Offline is the new luxury Art by Kaoru Yamada

The megabitch squashed my head! #RememberingRik #RikMayall #DropDeadFred

Mood 🙄

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

"Rainy Road" - my oil painting

Oh and I of course went into the Christmas shop 🤣 And it was lovely all lit up on our way back from the theatre 😍🎄🎅🏻

The High Life last night was amazing! Haven’t laughed so much in ages. Well worth the travel to Edinburgh, it’s been a lovely couple of days.

A new contender for best headline

Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston in The Addams Family (1991).

"Pouring Down" - my oil painting

Introverts: the only people who start looking forward to going home… before they’ve even left the house

The Last Hurrah with Rik Mayall and me. A comedy cult classic. Go find it. #rikmayall

If you don’t buy it… 😂 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #NobleEngland

I love The New Statesman 😂 #RikMayall

The tribes of Britain c. 540 in the time of Gildas.

This tickled me 😂

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both.

Sherry?! What’s this, D-Day?! #RememberingRik #RikMayall #KevinTurvey

Just got stopped by someone trying to sell something and she asked if I was over 18 😂😂😂 Her face when I said I was nearly 45 😂😂😂 That’s a win for today! 🙌😂

Woke up with banging headache this morning & due to have a hair appointment. The thought of someone touching my head/hair was unbearable but if you don’t give 24 hours notice for cancelling they still charge you the full amount. So I went all the way down, turns out it wasn’t even booked for today 💀

😂😂😂 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #AdrianEdmondson

Well Rewind TV need to sack someone I reckon. Description of Micky Love, says featuring Helena Bonham Carter, which is actually Dancing Queen, and then turn it on and it’s Briefest Encounter 😂 I mean it’s good all the same but who the hell puts this info on the TV guide? 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Would’ve been this legend’s 68th birthday today. Gone but never forgotten! 💔❤️ #rikmayall #rememberingrik

I’m an introvert. I honestly look forward to the weekend just so I can stay home again. I’ll be in my comfy clothes, wrapped up in cozy blankets, watching TV, eating my favorite snacks, and enjoying the peace and quiet

You bastard, Eddie! Why do you never flush the toilet?! #RememberingRik #RikMayall #AdrianEdmondson #Bottom

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Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit. British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit. Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit. It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

As an introvert, I can survive a lot… but “let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves” is where I draw the line

❤️❤️❤️ #RememberingRik #RikMayall

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Ah what a shame! Gutted for the curling team, that was really hard. #WinterOlympics #TeamGB

An Introvert’s Dream Day - Waking up naturally, no alarm - Slow morning with coffee or tea - Nothing on the calendar - Favorite cozy outfit - Time alone to recharge - Peace, quiet, and no small talk

You cheap crowd-pleasing tart 🤣 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #AdrianEdmondson #BottomLive

I’ve been loving the #WinterOlympics but one thing I just can’t really watch is the ice hockey. They move so fast that I don’t even know where the puck is half the time! I just see a bunch of people skating around with sticks. Give me curling any day, at least I can see the stones! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

My pancakes were pretty good this year! 😋🥞🍇🫐🍓 #pancakeday

Suella Braverman "The Working Class have had it too good for too long." Reform telling you exactly what they think about you. If you aren't a millionaire you are sh*t on their shoe.

The level of disrespect shown towards this chocolate bar is almost criminal.

Everyone thinks being alone is sad or boring, but it’s honestly where I’m happiest

Rik Mayall is A Cnut 🤣 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #AdonisCnut #BelieveNothing

Yup, well and truly in this era now 🙄

Huzzah! 🍺 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #Bombardier

Going back to work after a week off is awful. Going back when you know you have no staff and are in on your own the first day is fucking soul destroying 😭

Why can’t I stop watching the curling? It’s addictive! #WinterOlympics