Sorry I’m acting different I uhhhhh experienced multiple traumas layered upon each other therefore rendering me incapable of continuing the performance of an internet hot girl

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing

I believe in G600 supremacy

Fireworks are extremely lame I hate all of you

Puffco wrapped….girl

"What Swift’s defenders didn’t realize was that they were pushing back against a false narrative that had been seeded and amplified by a small network of inauthentic social accounts. Worse, they were helping to disseminate those bad-faith allegations by earnestly engaging with them."

I’ll be mourning the loss of both grimes and yolandi for my entire life

My first apartment I rented was $650 a month and that’s the last time I would ever be happy

Milkpowderinmysmoothieaholic

Need a 1997 trance club night

I think now is a good time as a society to recognize that it is always true that the higher the salary of the sender, the more illiterate the email will be

Matriarchy Now

Helppp they’re on the floor of the house saying that making billionaires pay taxes and subsidizing basic needs for US citizens is the same as corrupt dictator communism

The only good thing France has ever created is like 3 food items and daft punk

This popped up today and I almost started beating my computer like a caveman

Caught the Mormons saying my no soliciting sign was based

When people talk about reality tv it honestly feels like they are speaking a foreign language to me

Unfortunately the media is making Portland look like my dream place to live

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Can a rich poly couple adopt me so I can live in their basement and play video games in my vintage nightgowns for the rest of my life

I forgot to include the daft punk Fortnite concert….that was life changing

give greta thunberg a gundam

Warcraft made an expansion for me and Taylor made an album for me, a girl is truly blessed

If I were a nurse I would wear minions scrubs every single day

I hate hot fruit pies

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Trade chat is the place to be tonight

I think about the nipple hair episode of scrubs like a lottttttt

I think a time traveler came to us a few months ago and forced the labubu trend on us to prevent the timeline where we nuke all of humanity

Announce the blizzcon ticket sale already cmon don’t be shy

I miss my Porsche

I love playing world of Warcraft and cuddling my dogs and drinking bright colored beverages

unfortunately, men are only beautiful as a concept, as characters in fiction, in the realm of dreams

Anyways

How anyone can feel h*rny while we are plunging into the darkest times of humanity is crazy to me

Born just in time to Apple pay for natural import wines, disassociate at hmart, and mythic raid in WoW

As someone who’s #1 played artist is The Beach Boys literally don’t speak to me today

Trying to decompress from work with a dnd podcast and I hear a netsuite ad this is my 13th reason

I’m an fanatic egirlitarian

Started a new job: 🤩😎👌😁 Still scared of high speed elevators: 🫨💔😰☠️

Them: The Male Loneliness Epidemic— Me: It’s your personality. Them: BUT— Me: IT’S YOUR PERSONALITY, LITERALLY JUST YOUR PERSONALITY, WHICH, GOOD NEWS, IS A THING YOU CAN REFINE BUT, BAD NEWS, YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING

Sorry for this take but if I see you buying labubus right now I will never donate to any gofundme you ever post for the rest of my life

My biggest crash out started when smoothie king took Kindness In A Cup off the menu

They should include a sun deck for tanning at all auto repair shops in Florida. My engine is overheating and now I am too

No one talks about Hilary duff’s banshee grunge punk album and that’s so crazy to me

I’m gonna have to go be that girl again aren’t I….

Going on record as a stale Oreo lover

okay this april fools joke was made specifically for me

average mid march behavior