I yhink I'd rather be crucified than run linux

The pace r2 can be played at is clearly something I'm not used to; feel certifiably unc rn trying to keep up LOL

If I lose to Marlon at Evo I'm going to the hotel gym and attempting a new bench PR without a spotter

Trying to coordinate a lupin themed cosplay with the boys only to realize none of us could be Goemon

Bitches be worried about floor hugging like they haven't also forgotten to hug the ones they hold dear. So sad!

youtu.be/pGtL845Z2c4?... babe wake up new joe cool video

How hard would I have to petition to let Dan have me RivalsBox someone. RivalsMMA even

So why can't I call fleet a zoner

make it happen nintendo

You play Olympia because you played her in R1 and think she's broken. I play Olympia because I miss Makoto and Capcom are cowards. We are not the same

Art made for a Rivals-inspired Balatro texture pack! :3c Made these in two days but I don't want to burn myself out so I'm probably going to take a break. [ #roa, #roa2, #rivals2, #balatro ]

After so many months of not touching the game i guess now I gotta lock in grinding R2.

Sorry I think it just set in that I could potentially go to EVO this year.

Leaving all socials until rivals fans shut up about oly /hj

Spending Valentine's day the way god intended: two shots of tequila deep and doing minecraft redstone

Plup really dair stunlocked a man on his birthday

Was too busy being frozen for 3 months to make another #RivalsofAether2 video, BUT NOW I RETURN Featuring @equinoxdoodles.bsky.social, @gigadragonplus.bsky.social, @cannofsoup.bsky.social, Joe Cool, Sirc, and Zyaxis in our BIGGEST and BEST Rivals 2 vid yet! (Link in the replies)

"I DON'T NEED A FINANCIAL ADVISOR, I NEED A FLEET SKIN!" - @trichardlev.bsky.social, 2025

my first ever columbo fanart that i made over a year ago!! i watched one episode and i fell in love with the little guy. i also love how much he loves his wife so i designed her too (using his descriptions of her! she sounds so lovely) meet the columbos :]

When R2 comes out I need Oly in her dungeons design. Full gi. Locked the fuck in.

Everytime I go for runoff fair and get fstrong I get a little closer to my breaking point

I hit etalus up strong off back throw with my partner (@joe--cool.bsky.social my goat) in doubles. This character is awesome

I hit etalus back throw into up strong with my partner (@trichardlev.bsky.social my goat) in doubles. This character is awesome

Birthday

Nothing fills me with greater power than playing Balatro multiplayer and listening to my opponent weep after seeing my 200k ante 2 score in the pvp blind

Democracy is a flawed system

also drawn by @close2metal.bsky.social <33 #furry #mouse #uhhshoulditagthesewrivals?? #nobutiwillgiveita #pomme

Every time I want to play R2 singles I go on ranked (first mistake) with the rule that once I get angry, I have to stop. I only ever get one set

www.twitch.tv/joe__cool_ ayo, dubs?

When the point got a little pit next to it

Clarien grab confirms next patch (I did this joke on the other site but fuck you I do it again):

It's hilarious for me to think about: that I used to see people complaining when the DPS option in any game is the overly picked one. Like my brother in christ!! You forgot to make good tanks or healers!!

Got called a wokie by an atlyss player. I'm crying

Friend has gotten me into a Pokemon Indiegame called Beastieball, where battles are instead matches of Volleyball. My entire strategy has revolved around creating a nuclear bomb of a server that just wins by killing the field. It's great

I feel like the only guy fucking with ranno up throw.

Find friends who give your life joy by making it feel like a sitcom. Love you, Joe <3

I just needed a few more USB ports. But I had to sacrifice one of the three disc drives

After roughly 40 hours, finished Brothership 100%. Definitely gets its spot

If you ask someone; "What video game mechanics would you bring into the real world?" You typically get lame answers like XP bars or Quicksaving. Give me TF2 killbinds and a respawn. Shit would be so much funnier. Imagine giving a dude a high-five then watching him crumple on the spot.

If alcohol problems are cause for a r2 event ban, then brother i should never be allowed back at tournaments

pov: the worst frozen yogurt service you will ever experience

Who would win a fight. One of every Rivals Workshop character, or one billion Zetterburns?

Doing so many Balatro runs on gold and orange stake then going to white stake feels like going from fighting heavyweights down to kicking toddlers

Brother tried to pull up on me and I smited him to a lower, infernal realm. Turned him into a post op

These Girls are the same 2 about to be the worst rated single of the year

#lifehack rob your local McDonald's, not for the money in the cash register, but for their deep fryer

Alternate universe where Ranno and Wrastor did not have beef #RivalsofAether #wrastor #ranno #furry #fanart