Don Jr: "CHAT GPT, how do I keep my dad from going to my wedding?"

Is bitching about mask going to replace complaining about Starbucks as the new 5 minute geriatric whine?

Don't be Elon's exit liquidity.

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Somebody is always forgetting the Streisand effect.

The Warrant. Six wands capable of firing 600 times per minute.

What if Harry Potter was a busted up 40 year old detective counting the days to his pension? It’s What We Do in Shadows mixed with The Wire. With your help, we can tell this utterly unhinged story.

I think most of the rage at cyclists comes from people who lose their breath after two flights of stairs.

What if Harry Potter was a busted up 40 year old detective counting the days to his pension? It’s What We Do in Shadows mixed with The Wire. With your help, we can tell this utterly unhinged story.

I can’t remember the last time so a troll made a point that I hadn’t heard 6000 times before. The script is not that complicated and it hasn’t changed in decades. So yes, I want to ensconced. Not because I’m threatened, but because I’m bored to death.

I bought the cheapest Blu-Ray player at Wal-Mart so it may well be the player, but the Venture Bros Complete DVD set works but.... it's a struggle sometimes?

The Warrant. Six wands capable of firing 600 times per minute.

It's Miller Light dude, jfc stop trying so hard to sound smart But yeah, I like hedonistic quests. Mostly because of the hedonism, I suppose. But also the learning and experience new things. Which is why it's not empty.

We do need to keep in mind that AI is just a computing method. What's wrong with it is that it's in the hands of psychotic fabulists trying build God. It's why they're breaking the law, that's why the business plan simply does not work. They think the Singularity will make all that meaningless.

Absolute jokers. Who is still taking this shit seriously?

Sank him, as if he's not in a better position now than when he was contractually obligated to a dying dinosaur of a network. Sink me like that please.

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Pay the record executive later... for what, exactly? The music I'll be making myself? Make anything make sense.

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It's hilarious and whatnot but it's also about how to be a halfway decent person in a world that offers plenty of opportunities to be awful.

Say what you will about Fallon, he's ok with being the butt of the joke. Remember the Rule of 3 episode of 30 Rock?

oh... no?

I know the Pirates of Darkwater is an obscure cartoon but its image of unstoppable black goo corrupting everything is just such an amazing metaphor for the internet. Everything ends up consumed by crap content.

Kinda fits the national mood and it's a jam

Quit Reddit for the fifth time. I keep going back without even realizing I'm typing the letters, it's like trying to cold turkey 3 packs a day.

For the first time in my life I'm vibing with the zeitgeist

This post made me think about the first boss of Serpentshrine Cavern.

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One of the things I love about comics is how it's soooooo much easier to do exposition through showing the audience how it works rather than telling them. Also, nobody cares about your list of Prime Ministers or your three thousand years of history.

It's hilarious and whatnot but it's also about how to be a halfway decent person in a world that offers plenty of opportunities to be awful.

I rant and rave about SWAT.

Skill issue.

Why even allow it for research? It makes up sources. It's the worst way to do legal research.

I rant and rave about SWAT.

Ah he realizes he got played and is now trying to prove he’s tough.

Are you ready for D&D? It's ADVANCED

Rob Schneider in EPIC FURY Anyway, I will be surprised if this ever gets released. Made, sure. Released? Eh.

SWAT is just the coolest thing I've ever made and I'm so proud of it.

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Russia's economy is about the size of Italy too.

Sounds like Lex Luthor's idea of a ballroom.

Humanoid robots are a staple of sci-fi because putting a human in a robot suit is cheap and easy. From an engineering perspective putting all this effort into bipedalism is really wasteful though.

Ok wow, bet this is the guy who flips the table when he loses at Risk.

It's weird how this underwear pants gnome logic only applies to rich people paying taxes and never to rich people getting paid.

A pet peeve of mine is how people feel like they have to apologize for being pretentious for any cultural interest past reality TV. No. And the next time somebody suggests being able to read is pretentious, give them this:

Sounds like Olga is having a time right now.

98% of libertarians are just fake-ass Republicans who want to look cool at parties. The 2% who are legit libertarians are crazy AF.