Remember when I went to Chicago two weeks ago?

When my post bombs

See ya Caturday!

I realized I’d “made it” when I ordered my first pair of prescription sunglasses.

at least we aren’t in the uk, where it’s spelled diarrhoea

What a town!

Had to stop lettucemaxxing due to recent developments.

Someone honked at me meanly and passed me on the highway and immediately got caught in a speed trap and I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Gotta jam. See ya next Caturday!

Wish I had sons named Nipper and Nipper 2.

Per Wikipedia, actor Naveen Andrews “plays guitar and sings, while tap dancing to his own tune as a hobby.” I had no idea about any of this.

I don't want the explosive diarrhea disease

The Last Good Kiss vibes

Just learned that Max Cady is my father.

Sweaty! at the Airport

Did I hum “The Wheels on the Bus” the whole trip? Maybe.

posting on Bluesky

Guys, I went to a socialist bookstore and rode a bus!

Cape Fear is solid 4th of July fare. It’s about Max Cady’s independence.

This is like when Santa was mean to Rudolph

My liver’s in extra time.

Went to the movies. I forgot to take off my wraparound shades at the ticket window and the Gen Z ticket seller assumed I was blind. I played along so as not to cause them embarrassment.

Jogged shirtless down by the river. Just kidding.

I’ve acquired a Chicago accent.

My child is wearying of my manic-dad vacation energy.

I did not know there was a Simple Wikipedia. For Burl Ives, it's "he was an actor and folk singer who died of mouth cancer." simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burl_Ives

Today’s look: tennis stage dad

The World Cup has me chanting everything

Visiting the Field Museum today. T.rex! T.rex! T.rex!

Off to Wrigley Field! Can you believe it? “85% of the f*ckin’ world’s working. The other 15 come out here.” – Lee Elia, erstwhile Cubs’ skipper

Surprised this didn’t go viral.

I had to pee in a nature preserve.

Off to wander around some famous park for a while.

🎵When I’m out in the street, wo-oh-oh-oh-oh / I sweat the way I wanna sweat🎵

On second thought, I think “t-shirt shirt” is kind of cute. Gonna start using it.

Walked to Walgreens to buy snacks and sweated through my shirt, shorts, and socks.

Peeling number four…

clown disc, espey and daly's hi-land mini golf, 7011 chippewa, saint louis, missouri, 1988

Living on 7-11 bananas.

A lotta dudes in Chicago resemble Drew from Search Party.

Saw a good t-shirt at the park: “Drink Wisconsinbly”

Falsely telling strangers I saw Peter Cetera at Whole Foods.

What a town!

Mel Brooks had more fun this morning than I’ve had in my life.

In Chicago! Got lost in the hotel!

I live in a frozen yogurt desert.

“It’s hard to believe such a calamity” is objectively funny.

I like it when the chorus salvages an otherwise garbage song.

High school