they should invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight

I’ve got a lil spreadsheet where I keep track of my gigs, so here’s some cute stats from my 2024!

Elphabaddie 💚

If I don’t get this sewing done today I’m literally fucked, idk why im still procrastinating 😫😫

Oh look she’s green again 😮‍💨

is she gonna jump from there?? 🫣👀

Cindy Lou Who if she slayed

There should be a show where rich people have to survive just one shift at bath & body works in the mall at christmastime

Where tf are you Christmas???

I’ve been waiting weeks to see the hot neighbor again, and when I finally saw him taking out the trash today I just did an awkward lil wave what is WRONG WITH ME

Bout to get my lips done for the first time

Always a 3/4 profile selfie with this bitch 🙄

now this is dragggg 😍

Constantly toeing the line between “nobody knows what I’m really capable of” and “everyone expects too much of me”

Blue eyes on bluesky 🩵

I should probably stop having hookups on show days. Like my legs are shaky af now before I’ve even gotten in my stilettos

Once again and to nobody’s surprise, Qveen herby is my top artist 💕

@kevinmchale.bsky.social saying “it’s okay to not understand this person’s life but we’re still going to accept it” on the podcast actually changed my life, I weaponized that line so fast

Can we get a little commotion for the dress ♥️

Did a review on the rock’s new Amazon prime movie dreck, RED ONE! #podcast #filmpodcast #therock #redone #amazonprime #christmasmovie Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sms… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0cDt86 

@thefabrielle.bsky.social and I are holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity today 🥹🫶🏻

Not the dispensary selling me weed in a ziplock bag 🤭 kinda nostalgic

A lot of Trans accounts do the thing I like where their posts vacillate wildly between ridiculously sweaty lewds and uncommonly astute and informed political analysis

Wicked had a certain HSM vibe that I really liked

just got my tickets for wicked tonight yasss

Happy wicked day to all who celebrate 💚

I’ve got 10 days to make 7 dresses which means I can procrastinate for about 8.5

What’s your 10/10 album?

Me when I file all my paperwork to get my name changed 🏳️‍⚧️

Every time someone refers to this app as bsky I think of her 💕

Not having drafts —> posting whatever whenever it comes to mind —> releasing your inhibitions

DAMN IT

I need the oscars to add a category for dramatically living in normal life

Miss piggy realness at this disney brunch 🤪

In drag / out of drag

Had such a shitty shift that I’m driving home like an npc

Good morning it’s time for breakfast!!! (2 estradiol and a spiro)

You should see the other guy

I just wanna be rich so all day long I can biddi biddi bum

Follow me Bluesky I need drag friends here 🤪 #drag #trans #queer #art

Happy hump day, BlueSky.