO A HELL I NEVER LEFT BUT WAS DORMANT WHILE I HYPERFIXATED IN OTHER THINGS AND SOMEHOE IM BOTH UNEARTHING AND BURYING MYSELF DEEPER HERE

"Without Luo Binghe, the world will end. But without Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe's story will end."

I was listening to Stephanie Soo’s video/interview with Lisa Plumb. And they mentioned Pretty Baby, and I got the yikes remembering it. I got curious on who the fuck directed/wrote that monstrosity and surprise (not) surprise

This is Duncan. He's used to being the biggest dog at the vet. But apparently not today. 14/10 for both (TT: animalimaging)

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

The weather is so bad I feel as if haven’t showered in three days, feels like I need 2 showers a day. I don’t even use AI (I advocate against it), and I feel extremely guilty about my water consumption as if I were using chatgeepeetee as Google or “making art” with it daily.

Neil Josten’s quotes that work both against Riko Moriyama and the illegitimate genocidal state of Israel: “Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.” #aftgagainstisrael

Me wanting to get excommunicated (without having to pay the filthy Vatican money for them to actually excommunicate me) day (online) 1: If Yaveh is ‘God’ why does their name doesnt have the suffix ‘el’ as it’s been stated to be their name?

I feel bad for historians who will have to watch/read One Piece in order to explain this 😂😂😂

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

I could be all culinary cursed, but gotta admit my mashed potatoes are pretty decent

If I eat a lot of something that I shouldn’t have, and later I get sick should I say “I was too greedy” or “I was too gluttonous”? Where does greed stop and where does gluttony start?

Norway's national team coach in a press conference yesterday: "Today we will face a team from a country that doesn't exist on the map and whose existence I am unaware of. I refused to play this match, but FIFA forced us to play it, and I agreed with

Firing someone purely for their political affiliation is illegal and is a violation of free speech.

It’s an age-old “pyramid scheme.”

They truly be eating with the same Silver Spoon they used to criticize about

Idk this game but that is one hot pumpkin man

So when it comes to ban a genocidal state from participating FIFA ‘is not political’ and ‘cannot meddle’. But when someone is against the homicidal people suddenly they become political and want to set sanctions? Fucking sold hypocrites

This is Lucky. He assures you there's nothing to see here. And also nothing missing from the laundry basket. 13/10 (IG: luckythegoldenboy)

Mom and I watching a KDrama. Me, almost always giving my input and theories Half my theories being true Mom: 👁️👄👁️ Me: damn! I really should have been a criminologist Mom: 😂😂😂

Americans doing everything in their power to stop ICE and the fascist regime. We have nothing to lose, there’s no healthcare, prices are high as fuck and keep going up. At least jail would be kinder than the government outside, and we’re going in protecting our people

Today in “I live in a 200year old house and is kinda haunted” we present: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

As someone who was subjected to conversion therapy, it doesn’t work. It won’t work. It’s torture. I was hooked up to an IV and made to vomit watching gay porn for two hours per week. I was prayed over. Bibles and the Book of Mormon were shoved in my face.