Ughh why do i have to be at work?? Why can’t i just stay at home and keep reading my 160k word bdsm steddie smut fanfic :((((

BOOKMARKS ON BLUESKY RAAAHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅 I will definitely NOT be using this for nefarious purposes

Had a short sex dream about mystreet Garroth while i was taking a nap and it was pretty epic but it was RUDELY interrupted by my family waking me up to hangout or whatever 🙄

I compared them to Frodo getting stabbed by shelob. I COMPARED THEM TO FRODO GETTING STABBED BY SHELOB????? I COMPARED THEM??? TO FRODO??? GETTING STABBED BY SHELOB??????????

“Sex is just elijah wood at the dentist” -my partner lmao

Post sex i told my partner that while cumming they looked like Frodo getting stabbed by Shelob but it was like, hot. Im humiliated lmfao

Love the experience of opening my phone in a public place surrounded by people, forgetting that the last think i looked at was hardcore gay smut on ao3 lmao

Bottom growths got me doing the Lin Manuel Miranda pose in public lmao

The internet here is shit, tiktok isnt working 🙄

Sambucky matching underwear ("America's sweetheart" is bucky) credits to my bf for pointing this out @moonsetgaze.bsky.social

HEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP. HELP MEEEEEEEE.

Genuinely don’t know if ill be able to handle sharing a bed with them tomorrow night lmao

My Tdick is leading me places that I would not go to with a gun

Good news: i think im finally coming out of a long depressive episode! Bad(?) news: i am immediately being dragged headfirst into a different type of episode i think. Like uhh, very obsessive, overly sexual, i feel like a god type headspace. So uhh, yippee?? It’s better that being depressed lol

I am discovering new things about myself and i do not know how to feel about them lmao

good boy #sentryagent #voidwalker #nsfwart

Someone needs to make lingerie binders dude. I need that in my life. Also just masculine lingerie in general. Please and thank you.

i think the testosterone is starting to affect me lmao

joaquin (ftm) is absolutely distraught because he will never be able to cum in bob/get bob pregnant and bob is literally like “joaquin… i have a dick… you couldn’t get me pregnant either way” Joaquin is still distraught because “AHGHHH IT DOESNT MATTER I COULD STILL TRY :(((“ lmao

No thoughts just bob sucking joaquins tdick

I have no penits and I must jork

Apparently bottom growth is one of the first things to happen when you’re on T and like… yeah im already starting to notice that lmao. Like no actual growth has happened BUT I CAN FUCKING FEEL IT.

Hello falconsentry/goldenwings fanfic authors. I humbly request a very specific smut fanfic where Joaquin is transmasc, acespec, and the top, and Bob is the bottom. Thank you for your time. I may just end up writing this myself because I doubt someone else will lmao

I’ll only ship sentryagent if John is a pathetic bratty bottom sub. … i meAN WHAT??? WHO SAID THAT EWWWW-

a very good soldier… (that’s sam’s hand but feel free to imagine it belonging to whoever you wish😌) #buckybarnes #nsfwart #sambucky

Goddamn why do i have to have the weird genre of asexuality?? Why couldn’t I have either been sex repulsed or just not asexual? WHAT IS THIS WEIRD INBETWEEN GENRE??? IT MAKES EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED >:(

I love women I love being t4t I love boy pussy I love girlcock I love queers goodnight

Sex anxiety of the day: What if sex noises trigger my misophonia lmao /gen

getting into shibari not for kink reasons but for autistic sensory issues

Maybe I should get a journal or something so i dont constantly feel the need to put all of my thoughts onto the internet. Because i think some thoughts should kept to myself lmao

Rrrgggghhhhffgdg I need them so bad please

I love how you can always tell what time of the month it is for me based on which bluesky account I’m more active on at the time lmao

How ovulation has me feeling

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yo, transmasc people, do any of y’all experience like, phantom boners? Cuz I do and it’s so silly. Like I’ll be horny, realize that im in public, and panic like “oh god what if someone sees that im hard, that would be so humiliating” before remembering that I do not in fact have a penits lmao

Garroth Ro’Meave is a bottom and I am TIRED OF PRETENDING THAT HE’S NOT.

I have very complex and confusing feelings about sex as an acespec person that I don’t understand yet. That’s it. That’s the skeet. Just wanted to say it lmao

Someday I'll learn to draw freaky shit

Hey google, show me Sambucky hot sweaty gay sex plz. Preferably bottom bucky but anything works cuz they’re both switches. Thanks google.

Bucky is growing his hair out again so that Sam can pull on it, it’s canon, i said so. (Theres actually definitely a deeper meaning to him growing it out again but im too dumb to pick up on it so ive decided its for horny sambucky reasons)

Oh my god oh my god i can make mystreet Laurance hypersexual and acespec at the same time im allowed to do that i can make him acespec HOLY SHIT LETS GO

Venting on alt now cuz i think ive been venting on main way too much recently and my friend dont need to see that lol. Anyways ive been completely off of my anxiety meds for over a week now for the first time since 7th grade and i think all of the emotions i should have felt over the past few years-

Who's taking good care of Elrond? I'm leaving this to you 🏳️‍🌈🍑 Hope you have a nice Sunday, my dears 🩷🩷🩷🩷 #elrond #trop #rop #theringsofpower #ringsofpower #tropfanart

#Celebrimbor & #Annatar from "Scream if You Must" by @saffronstories.bsky.social (link below) “What are you doing?” He meant the words to be stern, but even to his own ears he sounded breathless. “Helping you sleep.” Another gentle kiss, another prod against the back of his thigh. #silvergifting

THERES A SECOND WAVE OF OVULATION TJIS MONTH AND ITS MORE INTENSE UH OH

Laurance automatically assuming that he’s going to bottom when he and garroth get together, because that’s what all of his past relationships were and he’s kinda used to just being used for sex. But then garroth shows interest in bottoming/being submissive and it shatters laurs mentality on sex

Being a horny asexual person is so silly

Am I kinky or am I just a sensory seeking autistic person? I guess we’ll never know