Gym sesh this morning

🎶Don't listen to what people say They don't know about, about you and me🎶

I was requested to wear this during an encounter with a straight guy today. He also wanted me to wear stockings but 1) I don’t have those and 2) I wouldn’t be into that lol. Not gonna lie, he was the biggest I’ve ever taken 😱😖☺️

It’s Pectober! Show off that chest!!!

JD VANCE: "My mother got the drugs that almost killed her from Mexicans." REALITY: JD's mother got the drugs that almost killed her from her hospital patients, whom she stole from.

Love being a fan of both references 😊😊😊

Happy Jocktober!!!

Late night gaming 🥰

🎶 You light me up inside Like the fourth of July Whenever you're around I always seem to smile 🎶

Game over please insert more coins 👾

In non thirst trap news, I recently failed a 50/50 to get a character I was hyped about for a long time. Ended up getting Evernight at the cost of some $$$. Also she was necessary for me to clear MoC. Before, I struggled to full clear the mode without her but easily cleared it first try with her 🫠

😭😭😭😭 bluefacts.app

Happy Friday. Hopefully these suffice for #flexfriday and #fcf 🥰🥰🥰

I had some time to reflect on this and I can honestly say… HONKAI STAR RAIL CAN GO CHOKE ON A DICK!!!! Enough with me losing the 50/50 every single time!!!! 😤😤😤

A screenshot from a video I sent my friend today 🤭😈🥵

Floppy gym locker room dong

The funny thing about all this acetaminophen bullshit is the drug that should be regulated is Ibuprofen. Causes faaaaar more damage. Yet these idiots have zero clue what they’re doing.

Work was horrible today. Here’s some thirst traps for whatever reason 💚

Happy sunday everyone!

Did wear this under my scrubs today 🤭💜😁

When you unknowingly wear the same color scrubs as the nursing students on your unit 🫠🫠🫠 The shift was rough and I’m so glad to have the weekend off

I survived today when I wanted to throw up for most of my shift because of constant secretions from patients 😓🤢😞

Yeah we’re in the dark timeline 😱

Back shot day at the gym. Felt pretty good 😁

🎵 I wanna go fast, I wanna go hard I wanna go anywhere, anywhere you are🎵

Damn. This was only 40 *days* ago…. 🥺

If your friends can’t drunk message you saying they would suck your dick, are they really your friends?? 🤭🤭🤭

🎶 All I wanna do is love your body… Tonight's your lucky night, I know you want it 🎶

I’d **** for some Gaga tickets… or maybe I should pick up some extra shifts. Decisions decisions 🤔😅🤭

🎶 Baby, I'm happy you're home, let me hold you in my arms I just want to take the stress away from you 🎶

Morning arms and shoulders workout was good 🥰. Still can’t finish the whole workout but I’m happy with what I did

We don’t wanna go to work this morning but we must 😮‍💨

Me in a jock again… shocker 😉😆🤭

I eat all ass honestly 😈😏🥵🍑

When you arrive 30 mins late to a trainer session but still get in a decent chest workout 🫣🤭😅

Scrub my back. That’s an order.

🎶I get wet at the thought of you Being a responsible guy 🎶

Happy Labor Day and good night 😴

“The perfect human doesn’t exis-!”

Took a nice bath to relax my aching body and destress from an awful week. Hoping this upcoming week will be much better 🥰

You're a Gym Leader who specializes in randomly generated Pokémon!! Randomly generate a team of 4 and post who you get! randompokemon.com Honestly couldn’t even tell what kind of theme this team would be lol

He would be worth it and I’ll definitely put up a fight 😈

LMAO THEY BLOCKED ME CALL THEIR ASSES OUT! We don’t appreciate ai slop in this neighborhood. They’re on here! Don’t let them get away with it

Meant to post this yesterday but I had an awful and exhausting day at work. Enjoy my humpday post a day late lol

I’m not judging you for hating on Gen 1 Pokémon, but I also kinda am. Respect your elder mons.

Post shower and I felt good with how I look. Guess the gym is starting to show off more progress 😊

Did core today… hate my life right now 😩😩😩

I was in Austin for a wedding this weekend so I had to take a few hotel selfies. Had a really good time with friends as well 😁