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Fantastic! Who’s next?

Fetchez la vache.

Who else says “please” and “thank you” to AI platforms? I thought it was just me!

Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn’t wear a suit! I mean, here’s a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office—he looks like he’s about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.

I have been hearing from people that they have been having issues accessing their Social Security accounts. INSTEAD of going to a branch which may be hundreds or 1Ks+ of miles away from you, call your members of Congress. They have constituent services that will help you regain access. Please share!

White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.

🧈 Emails…

NC, we have work to do here.

Who did this? I keep seeing it all over and can’t find who to attribute it to. It’s brilliant.

SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it

Spherical birds? I think they’re birds. I assumed the squirrels were getting at the food. Oh dear, what have we done?!

I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.

These fur babies keep me sane.

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

Trump taps gravity skeptic for FAA.

Where’s your happy place?

The news has me on edge. I’m going to go rewatch Alien to calm down.

That's me. I'm a crow.

Come on in, the water’s fine!