No explanations. Just an ominous warning outta nowhere. #philly

My insurance covers a nutritionist, and dear God the amount of protein one is expected to consume each day is insanity. #thisisnuts #beans #tofu #seeds #everydayseitan

Do comedians ever hit it big and have a moment where they’re like, “Oh, crud. This means that one person in my life is going to know that I built my comedy empire on a series of unfortunate interactions between us.”? It sure would be fun to interview the other person. #comedy #muse

I don’t get snow days, but I’m staying up like it’s the blizzard of ‘96 and I am still hopeful I’ll get a whole week off from school.

Some photos Magic hour along the Pennsylvania Turnpike, a winter walk with Stand by Me vibes in Jim Thorpe, PA, Godfrey Daniels for Storytelling in Bethlehem, and the Comcast Center in Philly w Winter 2026 Olympics. #photos #magichour #snow #jimthorpe #bethlehem #philly #olympics #photosofbluesky

We must work harder. Rest in peace

Vacuums are weird. You either have to run over the loose fuzz 30 times before it picks it up or it goes 3 inches away from a wire and decides to eat it. #vacuums #vacuumssuck

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

A very Britpop Valentine’s

Happy Valentine’s Day xo #philly #love #valentines #politics #pennsylvania #oil #minimumwage #conveniencestorewars

Once went on a date w a guy who read my profile which said that I psych myself up before a date by dancing. “Would you be willing to show me what that looks like?” Looked around the crowded town and decided the world could use a laugh. I danced. He told me I dance like The Peanuts cast. Accurate.

My friend Joey sent me this to watch. I’m 36 minutes into it and just want put on A Trick of the Tail and sing. youtu.be/WdGmydR715Q?...

When I meet anyone, I pick up clues. Voice went up an octave when saying this; person is into/cares about it, etc. I communicate w a level of intimacy towards new people that I have w people I’ve known since childhood. I’ve learned that this isn’t typical, nor a reciprocal trait. Keeping it weird.

This TV is haunted. Last night, it kept looking through the Guide on its own while I sat on the couch drawing. Volume up does nothing. Soundbar remote: volume up is down. Hit YouTube: goes back to a channel I don’t even have. Get me an exorcist. I want to rewatch the halftime show.

Oh boy, I’m either going to be climbing the walls or sound asleep. Place your bets.

The soft speaking comedian, self described once as a golden retriever, Bo Johnson has been going hard against maga and ICE on IG stories and Threads. While I so wish he were active here, I am loving it. @bojohnsoncomedy.bsky.social

Ken Jennings had me calling my parents, all of us choking up over the beauty of it. They rewatched and took pictures of the Grammy moment bc they were so touched. Either way, one amazing, beautiful halftime show. “The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

Best halftime show ever.

They did not take my favourite Phil song and turn it into a commercial with singing toilets. :-(

This powerful PSA from Epstein survivors will air during the Super Bowl. “Stand with us.” ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼 [World Without Exploitation]

The plot twist of life where I become a partial homebody is surprising me more than anyone, but I think it opens a door. It might be a door that decides which pillow is the best cuddle companion, but still, a door.

The salt for snow has created lovely works of sidewalk art. What do you see? Left: I see two faces, one right side up and the other facing down. Right: I see a pouty moose.

It’s a confidence downer when I can’t turn on the Smart TV no matter how many times I push the right button.

You know whenever you think there's a bottom, they start to dig. There is no low low enough

$&¥# you, Trump, you racist $#^+ of the scum from the big gold toilet you sit on while tweeting. How do you still have people kissing your @$$ and downplaying every prejudiced remark? How do you still have a job? One of my fave songs below as a way to filter the rage. youtu.be/xuHKNs6nmzk?...

Minneapolis is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by, you know, actually working towards peace, justice, human dignity, decency, safety, and loving their neighbours. 💙

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We will remember this when the Nuremberg Trials begin. www.instagram.com/reel/DUWImUA...

Alright, BlueSky, who is going to run for president? We need someone we can all get behind. Left-leaning moderates don’t inspire people to vote. Which progressive can run and beat JD Vance? AOC Mikie Sherrill Brandon Johnson? Josh Johnson Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart? What are we thinking?

Seeing the anti-ICE protests in Italy ahead of the Olympics is heartwarming. Thank you, World!

When we talk about authoritarianism, it’s not just Donald Trump. Musk owns X Bezos owns Twitch Zuckerberg owns Instagram and Facebook Larry Ellison controls TikTok Billionaires increasingly control what we see, hear and read.

Minnesotans continue to show this country what it means to have each other’s backs. Solidarity.

Normalize ✅ instead of 👍 if you mean “I read this”. Thanks to the Canadian gov’t, 👍 means an agreement.

Friend: Weird is a relative term. You are intense. Me: I hear that a lot. Plz explain. F: When you text, you text the longest texts in history. You like to explain in great detail which makes an intense interaction if someone doesn’t know you. Me: (Explains self) F: See how long that was? 😂 M: Oh

There’s music for the emotions we can’t convey with words, and science conveys the logic behind the most hard to fathom possibilities. The interconnectedness within us, all parts working to keep one alive, makes it easier to understand how entwined we all are, that life is a group effort. #iceout

#iceout #breaktheice #fice I used to love this game especially when all the ice fell.

There’s a social media platform for AI.

Art is political. Good job, Philly. #makeitweird #philly #iceout #art hyperallergic.com/artists-stre...

HE'S FROM PHILLY GO BIRDS GO BIRDS GO BIRDS GO BIRDS

WOW! 👏Philly DA Larry Krasner: “This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will. We will find you. We will achieve justice.” #ICEoffOurStreets

My heart breaks to hear that Shirley Raines has passed. So much good work she has done. If you would like to donate to her organization, please use the link below.

I worked as a journalist. I got hate letters and positive letters. It’s the price of reporting the news. Being arrested isn’t part of that price. The most important thing we have, and we must defend, is the right to free speech. #resist #nokings #nationalshutdown #supportfreepress #journalism

Once had a dream that Rege-Jean Page asked me out, but I turned him down bc I was dating someone in real, awake life. That relationship ended in March of ‘24. We’re friends. It’s fine. But I’m still bitter. #strongmoralcode #regejeanpage #noteveninmydreams #dreams

A warmer time. #flowers #tree #photo #blackandwhitephotography #photography #nature #photooftheday #bluesky #weather #warmth

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Oversharing things that make me look awesome. “What’s your favourite dessert?” I list a million things and then say, “I don’t like donuts except the cake kind of donuts. Oh,I like Boston cream but only the icing and the pudding. I decapitate it like a serial killer eating a donut.” #ytho

Mural of Alex Pretti in Seattle, Washington. Artwork by Topsy.

"I didn’t realize, in the hours before his name was released to the public, that the man millions of people had seen lying facedown on the pavement from multiple angles of eyewitness video was my childhood best friend." Read more from @kristenradtke.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86856...

You can only have guns if you are murdering children in school or if you are actually harming police by crushing them while you break and enter into the Pentagon. Right? And the cult believes it. Sanity is gone. Pretti could have been any of us. Power to the people. #resist #iceout #nokings