alien invasion but instead of the "destroy/enslave all humans" trope they just build colossal pipe networks to suck our oceans dry so they can cool down their huge extraterrestrial AI datacentres

Fuck Israel. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

the real reason the servers here were all fucked-up and broken is because the systems were overheating and the technical lead tried to cool them down with pool water

Please follow back

Did Claude advise you to try and cool your phone off in the pool?

why do social media websites need built-in official "games" that are just clones of the exact same thing. and they're always called some bullshit like "sneed merge"

THE ANGRY EEVEE - FULL COLLECTION 🧵 #eevee #pokemon #pokemonart 1/5

alolan vulpix has found a sweet treat! #pokemonfanart

oh no it’s going to rain! make sure to put on your raincoat 🌧️ #flareon #pokemonfanart

cuddle time with eevee and sylveon :3 #pokemonfanart #eevee #sylveon

biiiiiiiig stretch #pokemonfanart #espeon

⚠️⚠️⚠️ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️⚠️⚠️ glaceon

The prophecy cannot be stopped

at the beach~ #pokemonfanart #vaporeon

how it feels to prefer the album version of Borderline over the single version (by @raicatty.bsky.social)

Sorry if I'm not posting as much art as of late, I've been hyperfocused on the glaceon model. I've just finished the expressions! #glaceon #pokemon #3dart

why is this game so fucking stubborn dude

meoww

this diva..

late to this trend but yeah [ #(oc)azure | #(oc)skye ]

Vaporeon🌊

was just getting home from work when I saw this fella in my front driveway

this eevee can do 10 ultras in a row

Splash King #pokemon #pokemonfanart #pkmnart #primarina

Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

Flareon🔥

Sylveon🎀

Jolteon⚡

a glace

TCG Pocket's newest booster pack has this one Mew card with a VERY specific pose so you know, I had to plus Robyn is also a psychic cat so it all works out!~

found eevee art i drew a while ago

Frostwalker II'

Mega Man (1/2)

Important PSA for those celebrating easter with eeveelutions. #pokemon #eeveelution

BREAKING: A drastic increase in sample size has led to a scientific breakthrough: Different specimen of the same species have been discovered on opposite sides of the bnuuy spectrum, suggesting Eevee DNA to be much more unpredictable than scientists had thought. #eeveelution

ANOTHER POKEROBYN FOR THE PILE I caught this one in a net! 🎣 I like to think every Eeveelution Robyn is a potential future/universe for Eevee Robyn, and it's fun to think about how their personalities and lives change as a result! Plus, what led to the evolution. This one is...sultry and swimmy!🐬

Morn fight

he shall be turned into sashimi soon

Posting here first

#pokemon

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

no shit

windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help