"You know who it was..? Bloody Greta Garbo - stark naked save for a shortie nighty. She was hanging on the window sill, and I could see her knuckles all white..."

PSA: They've moved quiz night to tonight. Which creates a clash with The Good Life.

Don't Cream, It's Over.

Watching Nicholas and Alexander. The film is too long and knowing what happens at the end I wish they'd hurry up and shoot the buggers so I can get on with my afternoon.

can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize

I drove Maria McKee to Bideford once. She said "Show me Devon". I have no friends.

Maria McKee's debut solo album was *so* good. A few years before this. #totp

'Er name's Kimberley. 'Ave yer seen 'er? #totp

Nice guitar solo from Steve though. #totp

I believe old Paul-y had split up with his missus at this point and his heart wasn't it singing. You can kind of tell. #totp

Nice one Copey. #totp

Oh God I always thought this record was a smarm-fest #totp

Walk Like Wilson Kepple and Betty you mean #totp

Hasta Banana #totp

My bill has definitely withered after hearing this. #totp

Where's Dr. Evil? #totp

5ive did not, reader, make me feel alright. #totp

There's about one act there that I'm looking forward to, Jayne. #totp

Great track. Without that nasty bass sound, this song would be nothing. #totp

Did he just do the Commander Riker move? #totp

Some things just need leaving alone. #totp

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD #traitors

Burning Down The Horse - Talking Heads #traitors

Funny but I don't remember seeing Lucy Beaumont digging a grave? #traitors

I've heard of Cat Burns but never knowingly heard a note she's sung.

Never watched Traitors before but I like the idea of Celebrity Traitors, so I'm giving this a go. Enjoyable so far.

As the ancient poet Virgil once said: "Thunderbirds Are Go."

Amol Rajan just loves saying the word "repercharge".

I'm Jewish. I'm also Mancunian. Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference. Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say? Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk

Watching some stupid quiz show, and Amanda Holden is asking people if they would "shaft" or "split" is making me giggle like a schoolboy.

Sarah Mullaly to be the new Dr. Who. Sorry, no, Archbishop of Canterbury.

Good luck. She'll need it.

It's Memas Day.

Q: What's green, got 6 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A: a snooker table.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

I know they're motorbikes but it just looks like they're all in wheelchairs. #totp

Nightmare On Elm Street 5: This Time It's Freddy Mercury #totp

Rabbi Lionel Blue #totp

Never got greebo. I liked Circlesquare,but that's about it. #totp

DO HAZARD #totp

ELO was for people who didn't really like Music. #totp

Oh I love this. #totp

Message in a Bartle. #totp

If I said that was a terrible punchline would you turn it into a song? #totp

Anotherdimensionanotherdimensionanotherdimension #totp

YES. #totp

Oh for fucks sake. #totp