Walmart really be like “We’re just not making enough money in our Auto department… It must be people stealing our $3 air fresheners…”

The climax of Pokemon Legends ZA really is just "What if you had to do 5 rounds of Overwatch before saving the day?" [Endearing]

That time of year again

On snap, I like… REALLY won Legends ZA now.

I need like... A side account where I just frequently clown on Video Editor job listings, because oh my god. They can run quite a gambit, but the best one I've seen today is "This editing job is a full-time position, you can't have any other gigs. Don't worry though, we won't even cover your rent."

Everything about this scene was pure cinema to me and I will never experience for the first time ever again

I hate that, instead of a friendly little stomach growl like Hunger does, Thirst is like: Hey! Wow uh… you forgot to drink *anything* for the past 18 hours???

“I made it so my car screams as loud as possible whenever I tap the accelerator. No, I don’t ever get tired of it, why do you ask?”

Wanted to make videos, Learned a lot of my peers hated the part that I really liked doing, now I specialize in that part 👍

I don’t think Twitter got a lot of things right, but I *do* think every platform needs to adopt a “Users Added Context” box for things specifically like this lmao

Really funny seeing everyone decrying Pokemon for not using voice acting now turning around and getting angry at Metroid Prime 4 for… having an annoying voiced character lol

Sometimes you've gotta be like "Look man, YouTube *is* awful, but your emote of actual uncensored boobs getting banned on the platform is entirely your fault, dude."

It got,,,, game of the year,,,,

It's been 20+ years now and I need to know. Dr. Finklestein. How do you get up and down the hundreds of stairs in your lab?

Zeraora’s so funny because their original distribution was at GameStop for a TCG tie-in for one month in 2018, a year after USUM and a year before SwSh. For the shiny, all you had to do was Max Battle it once (during quarantine) and they sent it to your Pokemon Home at the end of the week lol

Incredibly cool to see the amount of work that went into this video (And especially cool to see some of the people I love most in the credits of it!) Definitely give it a watch if you're up for hearing about the history of one of the Villains of the Year! 💚 🐊 👑

King K. Rool has now been in two GOTY-nominated games

Forever the best adaptation in my heart 💕 #SonicMovie3

This might be the most realistic portrayal of being an artist working for indecisive directors/leads I've ever seen on tv. Everyone needs to be watching The Chair Company.

As expected GOTY is an insanely tough choice- But I've gotta say, Yotei not being nominated for GOTY despite being in every category under the sun afterwards is insanely dirty work lol Like, surely Kingdom Come 2 or DK Bananza could've stepped down for this

Sonic R music randomly played on my dayjob playlist and so I made a silly sample of it. (There will not be a full thing because 70s songs do *not* have the quality that 90s songs and onward do, oh my god)

Started eating potato chips today and felt sick after a while so I chopped up a big carrot to eat and have been feeling so much better??? Bro being an adult sucks actually

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Why is the flow of “Use Pin Pad to complete Transaction” so fire tho?

Let us find out if Age of Imprisonment has ninja running back on the menu together. twitch.tv/EDCM

I hope, if anything, Age of Imprisonment will double down on and canonize Master Kohga having a right hand man who was totally not a love interest in some way shape or form. I’m looking back on Age of Calamity and oh my god if we keep anything I *need* it to be them.

Vibes are real

✨✨✨ 😍😍😍❤️❤️💖💛💖⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏💕💕❤️❤️ ÉCLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍❤️❤️💖💛💖⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏💕💕❤️❤️✨✨✨✨

“I’m gonna bench spam all night for a shiny Pichu” The humble Kakuna nest on the other side of the building:

Temp Car stalled today??? While miles away from my home??? Are you jeff the kidding me right now?????

Yippee, new mashup for no reason whatsoever youtu.be/iu02984OrHU?...

I hate how much jazz has happened to me this month, because telling everyone I work for that A. My apartment had a fire B. I got the flu and C. My car got broken into All within the last two weeks sounds like such a John

You know its a rough day when you’re at the Outback Steakhouse for appetizers at 11:35AM

Got the flu over the weekend but also got Z-A, so here’s some pics of my journey so far.

Seeing some of the insane responses to Legends Z-A just solidifies my opinion that Pokémon Sword/Shield irreversibly damaged all video game discussion online and I say this as someone who has their fair share of grievances with The Pokémon Company/Game Freak.

Hour 1 of ZA: idk why everyone is being so weird about pokemon in the city they aren’t hurting anyone Hour 20 of ZA: we have to evacuate the city this is an infestation we’re all gonna die

Nothing will remind you what’s truly important to you until you have a fire in your apartment. (It will also remind you that you need a better Fire plan in the future)

Oh, this uh… has the potential to be *crazy* good

YouTubers making clickbait about how underwhelming or stagnant a franchise is are the same kind of people as CEOs who get mad when “NUMBER GO DOWN!!!” for any reason. Like- Exact same rhetoric.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

#ADoodleADay #doodle #stevenuniverse #lapislazuli gotta learn how to draw my husband’s fave some day

#stevenuniverse #fanfusion couldnt get the lapis/peridot fusion idea out of my head. I really want her to somehow spray paint at people (idk what else to do with combining metal and water bending)

Can't wait for the Defunctland video about thd United States of America where he gets to the bit about Kimmel and gets to exclaim "ENTER MICHAEL EISNER"

Zelink fanfics are about to go absolutely *nutty*

The main thing I gleaned from the direct was that Sakurai is probably the only guy who knows how to even remotely involve Amiibo in a fun and engaging way. To the point to where I’m almost inclined to believe he came up with the idea in the first place

The 9.12 Direct A.K.A. The direct that gave Conner the worst emotional whiplash of all time [[VOLUME WARNING]]

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

Anime EDs if they were based: