🎶 After all, there’s only one more sleep til Christmas 🎶

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! 🎄🎁🎅🍪

I feel like crap on toast.

Just paid $200 for a COVID and flu vaccine.

It’s time.

Repotted my mother Pothos today. Keep your fingers crossed for me. I may have pissed her off.

@sulkirk.bsky.social these dark chocolate covered raisins from Wegmans are really delicious, you should try them.

"cookie" was not my most-used word this year

AMA.

Say cello to my little friend!

Happy Birthday, @simonb72.bsky.social! 🥳 Hope you have an awesome day today!

Sitting under a heat lamp at the salon makes me feel like a piece of fried chicken.

TIL there’s a Maryland Christmas song

sneak peek for YEMSG

All I want for Christmas is for Reddit to stop suggesting to me the subs that they keep telling me they won’t suggest to me anymore.

I’ve been enjoying food too much lately.

Summer is the best, and winter can eat my ass

woot woot! I'm going to see David Byrne in April!

I believe at bare minimum @vforvicious.bsky.social gets partial #AnalWeek origin credit, so

It will make your hole weak

Lots of butt stuff on the TL today.

He does this every Friday.

Outside my window.

Getting big, fat flakes at my house ❄️🥰❄️

Are clams really that happy?

After 2 months, I finally got new leaves out of my two Thai Constellation Monsteras (Sagan and Lowell) 🥰

Home movie.

I need to find this shirt.

I don't think the guy I interviewed with today was prepared for my grilling, but I'm proud of myself for doing it.

I need this cry.

Every year for the last few years I buy myself something big(ish) for my birthday (it's not today). Last year, I gifted myself a refurbished Dyson hair dryer. Next year, I think I'm going to get myself something I've always wanted to learn. I might get myself a cello.

Goddamn, these are delicious.

I’m not terribly familiar with this song but goddamn, this is really beautiful!

How much pumpkin pie in one day is too much pumpkin pie in one day?

Son of a bitch. 🤬

Guess I'll go wash my hair now.

I don't know if I even want to watch FCSP get slaughtered by Bayern Munich today.

I turned on this TAB thing just in time for Divided Sky ❤️

A call with my drunk best friend in Hamburg consists of him asking me a question, me starting to answer, and him interrupting with “Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan….” 🙄

My Tiger Jaw bloomed!

Switching off Christmas movies and switching on a super hot prostitute and a guy who’s scared of heights.

Time for my Day After Thanksgiving tradition: a cup of hot cocoa and the first viewing of A Muppet Christmas Carol.

Share something random or you’ll have an awful December.

Today was the Mondayest of Mondays.

A little bit of yoga yesterday spawned a whole lotta pain today. But at least I didn’t drop the eggs this morning!

They made it into the pan this morning.

Sigh.

Tell me your experience with sitting behind the stage at MSG for Phish, please.