I was all zen right up until my brain processed ‘scrawny’. Excuse me??? MA’AM. Check your eyes, check your attitude, check everything.

Hey all, sorry for disappearing - had to take a break from everything online for a bit - my cat passed away and it took (and still takes) and it’s still hard. Atm I don’t have the time/energy to be here as much as before, but I’ll be around when I can. I hope you’re all doing well ❤️

I'm so excited to share an amazing piece of art that I commissioned from the incredibly talented, @armenelos.bsky.social! Before we had S2 I dreamed of the moment Celebrimbor withstood Sauron on the steps of the Mírdain, and I'm sure you'll agree this piece is a beautiful vision of that moment.

this kiss deserves its own post 😙 #silvergifting #sauron #annatar #celebrimbor #theringsofpower

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE THAT

I’ve gotten a lot of new followers the last couple of days. I mean people with 99% political content on their accounts. What are the odds that they’re all secretly smut-loving Tolkien fans? Am I on some sort of list..? 🧐

“when one of them makes the other feel safe 😍😍😍” no. how about when one of them is transgressing the pseudomedieval sociopolitical hierarchies of elf feudalism, chivalric masculinity, and the procreative sexual ethics of valarin catholicism to fuck his liege lord in the ass

Annatar: Babe what did you put in the first three rings? Celebrimbor: Mithril and cocaine Annatar: What Celebrimbor: Shush I want to see what happens #silvergifting #celebrimbor #annatar

I know Adar was likely chained longer ago and Maedhros was not one of the 13(?) elves taken to “that dark and nameless peak” but I love the idea of Mae looking over from his hanging spot to see Adar getting wine with Sauron and being like “?!??That was an option?!?!?”

#TROPbloodmoon - Children #Adar and the uruk. Leave some names in the comments, if you like :3c #TROP | #theringsofpower | #macchiavato

Fic: Shadows around Eregion Ship: Adar x OC Rating: Explicit (eventually) Summary: What if Lord Celebrimbor had a daughter? What if she ventures outside and Adar takes her? Chapter 5 is up! This one is SPICY 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ archiveofourown.org/works/605707... #adar/oc #adar #tropfanfiction

About to finally update my Adar x OC fic ‘Darkness around Eregion’. Regrettably - or fortunately, depending on your preferences- this chapter is mostly smut. If that’s your shade of red wine, yippee 🍷❤️‍🔥 #adar #tropfanfiction #adar/oc

#Durin was so real for calling out #Elrond like that. Imagine being friends with an elf and they fuck off, then randomly shows up after twenty years of silence - not even to see you primarily, but to pitch a project to your boss - and go ‘r u mad at me or something?’ Clueless dingbat elf.

20 years apart, but the twinkle never faded.

It's time for 🩸🌕 #TROPBloodMoon week! Here is Mairon/Adar for the prompt Red! 💋🍷 "He offered me wine, red as a blood moon. He offered me wine, and on that dark and nameless peak, I drank it."

My Silvergifting poem &collage dominant Annatar NSFW ❤️‍🔥🔥 #Silvergifting #tyelpe #Celebrimbor #sauron #a03 #spicypoem #malexmaleship #Annatar archiveofourown.org/works/63811384

Here is my list of my favorite female characters from science fiction and fantasy: 1. Ellen Ripley 2. Zoë Washburne 3. Kathryn Janeway 4. Mrs Brisby 5. Granny Weatherwax what are yours?

CHAPTER 7 IS UP! 🩷 Fic: Scream if you must Rating: Explicit Chapter summary: Sauron shows Celebrimbor the forge. It’s hotter than it sounds. Pun 💯 intended. archiveofourown.org/works/619122... #silvergifting #sauron #celebrimbor #tropfanfiction

⚜️ Their project is finally done, but at what cost? ⚜️ Dedicated to all my #Silvergifting mutuals❤️Literally, I wouldn't have done this piece if it wasn't for you. You inspired me! Hope you like it 💫 #Celebrimbor #Sauron #Annatar #rop #trop #ringsofpower #theringsofpower #crueljewelry ✨ Fixed it!

Not feeling great. I think I caught the plague. 🤒

A reasonable score for the humble month I've been around 😂

@profanity.accountant 🙊

I dread my own smut scenes. Every time they happen it's like 'fml that's gonna be another 2000+ words isn't it' 💀 Can you just kindly bang like the rest of us even once? No? Shakespearian needling and mindfucks are foreplay? Okay then. Both of them are such divas. #silvergifting

TWINS!!!!!!! 😍💞 A gift for @alexnortoakley.bsky.social my sweet goblin bestie 😈 Based on their fic Twin Flames! What if TWO hot twin elves invited you over to their room for some wine? 🍷🍷 #celebrimbor #louisoakley #charlesedwards #TwinAU

Post your king or queen. 🖤

he was yearning for it #silvergifting #celebranded

Éowyn, and I cannot stress this enough, whips ass.

Got a little bit writing done today, finally 😮‍💨 Featuring: Ancient forge, Celebrimbor's 🍑✨ and Sauron getting intense over it. #silvergifting

can i pet that dawg #TROPRewatch

Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.

Happy Sauron Sunday! 🍷 💕 #sauron #celebrimbor #silvergifting #trop #tropsky

We all agree that the #Uruk were created to be cannon fodder. It follows, then, that #Adar was created as canon fodder. This thought was brought to you by a strawberry daiquiri.

To celebrate my birthday today as well as 500 lovely followers I'm holding my first #ArtRaffle ! Winner gets 1 free commission of their choice (see ko-fi in bio) for 1 character. ❤️ Rules: ⊹ Follow, Like & Repost. ⊹ Optional: Show me an OC of yours in the replies! ⊹ Ends: March 15th.

a single dad who works two jobs who loves his kids and never stops

Watching Halbrand trying to talk his way into the forge on Numenor will never not be funny. Like... if they only knew his entire LinkedIn profile. #TROPrewatch

My Celebrimbor? Bannered.

Anyone attending the #TROPrewatch tonight? 🍷🧀

I am CACKLING. Since Jamie Campbell was announced the prevalent theory seems to be that he will play Celeborn. And it seems that the pure potential visuals of that - predictably - lent itself to an interesting new ship. #Sauron x #Celeborn Anyway, that's why I'm cackling.

No matter how hard Sauron works - bow and all - he'll NEVER exude the amount of cunty energy as Thranduil. That being said, I'd watch those two circle each other for an entire season - maintaining eye contact apart from short breaks for costume changes.

The more I read about the characters and plots of the Silmarillion, the more I want a prequel to the prequel. Or possibly an opera. #tropsky #trop

Casting News for TroP! 🤩 (First posted by Varking on the TORn discord).

Show me two people with an insane beef.

I will forever be disappointed that the #StarTrek #mirrorverse did my Vulcans so dirty. Mirror!Vulcans should have just skipped logic and taken over the Alpha Quadrant like the feral drama queens that they are. Also, Mirror!Spock should have kept McCoy. I said it and I’m not wrong. 🖖🔥 #spones

I don’t spook easily (lie) but when #Halbrand starts screaming at #Galadriel and his eyes go all bloodshot and do that thing with the slitted pupils - that is SO unsettling (truth? lie) and my psycho-ex-meter is howling and years of life experience and wisdom go down the drain (truth) 💀

kfhjshdfjhjs aahhhhh I LOVE IT!! 😭 💖 Thank you so much!! 💖💖💖

“That wine is gone.” 🍷🍷💕💕💕 Annatar lurking, Celebrimbor drinking #silvergifting

Modern!Kingsmith?

When someone goes back a little too far among your ao3 works and dig out old sins from ten years ago…