My uncle lived in Ocean Shitty

I bought new socks and underthings for the trip

Have I mentioned my upcoming trip to Chicago?

breaking news my 5 year old niece is the zodiac killer :(

My underlying reaction to every single thing that happens every day is "Does this mean I can smoke again?"

Should I write a divorce memoir?

Leaving the library to watch The Four Seasons S2.

Oh yeah

Nice crib

Got Cubs tickets. Mid-week day game. Wrigley should be rad.

Fine-tuning the itinerary for my upcoming Chicago vacation. I hope Chicagoans will think I’m a righteous dude.

boardwalk stores a.m., wildwood, new jersey, 1978

Eating pills.

A toad spent a few nights on my front step, behind the storm door, then ventured on.

To be fair, IMDb can be depressing as well. From Justin Theroux’s bio: “He lives in Los Angeles, estranged from wife, Jennifer Aniston.”

I love IMDb. From Geena Davis’s bio: “Eventually signed by the Zoli Agency, she wound up as a model in the Victoria’s Secret Catalogue. Ever vigilant, Sydney Pollack was looking for new talent in the catalog when he spotted Geena and cast her in Tootsie (1982).”

The Bill Irwin of Bluesky

I tripped over a beanbag at the library and heard a child giggle.

Drew an Indominus Rex for a child

Zero likes; one literal response from a non-follower. I’m doing something wrong.

[Dennis Hopper voice]

Should I wear a red Gordie Howe jersey to the Art Institute of Chicago?

Maybe I’ll meet the Pope

Taking my glorious Chicago vacation next month…

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Me

Inordinately proud of my recent posts.

My kid got mad because I sang the Kate Bush parts to “Don’t Give Up.”

Guess who’s back, back again? Marvy’s back, tell a friend

The librarian isn’t using her library voice.

My entire wardrobe is from the Select Colors On Sale Collection.

It’s quiet on here. “Too quiet,” as the hipsters say.

Watched Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion last night. Magical film.

one of the reasons I love Brutalism and related styles so much is that as a child, I was always being dragged somewhere, but the big chunky buildings with carpet on the walls were often _fun_ and welcoming: libraries, museums, synagogues, municipal buildings, et cetera

“Scarlet Begonias” transitioned into “Playing in the Band” just as the drive-thru attendant handed my McMuffin to me. I felt Garcia’s spirit enter my body.

The anti-Bartleby

I have a new diagnosis!

"What are you on?" I get it, you're mocking me for being weird. Well, joke's on you, Mr. Funny Man. I'm on every pill God made.

Hope I die during my hotspan.

Reading your posts

I relapsed on donuts.

See ya next Caturday

I’m going to Chicago this summer! Stormy, husky, brawling.

Sorry, can’t. Hazy Davy got really hurt.

I am doll parts mall cop Paul Blart

Is Balls Up any good?

Me, in the throes of procrastination

Rad sentence from the Wikipedia article about Friedrich Nietzsche: “In 1883, while staying in Nice, he was writing out his own prescriptions for the sedative chloral hydrate, signing them ‘Dr. Nietzsche.’”

I just texted my best old ex-friend Ray.

A perfect sentence.

I’m making grown-up C’s and D’s.