God so many events and venues I see posted on Insta, and they don't post the address. It looks lovely but *WHERE IS IT?!?!* It's pointless me going 30 clicks deep if it's impossibly far away and I'm never going to get there anyway. Just put the address somewhere obvious. ((Rant over))

So I've got Eurovision on. I'm very conflicted about this, as they managed to ban Russia a few years back over Ukraine, but not Israel over Gaza, which I find extremely disappointing. 🤔

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

This sounds a bit Vic Reeves pub singer #totp

God they were good. #totp

The fan guys look like desk clerks for the DHSS. #totp

White was very "in" in the eighties wasn't it. #totp

My wife has Paul Weller's haircut #totp

Peak Duran. #totp

This is like Let's Go Crazy done by the Horrible Histories people. #totp

Onephatdiva, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy. #totp

Your regular reminder that the best version of Rock The Casbah (according to Mick Jones, and I agree) was this one. youtu.be/02Sg9H2T_TQ?...

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

The announcements on this bus are broken with hilarious consequences. Apparently that poor lady thinks this 159's destination is: "Northdown Cloak. Boss Street. BULLET."

88% of UK millionaires proud to live in Britain. 75% willing to pay more tax to fund public assets. Yet right-wing constantly peddles project fear ... They would leave, etc. Capital gains, dividends are taxed at lower marginal rates than wages. Tax the rich. Redistribute. Alleviate poverty.

That is the most extreme combover I have ever seen. #universitychallenge #unichallenge

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Slightly increase a band Undomesticated Impala.

First "battle of the stereos" with my neighbour. Passive aggressive bastards because I was doing the hoovering. Round one to Mike. 😉

The Green Party go from 2 seats to 28 in Lambeth - and Labour lose control! This is happening in our cities and in many of our rural targets too. People voting Green Party councillors to help end Rip Off Britain! Join.greenparty.org.uk

Screaming.

Was that Heather Mills?!? 🤣 #totp

This song is like three songs strung together #totp

Before this he was in a band called M.A., before that it was BA (Hons) #totp

This is just Judge Death from 2000AD in disguise. #totp

INXS, Stefan Dennis, Jason Donovan and Midnight Oil? More Aussies in this episode than the Shepherd’s Bush Walkabout #TOTP

Those dancers look like magicians who never quite made the big time but made a comfortable living doing cruise ships and Butlins. #totp

Oh I love this Midnight Oil track #totp

Oh this is the mob who read Bill Drummond's book about how to have a number one and tried to follow it. #totp

Chris Martin learned all his dance moves off Tim Booth. Just not that well. #totp

What is happening to you? You're going bald mate. #totp

Net Aid? Who remembers The Internet these days. That never took off. #totp

Ah yes. Disappointing reunion time. #totp

French and Saunders did an excellent parody of this. #totp

*Still* waiting for the Lambeth result to come in, because Lambeth can't count anything and take fucking ages to do anything useful.

Currently so far into North London I'm getting nosebleeds. Here be monsters.

The mildly discomforting lightness of being.

Afternoon off, snooker and wine. Yize is the geezer. Absolute bliss.

Fridays Child is full of Crunchie #totp

Sad times. 😪 www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...

"You know who it was? Bloody Greta Garbo. Bloody Greta Garbo, stark naked save for a shortie nightie, hanging on to the window sill, and I could see her knuckles all white..."

SNL impressions of Keir Starmer always sound like Josh Widdicombe.

Who else used to shop for BLIRER at Maars a Spekles in the midst of a potential head-on collision?

Just seen a Waymo out in the wild.