Tbh if I made more money I would prob just become a furry

I am convinced chatgpt is purposefully giving people wrong tax advice so attorneys and cpas can crank their billable hours by making me respond to this utter psychobabble

We should implement a 100% tax on profits derived from egregiously staged tiktoks

You’ve met me at a very Keanu Reeves time of my life

get in folks we're taking our family annihilation rates - to the moon

Computah, spontaneously combust these geriatric fucks that are ruining the vibe

🚨alert🚨 i put on my skates today for the first time since The Incident and im happy to report all my skills (and bad habits) are still there…..huge

Tabbing out of my Overwatch game to change my lil peep song….feeling very 2016

Lorath and Tyrael rule 34

I love Fortnite karaoke

The amount of professional people wearing vespers during meetings and interviews is shocking. Are we supposed to pretend we just don’t know orrrrr

I actually may die because I didn’t see this live

I’m so deeply affected by the Madonna x Sabrina carpenter set i cannot recover

I need ppl to get really cringe and embarrassing really fast

Unfortunately I yearn for a 7:45am dj set

It is always the sweatiest mother fuckers on Fortnite in using a hatsune miku skin

I have girlbossed way too close to the sun I fear

Really want a Fortnite themed 30th birthday party

I get heart eyes and a sfx glitter glow when I look at my car. God I love driving

If I get 2009-2013 kpop music videos on yt drunk…..I’m having a rlly good time

When I was 9 I googled “jobs for people who like filling out forms” and 20 years later I am in fact a tax accountant

The most finance bro thing about me is how much I love tame impala

Every time the algorithm serves me a nostalgiacore post it should be considered attempted murder

Sorry I’m acting different I uhhhhh experienced multiple traumas layered upon each other therefore rendering me incapable of continuing the performance of an internet hot girl

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing

I believe in G600 supremacy

Fireworks are extremely lame I hate all of you

Puffco wrapped….girl

"What Swift’s defenders didn’t realize was that they were pushing back against a false narrative that had been seeded and amplified by a small network of inauthentic social accounts. Worse, they were helping to disseminate those bad-faith allegations by earnestly engaging with them."

I’ll be mourning the loss of both grimes and yolandi for my entire life

My first apartment I rented was $650 a month and that’s the last time I would ever be happy

Milkpowderinmysmoothieaholic

Need a 1997 trance club night

I think now is a good time as a society to recognize that it is always true that the higher the salary of the sender, the more illiterate the email will be

Matriarchy Now

Helppp they’re on the floor of the house saying that making billionaires pay taxes and subsidizing basic needs for US citizens is the same as corrupt dictator communism

The only good thing France has ever created is like 3 food items and daft punk

This popped up today and I almost started beating my computer like a caveman

Caught the Mormons saying my no soliciting sign was based

When people talk about reality tv it honestly feels like they are speaking a foreign language to me

Unfortunately the media is making Portland look like my dream place to live

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Can a rich poly couple adopt me so I can live in their basement and play video games in my vintage nightgowns for the rest of my life

I forgot to include the daft punk Fortnite concert….that was life changing

give greta thunberg a gundam

Warcraft made an expansion for me and Taylor made an album for me, a girl is truly blessed

If I were a nurse I would wear minions scrubs every single day

I hate hot fruit pies

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok