I know it's not going to happen, but I really wish Tim Walz's announcement today will be about Minnesota succeeding to join Canada.

Winter sits like this because it reminds him of when I gave birth to him

Oh no, I think my brownie was stronger than expected.

RIP to an icon.

At Christmas, my father in law said to me that I better hope AI doesn't crash the market. I responded that I am a millennial and I constantly expect the market to crash because it crashes all the time. He responds that I have never really lived through a market crash. 🙄

My boys absolutely love the cat nip spray their aunt got for Christmas.

You know it's a fun Christmas when your husband is screaming at his father about AI.

Despite the look on his face, he is having the time of his life.

I really wish websites would stop lying to you when you tell them to not send you marketing materials.

Garth Brooks is my personal Mandela Effect

Remember when they kept lying to us saying that our devices don't actually listen to us? Yesterday at work I was chatting with my coworker about glasses and how he loves Warby Parker and then I immediately started getting Warby Parker ads.

My old gray lady passed into the great beyond yesterday. She was the most beautiful cat and she pretty much hated everything, but she was my cat for almost 17 years. 🌈 ❤️

The last Fast and Furious movie should be called Carmageddon and be a faithful retelling of the Michael Bay movie.

If anyone wants to know what it looks like when a blind cat tries to play with a treat toy.

My blind, deaf, old lady has decided this is how I need to work.

The heat is only for Murray.

I guess my out of office means to people "OOO... I must message her with insane problems that can wait until tomorrow."

This pretty lady is getting near the end so it's nice to get all the lap snuggles while we can.

This is a very annoying weekend to be without a microwave.

Today is giving Full Moon energy and I hate it.

Are there an insane amount of food recalls right now or is that just my Al Gore Rhythm?

Supreme danglers.

I think above it all, Trump really wants to be liked and this would be the funniest turn of events.

It's giving...

To all the people in my office clearly sick: go home!

Is... Is it happening..?

Me, all the time lately.

Why are flags in Chanhassen at half staff today? I hope it's not still for that guy who shot someone in the face.

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're into 15 or 16 or 17 year olds YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE okay byyyeeeeeeee

I'm participating!!

In honor of The Edmund Fitzgerald, I am watching Fitzcarraldo, as one does.

Does this mean that the House will be back in session and they will vote to release the Epstein files?

It's so cringe to tag 5+ people in a post.

Dalton is looking his best for our door dasher.

I would like to stop being extremely tired at 7:30.

It's so nice waking up to good news every so often.

My husband is high as a kite and giving out gashapon and it is the funniest thing to listen to.

Me logging on to the Interwebs everyday: well what fresh hell do we have today?

Trey Gowdy is in too many episodes of Forensic Files.

Apparently it is "unreasonable" to hinge my mental health on the fact that any time I look at my phone, there could be news that *he* is dead.

Can someone explain to me how tariffs plus government shut down works? My guess is it doesn't.

Well if he is so pro slavery, why doesn't he become a slave.

My boss's last day was just about 2 weeks ago and now I fully understand why she quit.

I'm no expert, but I don't think this is the proper way to remove part of a building you plan on keeping.

Money isn't real cause how else does Amazon's stock go up after today?

Should I get this for my work desk?

I had a work email with the subject "Dealing with Toxic Employees: Strategies For Leaders To Effectively Deal With Employee Attitude Issues." First off, how dare you? Second, don't ever accuse me of being an HR professional.

We only argued a little bit about New York politics and agreed on how much AI sucks.

I have to spend the evening with my republican in-laws and really not ready for their opinions of the day.

My coworkers are sleeping on the job.