America wins when the Yankees lose. Happy 4th of July!!!!

Maybe I’m easily impressed but god I do love fireworks

We keep trying to screw them up, which is very us, but humans really nailed it with sports.

I don't even like soccer but this is very exciting

Me: I’m just saying, it would be pretty funny if the US was eliminated tonight. Boyfriend: Would it be funny if the Twins lost 82 games in a row? Me: Yes, obviously. That would be hilarious.

The coach for Bosnia & Herzegovina looks like the captain of a cruise ship and the coach for the USA looks like a divorced dad on that cruise

LeBron James, are you ready to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

The Twins are determine to sap my will to live

I completely forgot about the strike and came to Target Field hungry for ballpark dinner, but I’ll be deep in the cold ground before I cross a picket line

Byron Buxton's grand slam (24)

Will we see a position player pitching in the 6th inning?????

I’d say “why did no one tell me Girls was good” but I started watching Girls because the internet started saying Girls was good. Y’all were right.

Fucking YIKES Twins

I should get back into tarot

Did Trevor Larnach go blind?

Crazy how Wild vs Stars was the only actual good series in the West

Is Royce Lewis just stuck in a purgatory of being too good for Triple-A and too bad for MLB?

Mickey Gasper batting 2nd? The Red Sox really are in dire straits

I hope Paul Rudd plays a clip of Mac and Me

In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeee!

Insane aura game for the Knicks

what the fuck is happening at Target Field

idk i just think that if you voted for him, i never want to speak to you or look at you again

Have a game, Josh Bell!!!

Lock the fuck in, Twins

Politely requesting that the Twins win this series and ideally get the sweep so that I can lord it over my Brewers-fan bf for the next three months

What’s crazy is that I literally remember thinking the day of the Quinn Hughes trade, “Oh cool - the Avs are going to win the cup this year, but we’ll have him next year and hopefully at least get a few more years out of him for a good window.” And yet this still hurts like a son of a bitch.

Bailey Ober with a 2-hit shutout on 89 pitches. That’s a Maddux. #MNTwins  win their third in a row.

Bailey Ober 🥹

A win is a win but god I wish that was a win we could feel better about

The Timberwolves are literally so embarrassing

WHAT

God hates the Minnesota Twins

Did I just read that the Twins (the Minnesota Twins, of Minnesota) acquired a relief pitcher for cash?????????????

Two shots and two goals is disgusting to look at.

CHAOS AGAIN LETS GO WILD

WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

Time for a bunch of illiterate assholes to determine my mood for the next three days

This has the potential to be very good, but for the love of god - 1 season, end it here. The sequel does not exist. There is no “Husband Material” in Ba Sing Se.

The Timberwolves actually won??? I didn’t dream that????

Oh my god

Astrology is fake, give me a comparability chart based on people’s favorite sitcom.

Well, it was nice having hope for about thirty seconds there.

So what I’m seeing is: we have a good chance of winning a game as long as just don’t give up three goals within five minutes in the first period.

The #mnwild have trailed 3-0 and 4-2 tonight, but now we're tied 4-4 after Quinn Hughes connects from long range with 7 left in the 2nd. Shots 27-17 Colorado.

The fact that we’re still scoring and keeping it close gives me hope for future games in the series

Yikes

What if I just died

This Twins game is a national broadcast!?!??!?!?!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo