I was listening to Stephanie Soo’s video/interview with Lisa Plumb. And they mentioned Pretty Baby, and I got the yikes remembering it. I got curious on who the fuck directed/wrote that monstrosity and surprise (not) surprise

This is Duncan. He's used to being the biggest dog at the vet. But apparently not today. 14/10 for both (TT: animalimaging)

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

The weather is so bad I feel as if haven’t showered in three days, feels like I need 2 showers a day. I don’t even use AI (I advocate against it), and I feel extremely guilty about my water consumption as if I were using chatgeepeetee as Google or “making art” with it daily.

Neil Josten’s quotes that work both against Riko Moriyama and the illegitimate genocidal state of Israel: “Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.” #aftgagainstisrael

Me wanting to get excommunicated (without having to pay the filthy Vatican money for them to actually excommunicate me) day (online) 1: If Yaveh is ‘God’ why does their name doesnt have the suffix ‘el’ as it’s been stated to be their name?

I feel bad for historians who will have to watch/read One Piece in order to explain this 😂😂😂

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

I could be all culinary cursed, but gotta admit my mashed potatoes are pretty decent

If I eat a lot of something that I shouldn’t have, and later I get sick should I say “I was too greedy” or “I was too gluttonous”? Where does greed stop and where does gluttony start?

Norway's national team coach in a press conference yesterday: "Today we will face a team from a country that doesn't exist on the map and whose existence I am unaware of. I refused to play this match, but FIFA forced us to play it, and I agreed with

Firing someone purely for their political affiliation is illegal and is a violation of free speech.

It’s an age-old “pyramid scheme.”

They truly be eating with the same Silver Spoon they used to criticize about

Idk this game but that is one hot pumpkin man

So when it comes to ban a genocidal state from participating FIFA ‘is not political’ and ‘cannot meddle’. But when someone is against the homicidal people suddenly they become political and want to set sanctions? Fucking sold hypocrites

This is Lucky. He assures you there's nothing to see here. And also nothing missing from the laundry basket. 13/10 (IG: luckythegoldenboy)

Mom and I watching a KDrama. Me, almost always giving my input and theories Half my theories being true Mom: 👁️👄👁️ Me: damn! I really should have been a criminologist Mom: 😂😂😂

Americans doing everything in their power to stop ICE and the fascist regime. We have nothing to lose, there’s no healthcare, prices are high as fuck and keep going up. At least jail would be kinder than the government outside, and we’re going in protecting our people

Today in “I live in a 200year old house and is kinda haunted” we present: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

As someone who was subjected to conversion therapy, it doesn’t work. It won’t work. It’s torture. I was hooked up to an IV and made to vomit watching gay porn for two hours per week. I was prayed over. Bibles and the Book of Mormon were shoved in my face.

Wolves in the wild are a glimpse into a world few get to witness. Every sighting is a reminder of the importance of conserving wild spaces and the creatures that depend on them. Discover where you can spot them: 🔗 bit.ly/3WpCOOg

This is Boksil. She is reaching levels of cozy previously unheard of. 12/10 a trailblazer (IG: with_bokdanji)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

This is how I imagine HYDE calling MIYAVI about Yuta before they performed together this year

Nothing like my fwend telling me she’s honest but not mean-spirited disguised as ‘brutally honest’. And she’s not afraid to say it on people’s faces. Then, turns to me and says: “you’re way too naive and trusting. But you need to learn yourself”

Pokémon: fuck ICE! Say yes to Mexican lucha libre

This is Annie. She is a dental therapy dog. Her job is to help patients experiencing anxiety by providing emotional support. While dentists go through years of schooling to treat patients Annie is able to lower their blood pressure and reduce anxiety just by being there. 14/10 (TT: funny.bunny9215)

Tfw you can’t stand perfume but you LOVE butterflies and shiny bottles

What a country.

I forgot to take the empty soap bottle to wash and store to refill later, and then I noticed they’re posing like lover—I mean rivals on an anime opening sequence

If I got a nickel for every time I went to school with a pair of twins with religious names, and one of them was an Isaac. I’d have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

This is Hana. She found a secret hiding place. Also happens to be very bad at keeping secrets. 13/10 (IG: hanachan_1111)

I gasped aloud.

Idk if emotions will hit me delayed (?), or maybe I truly became so detached from ‘family bonds’ to the point that Reita’s death hit me so hard, I actually mourned him compared to my relative that just passed away two days ago

Persephone has nymph servants that take the form of spooky ghost and skeleton girls hc

This is Ralphie. He's trying to live up to his reputation as a retriever. Let him cook. 12/10 (TT: ralphiesgoldenlife)

This is Frankie. He sometimes comes close to forming a full thought. But always decides it's just not worth the risk. 12/10 (TT: frank.the.pup)

Second month with Tidal after canceling Spotify, and my only complaint is that it doesn’t allow me to block artists I don’t want to listen to but collaborated with others

This is Steve. He's at the vet to get shots. Which the vet could do, but there could be a mighty fine Yelp review in it for them if they just pretend to. 12/10 (TT: adachofcream)

クリアバインダー！これはめちゃかわかも…！！！

This weekend’s job stone work 🫶🏻 #xivmerch #ffxivmerch

“The Princess and the Pea” was no princess, she was neurodivergent with severe sensory issues

This is Holly. She won't fall sleep until she's been given her stuffed cow. 13/10 sweet dreams Holly (TT: hollythebluestaffy__)

I know you guys struggle with being decent human beings and acknowledge people by their desired pronouns but I know Kirk would've loved for y'all to acknowledge his! 🙏 ❤️

This is Nora and Sophie. Their family was a little nervous how Sophie would react to Nora. Had no idea their cockatoo has always wanted a puppy of her own. 12/10 for both (TT: iamtylerrayn)

Me at therapy last week: is it true the liver regenerates? Therapist: yes, very slow but it does. Me: so I can sell half my liv— Therapist: THATS ILLEGAL!!!

Celebrate Red Wolf Week with our free webinar on September 16! Join WCC experts Dr. Joey Hinton, Senior Research Scientist, and Regan Downey, Director of Education and Advocacy, as they explore the history of Red Wolves and the challenges they face today. Register now: nywolf.org/red-wolf-wee...