A peek at my notes for tonight

I want to like The Lost Ones so bad. I adored The Village Bride, but The Lost Ones is such a logistical mess that it literally does not make sense, it weakens F's story, and the pacing is so fast beacuse it's basically two episodes smooshed together. It really bums me out I don't like this one more

For some reason, Bluesky isn't loading @jaigeyesandjedi.bsky.social so posting the new episode here! This week, we talk Star Wars: Visions Volume 3 episode The Ninth Jedi: Child of Hope and The Bounty Hunters! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Chopper says, "Kriff the Empire!" New shirt design by my amazing friend Emily just dropped. All sales benefit the ACLU! www.bonfire.com/chopper-says...

Can never have enough SW tshirts, especially if they are giving Fuck ICE

We take a break from The Bad Batch to dive into Star Wars Visions Volume 3! This week, we explore the morals of The Duel: Payback and the fun of The Song of Four Wings! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Thank you everyone who has come on this journey with us the last ten years. Here to many more for Chris, me, and Dirty Yoda

Ten years of us being the "classiest podcast in the galaxy." Thank you to all of our listeners, whether you've been here from the beginning or just joined us.

10 years of Jaig Eyes. Happy anniversary to us!

I watch JAWS for the first time, and, as it was our 420th episode, Chris is high as fuck. So you know, classic Jaig Eyes coming at you

Tonight!

Uh-oh, Hope's getting horny again...

Working on an outline for Visions S3 and I, uh, saved this one in my wallpaper folder for ✨reasons✨

Monday, we're recording the first of 3 Star Wars Visions S3 episodes. These are also the episodes where we'll read feedback from listeners celebrating our 10 year anniversary. We're not doing a special episode, but if you wish to share well wishes, favorite moments, or tell off Dirty Yoda, feel free

I've already really enjoyed this discussion between someone who deeply loves Resistance and someone basically experiencing it for the first time. It's been a really great discussion about the show as well as the inner workings of the Sequel Era. I'm excited for more!

This year, our holiday commentary celebrates the 50th anniversary of the first summer blockbuster that set the stage for Star Wars: JAWS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let's watch some sharks! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

Cad Bane's sex fingers beat Cassian Andor.

This episode has one of my favorite moments in all of the Bad Batch. Like when I think of the show, I see Palpatine gentle placing Rampart on the road, patting his head, and then running over him repeatedly in a public forum, and I cackle every single time. I talk about it in the new Jaig Eyes!

This, Papa Palps returns, Yoda is hawking bath water, Russian Lord of the Rings, oh! And we break down the midseason 2 finale of The Bad Batch: Truth and Consequences! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... RSS: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/feed... Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig...

Jaig Eyes turns 10 in January! We're not doing a special episode but we are gathering feedback for memories to read in a few episodes. I'm proud of my show and this milestone. Thank you for listening, even if you're new, it was just one episode, or you been here the whole decade 💖✨

We decided that since it's so close to our 400th episode, we are not going to do a special 10 year anniversary episode. Though if you wish to send feedback, well wishes, fav memories, etc we'll read them on the show in our for our Star Wars Visions S3, our 1st episode of 2026 around our anniversary.

Hope's first Star Wars boyfriend is back, Yoda is over this Life Day thing, and have we found the stupidest clone? All this as we break down The Bad Batch "The Clone Conspiracy!" Website twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... RSS twotruefreaks.com/podcast/feed...

Riyo Chuchi: The majority of the Kaminoian population was lost, Admiral. Rampart:

Welcome to @jaigeyesandjedi.bsky.social, a podcast dedicated to pretty much ALL STAR WARS! Join HOPE as she takes a WHIRLWIND TRIP to L.A. to attend the LEGACY EXPO and hear her panel on how the HOLIDAY SPECIAL paved the way for the REST OF STAR WARS! twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig...

