oh god the 26th is here already do i need to do a social media blackout for 48 hours like i do for april fools

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AI images? you could've made this in like 5 minutes in photoshop cmon

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would you believe i opened the skeet box to write a post about nick wilde's toes and stared at it long enough that that thread came out instead

i've been an outsider all my life and i'm very much enjoying looking back on everyone who said "that won't matter when you're stuck in a job with a bunch of people who also don't want to be there" because now my outsiderness is applied to the job market too

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there's something that feels oddly biblical about what people have done with steamed hams

born 2002, i got 7! 3,6,8,9,12,13,14 i feel like i have memories of pencils+cassettes but i'm pretty sure i only ever did it with my pinky finger ive definitely clacked on empty typewriters but never actually typed and mp3 players predate me and there was no reason for them to not kill the walkman

"why do europeans think american kindness is fake??"

i used to be one of those people who'd get kinda annoyed by the "abdl as a trauma response" defence because "i dont have any childhood trauma so where does that leave me" but very recently ive come to the realisation that no i do in fact have a LOT of unprocessed trauma lmao y'all onto something ig

excerpt from my internal monologue this morning: "i probably listen to this song too much" ... "wait no this song won five grammys i think i'm allowed"

i'm really tired *puts head on pillow* i'm not tired at all *lifts head from pillow* i'm really tired *puts head on pillow* i'm not tired at all *lifts head from pillow* i'm really tired *puts head on pillow* i'm not tired at all *lifts head from pillow* i'm really tired *puts head on pillow* i'm no

listening to sexy music isn't enough where's the songs that make you cum

really hope i don't need a new phone before the ai bubble pops lmao it's so frustrating knowing "25% of the processing power solely dedicated to ai" or whatever the fuckin advertising stat on this one was like can i use that power for something useful. like emulating metal gear solid

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had a mortifying moment where i thought the one guy i hold a real genuine grudge against had become really successful saw a ginger dude with the same name of roughly the same age and IMMEDIATELY had to do some sleuthing to make sure it wasn't him lmao

i want to drink a fizzy drink except instead of co2 it's fresh lucario farts

despite spending most of it unlocked because cage fitting is a nightmare, i completed locktober without cumming first time i've succeeded at a 30 day chastity stint since probably 2021 (avoided '24 due to health, failed '23, and i believe also health for '22 but icr). its so fun, feels so good

i have my vpn pretty much permanently set to the netherlands so i have been made Very Much Aware that it's election day there lmao go vote ig

it is somewhat relieving that we already know what the worst part of zootopia 2 is going to be like i know ppl are braced for a bad racism allegory but as far as i'm concerned ginnifer goodwin could say the n word on screen and it still won't be as bad as when ed sheeran starts singing

just got rejected from a job i thought i already had secured. genuinely don't know what i have to do

I Am Going To Die

this notification pisses me off more than it should but i'm writing a blowjob scene so i don't have time to explain why right now

ppl who have pets the same species/breed as your fursona do you just walk around all day saying "mood" and "real"

here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update

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when an artist is asking you about alterations and they come back with revisions within <10 minutes of your message feels so weird lmao. like it fucks with my perceptions of artists being like wizards in towers slaving away at an incomprehensible process. they really just drawin lines on pages huh

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tried taking a pill while watching youtube, laughed. didn't know foxes had 9 lives but i think i just used one

i always get shit for this but of all the things i wish my taxes *didn't* go towards, the NHS expenditure on the consequences of having TWO very legal very harmful recreational drugs in our society has gotta be up there.

i love britney spears but that does mean i occasionally see someone say smth like "we need another star like her" girl no do you know what it took to get this one? "there'll never be anyone like her again" GOOD the icon known as britney was formed out of a situation that should never happen again

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you ever just have to sit there rocking until the painkillers kick in

i do believe that all cosplays and forms of cosplay are valid but... i am kind of sick of seeing videogame military enemy #23. yknow where it's just a dude in camo/tac gear. like i play shooters so some of them i do recognise but even despite that they do all Look The Same™. go play airsoft kings

probably jinxing it but genuinely a miracle that i haven't cum yet for denial i Need cages to stop myself from touching myself. i think the wounds are the only thing holding me back rn

Fudge on Top

pointe training is horrific and cruel which is why it's ideal for doing to my fursona

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a company called me three times last week and i missed the call each time so i sent them an email today essentially saying "hey, my email and sms inbox is open. please just let me know in advance and i can make myself available" 2 hours later they called out of the blue again and i missed it again.

i know nobody is immune to propaganda but sometimes it's like cmon yall

what over a decade of unorganised playlists does to a mf's music taste

just saw a bunch posts in a row of trans ppl acting like transphobia is an *Unforgivable* sin and like damn i need y'all to think about history for one (1) second. homophobia used to be so fucking normal that the average gay person likely participated in it before they came out 1/2

there are many guys that are hot both with and without glasses which is why reading glasses are an elite concept

hypnotism embedded behaviour that makes your brain completely blank out safe words. removes your ability to say "i forgot the safeword". that's not a sentence that makes sense to you anymore.

the cake on daredevil in marvel rivals is insane

if your dick genuinely just fits in a chastity cage no problem can you please tell the cage industry that you are a fucking unicorn and the rest of us need to be catered to too. like just the slightest consideration of foreskin would be a good starting point. somebody buy me a belt.

took my cage off for cleaning today before i went out, decided to leave it off while out cause there was a lil redness inspected again after getting back in and uh yeah that looks a lot worse. will not be locking up again for Some time lmao