Miss you so bad

didn't realize how much pam bondi sounds like parker posey in white lotus

a deli sandwich and 3 beers is a family

Beat Bobby Flay Off

Mood in minneapolis right now

The Columbia Heights school district says ICE detained four of its students, including a 5-year-old boy, as "bait" to draw out family members.

ICE are SWARMING Minneapolis today. Hard to describe how many there are. You can't go a few blocks without seeing them

Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."

Here’s the report from KARE. The boy is five-year-old Liam Ramos.

So proud of my city today. Don't let these nazi assholes be comfortable for one moment.

What Do Real Americans Think? We Interviewed a Bunch of Rural Day-Drinkers to Find Out

Well, that's the first time I've heard "motherfucker" on Fox 9

I am dead serious when I say I will vote for anyone running on a "lock them all up" platform

Minneapolis feels just horrible right now. Every dark SUV looks suspicious, a constant stream of awful videos, helicopters circling day and night.

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

It rocks that the search function in google messages just straight up doesn't work at all. I can search for a text I know I sent, verbatim, and it turns up nothing

The straw that broke the camel's toe

The latch of a road case just claimed my favorite pair of work pants. Huge hole right next to the crotch. RIP little buddy, thanks for your years of service

Ah yes, 3 in the afternoon: time for the sun to begin setting

jack anton off? sounds nice for him, but i'm not interested

Just saw David Byrne biking around downtown Minneapolis, what a day

Rest in piss, Dick

That ad for arbys steak nuggets is one of the most viscerally disgusting things I've seen in a while

The guy next to me at the piss trough was watching tiktok. Let your mind be still, brother, if only for a moment

damn I wish there was a superior light beer I could try, I'm stuck drinking all this inferior shit

lmao just heard someone pronounce "vagaries" like "vagina"

MY habits and lifestyle choices catching up with ME? Not bloody likely

Honey Labubu. Is this anything? Has anyone done this yet?

Happy hours are a form of surge pricing

I feel like only spending is called "profligate." We should call more things "profligate"

Perfect karmic balance today. I was rude to one woman (gave her the finger for almost hitting me with her car), but polite to another (gave her directions to the airport).

Go ahead, hit the "I can do it!" button

I am absolutely gone off that loud

Just had a neck crack so good I went "wahoo!" like mario

I'm so fucking fed up with middle aged, thumb-headed white men in luxury cars driving like fucking twats! Enough!! Almost got t-boned by a guy who blew a stop sign today and HE honked at ME

There is a type of man who wears his inability to cook as a badge of pride and I just gotta say, that man is a dumbass

Me? Oh, you know, havin sex and cashin checks

just saw a guy drive by drinking a miller lite lol

A thousand dollars

somehow the algorithm has gotten the idea that I'm going bald (I am not) and I've been getting served some very funny ads of men dabbing their heads with various types of cream and goo

been getting a lot of ads for pants that use the words "fuck" and "shit" and I think we need to take swears away from normies again

twerking to the Marketplace theme song

there should be an isthmus that tries to attract holiday travelers.... "christmas on the isthmus"

Idk man, it just feels like this country is going to shit very quickly

When is someone gonna have the fucking balls to play the best of the '80s, '90s, and today?

Smoking weed and playing Metal Gear Solid.... probably the first time anyone has done this

Just had a prime opportunity to call a Cybertruck guy a shit-sucking asshole, but he was with a small child so I decided against it :/

Ooh hoo hoo, a carnival of earthly delights. Don't mind if I do...

In the immortal words of the automated voice at the parking ramp, "CAUTION: CAR APPROACHING. CAUTION: CAR APPROACHING"