Sharing a missed story in Hope's notes about her @forlightanddice.bsky.social co-podcaster @squirex2.bsky.social:

This week, a special episode! Hope recaps her time at @legacy-expo.bsky.social and meeting her @forlightanddice.bsky.social co-podcasters. There will be: -Pink Wall -Colton saves the day! -Duck Cops And more! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

We're going to be talking about this and Hope's time at @legacy-expo.bsky.social on next week's episode. Go ahead and check out her interview below with Star Wars author, Barbara Hambly

We promise this is NOT a Sonic the Hedgehog podcast. We swear! Also, Yoda has a new show, Hope is horny, and Chris is stuck between the two of them. We talk The Bad Batch S2 "Faster" this week! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Sorry for the late post! Chris' power was out all day, and I was at work. This episode is worth the wait because it is by far one of the top 3 episodes of The Bad Batch period the end. The only reason I didn't give it a 10 out of 10 is I know The Outpost and The Crossing are both coming up

This week we talk about the most messed up episode of The Clone Wars-- I mean The Bad Batch Season 2 episode "The Solitary Clone!" Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

"You want to know how well the Atlanta Braves are doing in 2025? About as well as Tech in Season 3" might be my favorite niche joke to me and me alone. New Jaig Eyes is out this week! Also shoutout to our friends at @darksidedivas.bsky.social for out chat about Hutt brood pouches at the start lol

This week, we break down Bad Batch Season 2 "Ruins of War!" We dive into Hutt brood pouches and buff Hutts, Hope cries over the Atlanta Braves, how this episode sets up Season 3, and more! Check it out! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I mean I wouldn't mind that either

Working on Bad Batch S2 notes, and Google Docs tries to distract you

This week, Chris has a million dollar idea, Hope is allergic to the podcast, and we FINALLY start The Bad Batch season 2 "Spoils of War!" Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

With Andor over, the only thing we could do is revisit Rogue One! Does Bodhi Rook still save Star Wars? How did the show change the movie? Does Mon Mothma lie to Jyn? Jaig Eyes and Jedi breaks it down! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

Make sure you check out @ohcatrina.bsky.social's awesome beauty brand @boldlyglowbeauty.com that I talked about in this week's episode! 😘

We're back with our thoughts on Andor so far. Recorded before last night's finale, see if our predictions are wildly wrong. Plus, we break down Tales of the Underworld, and yes, Hope talks about Cad Bane's fingers Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Yes, I needed to be bonked and sent to horny jail

The podcast @clashingsabers.bsky.social is back with their yearly fundraiser to put Star Wars books into classrooms! Get all the details below on how you can help and the cool prizes you can win: dorksideoftheforce.com/star-wars-bo...

Warning for Tuesday: Hope talking about the Cad Bane episodes of Tales of the Underworld 😏

Lucasfilm Animation really be like "How do we make Hope even more horny for Cad Bane? Ahh let's give him ribbed-for-everyone's-pleasure fingers!" and I WILL be talking about these at length!

Schedule Update: -Next week's episode is going to be about Tales of the Underworld and Andor so far -After that, a special Rogue One episode once Andor ends -Then we will start Bad Batch Season 2 Hope wants it known she has a lot of thoughts about the updated finger animation on Cad Bane & friends

Our (late) holiday commentaries for Skeleton Crew comes to an end with Muppet Treasure Island. Can you guess Hope's favorite movie joke of all time? Find out! Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig... Itunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

In this episode, I mentioned this awesome sticker by my bud @ekristinanderson.bsky.social and forgot to share it and you can buy it at her shop here: www.etsy.com/listing/1830...

It's here, y'all! While getting ready for @legends-expo.com this September, I started into my EU journey and I sure do have lots of thoughts on Courtship of Princess Leia. So I ranted about it in my kitchen with knives. If y'all like this, let me know. We might do more specials like this

Here by popular(???) demand, Hope reviews the Star Wars Legends novel The Courtship of Princess Leia in her kitchen with knives. How unhinged does she get? Find out! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig...

This week, our better late than never commentaries tying into Skeleton Crew continue as we discuss the lovely hot mess that is The Goonies! GOONIES NEVER DIE! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Website: twotruefreaks.com/podcast/jaig...

It's coming in just a couple weeks. I finally rant about The Courtship of Princess Leia in my kitchen with knives because I have a lot of thoughts on this book. If people like this, maybe I'll do more Hope Rants With Knives as I read more Legends books to get ready for @legends-expo.com