The world's gone completely barking mad. It's a plastic watch, guys, just a plastic watch. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Apparently, shiny new Christian convert Tommy Robinson invited the crowd to join him in the Lord's Prayer. I wonder how many of them have said it more than a couple of times since their primary school assemblies when they never understood a word of it anyway? Laughable.

How many millions will see doctored footage on X and be convinced the whole country's turned out for our saviour Tommy? It's still far, far bigger than would've ever been imaginable when National Front's Nick Griffin was laughed off BBC Question Time. There's no room for complacency

Has anyone heard any more of the brave US airman who had to be rescued at great risk after his plane crashed in Iran? That astonishing feat seems to have completely dropped out of the news - no name, no photo. Nothing. Very curious, it's almost as if he never existed...

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London welcomes Tommy Ten Names' "patriots"

In October 1936 East Londoners forced Oswald Moseley's fascists off the streets in what's become known as the Battle of Cable St. 90 years on the thugs are back, still claiming to be patriots, still racist bastards wrapping themselves in the flag they disgrace.

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If this isn't "designed to stir up hatred" against Jews, what is? Why are the Met not arresting them?

Illegal immigration is up because we've left the EU, so if Farage's 200000 figure were correct it would mean Harborne actually paid him a £25 reward for every illegal immigrant entering the country since Brexit. Sounds to me like that's 5 million very good reasons Reform shouldn't be in government

Cllr Keiran Lay wants Doncaster Council to monitor UFO activity at the local airport....👽🛸😂

Triumphalism did for Neil Kinnock. I fear it'll do for Andy Burnham too. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Imagine the fury if a politician announced they'd been given a personal gift of £5m by a non dom billionaire as a reward for destroying our links with our largest and closest trade and defence partners. It would bring them down in days,if not hours, wouldn't it? Oh, wait....

Farage said Harborne gave him £5m to pay for his security. Then he said it was a reward for Brexit. Now he's saying the coincidental purchase of a £1.4m house wasn't out of Harborne's £5m at all but from his 'I'm a Celebrity' fee But hey, Zack Polanski didn't pay council tax on his houseboat...

No coincidence that just above this post is a clip of Trump calling a reporter treasonous for asking a question he didn't like. If Labour doesn't stop tearing itself apart that's where we'll end up when Trump's fan boy is in no.10

No disrespect to porn stars, they have to earn a living the same as the rest of us, but if Reform's leader can sell his soul for (at least) £5m, plus free helicopter rides, it's hardly surprising if his minions think selling their bodies is a suitable qualification for being a local councillor.

So finally we know what “Brexit benefit” actually means.. A £5million payment to Farage. Our country is now deeply divided, poorer, unhappier, less influential, less secure, less welcoming and less democratic… But Farage is a multimillionaire. What a fucking disgrace.

Pity Xi didn't get in a reference to Midas, and hubris whilst he was at it. Those ancient Greeks knew a thing or two.

This x 1000000

Andy Burnham will force Keir Starmer to quit as PM by standing in by-election after by-election until Labour loses its majority.

Just been watching Ch4's doc about the Salisbury poisonings, and reminded how Farage dismissed the idea that Russia was responsible. The Farage whose Reform deputy and UKIP colleague Nathan Gill is a convicted traitor. The Farage who presented Russia Today 17 times. Putin's poodle, same as Trump.🤦

I'd rather cut my right arm off than vote Reform, but if I were a constituent of Josh Simon's in Makerfield, I'd be pretty pissed off to be taking part in Andy Burnham's leadership bid without so much as a by your leave. This could end very badly indeed for Labour, and very, very well for Mr. Toad.

Bingo! Griffith is absolutely floored.

Yeats had it right in 'The Second Coming': "The best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity" www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Starmer should ride this out. Any leadership battle now, esp between a smarmy Streeting; Burnham who's not even an MP; Rayner who, exonerated or not, is forever tainted by the so-called tax 'scandal'; and assorted also rans, means that Farage wriggles out of the real scandal: Harbourne's £5m 'gift'.

Badenoch again threatens to leave the ECHR, which would rip up the Good Friday Agreement, not to mention the Brexit deal (meaning immediate no deal with our largest market) and leave us all extremely vulnerable to authoritarian abuse of our rights. She and Farage want to make us poorer & less safe

And in other news Labour MPs call for Starmer to resign....

🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡 “Oh the games that they play …..”

Labour shooting itself in both feet over Starmer is manna from heaven for Reform. Racist, misogynist, tax avoiding conmen and women getting away with things that ought to finish them? Farage laughing all the way to the bank with his undeclared earnings and donations? Nah, let's get Starmer out. Mad

Remember the Edstone? Let's use it to bury Labour for ever. The Daily Mail headline writers are sharpening their pencils and honing the Dracula quips already. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"Those of us who refused to lockdown, mask up, and get vaxxed took the good ole horse paste and also developed natural immunity,” said Marjorie Taylor Green, ignoring the thousands of idiots who did so and died. America, have you reached peak stupid yet? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

This seems to be the final tally of Council Seats. Labour still have stonking majority in the House of Commons (403 seats) and still have 1300 majority of Councillors. They lost way less than projected. Although every loss was felt and apologised for. Onwards and upwards 🌹

Starmer is being called upon to quit for having 5900 councillors while "Are Nige" Farage is being lauded for having 960.

What's more, there are still over 2 years to go before the GE. A week is a long time in politics, 2 years is an eternity.

"The man is unwell. Seriously unwell. Lame-duck presidents fade away, but injured dictators can be dangerous." No shit, Sherlock... www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

This.... Scarily, this...

Reform have no chance in my neck of the woods, but I still got their flyers this am, with a picture of Tice promising lower taxes. I've posted it back with some choice words about hypocrites and tax avoiders.

Another day, another attack on women's hard won rights by Reform. Crypto-fascists and christo-fascists have Farage firmly in their pockets.

HMOs (Houses in Multiple Occupational) have existed in central Cambridge for decades, mainly for students. They are needed o/c, but now vulture capitalists are springing up, converting family homes and planners can't stop them. Please sign and circulate www.change.org/p/introduce-...

"I was once given £5 million by a crypto billionaire and claimed it was a non-political personal gift and that he wanted nothing in return"

An 81-year-old woman who died last year is now being listed as a Reform UK voter, a YouTube channel, Political Custard, has revealed. The retired nurse from Derby, who passed away in October, is among a number of deceased people whose details appear to have been used by Reform UK.

Just heard self-centred hypocrite Nigel Farage on BBC News say that no British politician has been physically attacked more than him. An insult to the memory of Jo Cox and David Amess, both murdered.

Good to know that Farage's dodgy house purchase in Clacton is being given press scrutiny at last - just a pity it gets more scrutiny in France than in the UK. Angela Rayner, on the other hand.... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Project 2025 (UK EDITION)

Reform UK plan to site migrant detention centres in Green-voting areas: "Vote for us or you'll rue the day you ever set foot in the polling booth." Yep, that'll work.

"They also strongly rebutted any suggestion that Reform “are or would ever trade public contracts for political patronage" No, of course not, Nigel, old chap. Perish the thought. Now, as you were saying about Christopher Harborne and cryptocurrencies... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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