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> mediocre web dev, dad, cargo biker > > he/him
[studio exec who just watched weapons]: What if Alex grows up to change his name to Rust Cohle?
14 days ago
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I don't want to hear another piece of wisdom that's fundamentally true, I want to go through it myself and then gush about it to someone else who doesn't want to hear it.
21 days ago
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What's for dinner? Why not try, Too Much Salt!
23 days ago
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Second rainy day drop off for me and I tracked dog poo through the entire house.
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25 days ago
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I have no plan for what to do with a bale of hay, but I have one now.
#carryshitolympics
28 days ago
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You're trying to tell me that a lifetime of shutting down my emotions has not prepared me for this moment?
29 days ago
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I ate too much tofurkey, my cilia!
29 days ago
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It was the first raining school drop off of the season, and I got completely decked out. Just way over compensated for what turned into light drizzle at 66F
about 1 month ago
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Waking up from a nap to see that the sky is dark and declaring it's Fall. I'm available to be a sleepy town's mascot.
about 1 month ago
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Big year for parasitic creatures in my family. One of the dogs got ticks on a hike, the 5 year old got a leech in a lake, and now the bunk bed we got on Facebook Marketplace spawned bed bugs.
about 1 month ago
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Took a mental health day which was working on my garden. One of our planter boxes does not get enough sun, so I started breaking it down to make smaller ones elsewhere.
about 2 months ago
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Of all the things I've said with poor judgement that my kids have globbed onto, the current one is pretty good. After a rambling explanation of a game that they were making up where we copy each other's drawings of monsters and also guess what they're called, "that's the whole point."
about 2 months ago
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Every software developer has that one decision that has been haunting them for 4 years. I'm tired all the time because of an emoji.
about 2 months ago
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Installing linux as a hangover cure
2 months ago
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One thing that has worked surprisingly well with our kids is setting timers. Can we go down the toy aisle? Yea, I'm setting a 5 minute timer. I don't want to take a shower. Ok, set a timer for up to an hour. Incredible
2 months ago
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I have a friend who was saying this a few years ago. I didn't really understand it then, but i definitely agree now.
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2 months ago
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The prompt is: add an 's' to make something completely wrong.
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3 months ago
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I touched too much grass and got a migraine.
3 months ago
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Every time I have one of the basic food dishes after a long hiatus, it's like rediscovering a whole culinary tradition. Like have you tried beans **with** rice?!
3 months ago
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At the Legoland castle hotel: the dragon light stays on.
3 months ago
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Lounging on a couch while the 6 year old passes me a head of lettuce to munch on, and making sure to give the Chihuahua a bite. Not sure what this is, but it's something.
3 months ago
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Trying to find out the name of the band for a song on the radio. It took a friend and I three weeks till we caught the dj saying, 'And that was Female of the Species by Space.' We'd show up to class everyday relaying our listening times and strategies.
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4 months ago
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Ballistic nylon snuggy, for when you want to nap, but a Chihuahua wants to play.
4 months ago
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When did pet dna companies become social media companies?
4 months ago
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When you steal 3 pieces of bacon and can't move anymore.
5 months ago
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If you need a reason to have kids, or a reason not to, just imagine a five year old sassily singing from the bathroom, "I'm ready to be wiped now!"
5 months ago
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Aaron Schatz
5 months ago
The problem with No Kings is that it really limits your Balatro score.
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I'm sort of shocked that we're descending into fascism right now. But if it around 2000, and you told me in twenty or so years Donald Trump would be faking an invasion to consolidate power, I'd be like, yea, that tracks.
5 months ago
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If I decide to give up my admittedly very loose vegetarianism, the first thing I'm going to do is hike out to some backcountry lake and cook and eat a steak sandwich with chimichurri.
5 months ago
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tired: yes wired: no still tired
6 months ago
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Straws are for women, big gulps, and tiki drinks.
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6 months ago
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Why doesn't the US have the equivalent?
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6 months ago
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Found the western shirt version of the dress
6 months ago
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I don't really use q-tips for cleaning my ears, I use them to scratch me ear canal.
6 months ago
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One must imagine the Linux user happy.
6 months ago
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Feeling bad about myself cause I think I'm sore from drinking too much wine. Then i remembered I spent four hours hand rolling pasta.
6 months ago
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ceej
7 months ago
oh, you guys are sick of skyrim remasters? guess what dipshits
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California Federation of Labor Unions
7 months ago
And in Sacramento, we are rallying to say
#HandsOff
our right to collectively bargain and organize!
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Instead of scratchers or gift cards, please gift me claimed class action lawsuit settlements.
7 months ago
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Doing a crossword reveals a bunch of words I don't know the precise meaning of. Finishing the crossword does not help that.
8 months ago
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I think social media has progressed to where this is equivalent to posting what your eating
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8 months ago
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Getting dressed up to go to Church* *IKEA
8 months ago
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I don't think I'm getting more conservative as I get older, but my jokes and complaints are getting more boomer.
8 months ago
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I'm vegetarian in a way that I don't like to eat things on a scale based on how much I sympathize with them. The humans I don't sympathize with don't look very good to eat.
8 months ago
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[my spouse cleaning up ants in the voice of Neytiri]: My cheese!
8 months ago
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
8 months ago
roomba accidentally saw outside
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March 10 implies the existence of an evil month, Warch.
8 months ago
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My partner bought a lot of asafetida. The smell is so strong, we put it behind the basement door. Now every time I go into the basement, I think there's a gas leak.
8 months ago
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Brendel
8 months ago
Inside of you are two wolves
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At the DMV, now serving G130. G236, is that bad?
8 months ago
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