in the new season of reacher he beats up a guy for banging his sourdough starter

i'm back for another tweet on bluesky

I'm thinking of a post on here (blue sky) that will change everything. Tons of attention for me, tons of praise, new career opportunities and an influx of wealth I could never even of dreamed of. More news coming soon - B

the government is defunding hot ones

branson news update: chinas deep sink got a bunch of rich guys propeller hats spinning around. but you can't laugh because it'll hurt you more somehow. in sports news, the most moral football teams won. and lastly, opinion. Buy a big ham and slice it to deli meat yourself. Ham is very versatile.

i think posting is over

i am here on blue sky to learn from the chinese people

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i use this website when i want to feel younger

i heard that recently in an ancient temple deep underground they found "the kama sutra for going to the bathroom"

i'm tired of hearing about how many hours of sleep you got last night if its less than 8. sorry if you dont know how to live your life regular. Fuck You actually. sleep is easy as hell even dogs do it! I don't care WHAT happens to you! I hope you NEVER sleep again!

filling up my ship in the bottle with soda

saw a frog man

rolled over and crushed my ship in a bottle in my sleep

listening to stressful violin music and working on my ship in a bottle

saw a man turn into a motorcycle right before my fuckin eyes

Saw two dragons banging in an abandoned parking lot at night. Took this pic then ran

saw a bugbear in the woods earlier

Helloooo Bluesky? Is anyone here? Allow me to introduce myself, ahem. My name is Three Phillips, I am a Christian Satanist and Mystic, I have boiled over four men, and I am the latest evacuee of the hellsite. Looking forward to the warm welcome! I am a truly evil person capable of doing much worse.

(Walks into the room already jacking off)

wonderful bagel breakfast. just a little cream cheese and a cup of coffee. wow. what a way to start the day. i am capable of tremendous acts of evil

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haven't seen palestine on here once. whats up with that

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really fascinated by the people who post stuff like "I'm excited to start a conversation here on bluesky!" if you post like that i don't think you get the right to complain about bots

one weird thing i feel about blue sky from reading the discover tab: people talk about twitter on here like it is their ex-boyfriend who still reads their posts

if we all post good enough on here we can solve all politics

there is a real problem for young white men in todays culture. the only thing that they can do to get approval from society is to unexpectedly order food in perfect mandarin

been doing a lot of cross posting across twitter and blue sky and comparing the results. Here are some interesting conclusions. - My Ass pics not popular on either - My Ass pics with the nuts not popular - No engagement on "The Fruit Bowl" pose - Have got most engagement from Ass pic + Threats

i am the joe rogan of the left. and you have to vote

Hey, my name is Branson and I am one of the hosts of E1 Podcast. We are new to bluesky and are doing a Q and A here live for our next episode! If you want your question answered on our episode, please send it to @intellegint.bsky.social and we will answer it next week!

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politics have been going crazy lately

UH YEAH I think blue sky is the place to be. Wow. Love it. if my posts dont get any traction on here im gone forever

Erm, yep. I'm thinking blue sky is going to be litty!

the kids are saying weezer is back

whoa. they got porno on here too

i achieved divinity easily by eating my favorite food daily. I am a Christ like figure, but without the sacrifice. I am amazed by my own ascension because i never thought it could be so easy