Beautiful girls kissing me, me kissing beautiful girls. Life is good.

MOL-TANAS

girls, this pig is mogging us! real sloppies!!!

telling this guy at Montana's that his baby is AI

waitress at montana's 2 me: "awee, yes-- big beer is needed today".

i got out of bed but i'm still gonna be a bitch

i don't kno if the people around me truly get me anymore. this sucks. </3

at least i'm hot, i guess

sometimes it feels like the more i post, the more clown makeup gets caked-up

i wish i didn't ever upset people i love but i guess i wish they didn't upset me and despite it all-- neither of us are perfect machines. i just wanna go back to before.

getting out of bed is gonna be really hard today. </3

@ellybites.bsky.social miss u but also like! life is harddddd

@maryscottoconnor.com u were born the same year as my mom and a lot of her family were Scotts. u seem super cool. xo

Who made it so a rat like me has to work a job? I should be out hording treats for my colony

Worst part is it's often for reasons that'd never get a cis person bullied off the internet. And that so many of our own fall for the trap of "Reasonable Concerns" Hate that it happens.

Every mob that has ever run a trans woman off of socials has had a "valid reason" why they deserved it. But it's still systemic and endemic.

1/ This entire situation is exactly why I'm so adamant about not using the weapons of the enemy. This is why disgendering people is ALWAYS bad. This is why using slurs against others is ALWAYS bad. THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDN'T DEMONIZE PEOPLE WE DISAGREE WITH OR DISLIKE

she's literally sending boobs pix and math problems

when you're high it's hard to think of anything but girls and also girls

pupupu poker face pupu poker fave

"what do ya mean she didn't fly the ocean just to play jackbox with me?"

"im trying to get a bit cunty with it on purposeee" @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social

water is stored in thd boobs

i bet she has an adorable coat tho. maybe i can date her for coat??

behind each popular poster is a devoted wife (and their countless crushes)

injection partyyy

im not dating @physicssux.bsky.social just for cloat but it certainly helps ;>

"the popsicle in the mouth is an unusual move" @physicssux.bsky.social

i should uhh

i repost so i become poster now

Me when popcorn is crazy

Spill issue

i successfully distracted cute girl from cleaning her living room and now she's playing guitar for me as i eat sadgirl pizza.

this is me (if u even care)

Hrt for puppygirls 🐶

@physicssux.bsky.social ur gay and horny?? owo

babe, bring me my nachos. yeah yeah, whatever.

@rejectedspacecat.bsky.social yes, i do, in fact, live in 'harlottetown

caught~~

would put my lips on the healing potion gf

"what do ya mean she didn't fly the ocean just to play jackbox with me?"

yes, this is what my lonesome ass is watching rn. xo youtu.be/kMGbGGllQoE?...

girls are on stored on the phone.

everyone needs to put on their 2026 glasses now before it's too late and they're all gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i really hope to start this music "career" this year and honestly, i love playing bass. i kinda wish i had a prettier one, perhaps i'll give her a makeover on stage some nite. but yeah. she's become foundational to my sound.

"so brave" but 4 any girls showering their pain away.

im having a nibble and then i'm gonna clean myself up and feel nice today :>

tears are stored in the balls.

love how rocky racoon sorta just gradually adds layers. its perfect for the showdown moment.