DefJames
@werdup.bsky.social
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Hi everyone Good luck making skeets
Having swords is cool. It makes you cooler if you have a sword
about 18 hours ago
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Door dash offers complimentary big bag of spinach in “for god’s sake” promotion
about 21 hours ago
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This baby only lived one year
22 days ago
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When I was in high school I was self conscious about having hairy arms Nowadays all anyone ever talks about is how hairy they wish their arms were
about 1 month ago
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Imagine if the animaniacs showed up to your place of work and started enthusiastically mocking you like they do Not so funny now is it?
about 2 months ago
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A movie that takes place where you’re from
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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If I was on hot ones I’d have a pizza with me
2 months ago
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It’s supposed to be one hour why is it four?
3 months ago
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Cats are a type of puppy
3 months ago
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Do we have fun here?
4 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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Hey yall
4 months ago
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Wanna know how to stay off the tea app? Respect women.
6 months ago
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Stop saying aura farm
6 months ago
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Still here
6 months ago
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If I got seated next to hulk hogan on an airplane I would purposely get really drunk and puke on him
11 months ago
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I’m terrified of snakes. Hopefully these mixed nuts will sooth my phobia.
11 months ago
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about 1 year ago
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A video of the ceo shooter doing the WE BRING THE BOOM dance
about 1 year ago
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Pandas are so cool Everything they do is stupid and should kill them but they just shrug their shoulders and then continue to fall on their asses all day
about 1 year ago
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Very important things happen on wrestling tv shows
about 1 year ago
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It’s funny how they make movies about fish even though fish aren’t real
about 1 year ago
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I be on my bullshit again (Thirsting for a way to name the unnamable, express the inexpressible)
about 2 years ago
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Mice should lay eggs
about 1 year ago
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I’m a very intelligent and interesting person I’m also cool Everyone knows this and likes me
about 1 year ago
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Just found out about Italians
about 1 year ago
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Thinking I’m gonna share a venmo cashapp link soon with intention of just becoming Batman
about 1 year ago
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Tag yourself
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Whenever a dog is twitching in its sleep you should verbally comfort them. It either lets them know it’s a dream or you get to enter their dream and save the day.
about 1 year ago
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Imagine having tickets to a big boxing match like this Just go to church or something. This is so boring: So many flopped dates in that audience
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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I’m Werdup
about 1 year ago
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Lord of the rings really happened
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Crazy Halloween costume idea A fish
about 1 year ago
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Carmen Sandiego steals election in November surprise
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Therapist keeps insisting that the reasons for my lifetime bans from Planet Fitness and Planet Hollywood are somehow related
over 1 year ago
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You should be poking at and peeling your scabs. The woke left is lying to you
over 1 year ago
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People be judging Bin Laden’s hard drive like their’s is just sourdough recipes or something
over 1 year ago
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In the past 30 years the rent for living in a van down by the river went from 0$ to 2,950$
over 1 year ago
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I keep trying to talk to the people in my tv and hurt myself when I try to walk closer to them. I just don’t get it
over 1 year ago
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They should make more expensive movie theaters for weirdos who don’t play with their phone the whole time
almost 2 years ago
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Does this platform have the right amount of people who suck to make things fun enough yet?
almost 2 years ago
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niteynite
about 2 years ago
Arrested for breast feeding in public (eating a whole rotisserie chicken in the courtroom)
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Finally got the bluesky invite code that you sign up for Smh
about 2 years ago
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The Pacific Ocean is mostly fish pee
about 2 years ago
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I be on my bullshit again (Thirsting for a way to name the unnamable, express the inexpressible)
about 2 years ago
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One day zoomers will look back like “I saw the greatest minds of my generation butt mogged”
about 2 years ago
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Halloween is the only day of the year where you can wear a cowboy hat and not be a complete joke
about 2 years ago
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