It's been nearly twenty years for them to develop their ideas and they haven't had a single one.

The follow up with Mike acts like he doesn't follow politics would be: shouldn't you resign as house leader if you can't be fucked to keep up with political events? You aren't running a Subway here Mike, you should know these things.

Weird how the people with Trump Derangement Syndrome have been calling everything for a decade. It's almost like they were never the crazy ones.

Deezer is nice too.

Ooooooo this is fun

A substantive response of course

Wow, he's so far gone he's having moments of terminal moral lucidity, which must really suck for him.

A) Oh no and B) this is the same thing as threatening to move to Canada if Trump wins. I get the feeling but most people aren't doing it.

So I took this photo but when I text it it looks like the 2nd image. But if I save it to dropbox, it looks right. What is happening?

Washington started shooting people because of a tariff on tea so yeah. Low threshold for violence.

Sharia law doesn't need to be banned because it doesn't exist in the US. So he's really calling for the banning of Islam in the usual slightly deniable bullshit way these people talk.

That’s either great for the Brewers or it’s terrible cause they’ll regress the mean and get swept or it means nothing. Baseball!

That’s either great for the Brewers or it’s terrible cause they’ll regress the mean and get swept or it means nothing. Baseball!

If I weren't here to gloat I wouldn't be here at all. But anyway, my god. I have this vague and absurd hope that there's an enormous amount of bullshit that's in the process of getting flushed and seeing Leto and Tron swirling around the drain is heartening.

You can track the decline with triangulating their bullshit. We went from the doc bragging about how he was the healthiest president of all time when he couldn't go down stairs to "best I can do is compare him to a 65 year old who smokes 3 packs of Old Golds a day while chugging Wild Irish Rose"

HEY DID YOU GET THIS MOVIE IS A META COMMENTARY ON SLASHER FLICKS? --- Scream.

It’s just as dumb as it looks. Don’t cook up some double secret probation stuff. They did it and then they chickened out because it looked bad. The colostomy bag is leaking, that’s all.

I understand scream a lot better as an adult and wow what human trash can wrote this? I mean it’s good writing but I don’t like the human writing it. Also Jaime Kennedy was a mistake.

The scream movie is so old that having a cell phone was considered suspicious.

It's supposed to be impressive but instead it looks like a Naked Gun bit.

I realize that's not the main objection but yes he's a loony fascist and this is awful but my point is that 50 year old women who eat unseasoned food, follow all the rules, and obsessively plan everything are very valuable and Donald clearly doesn't have one.

I think in prior White Houses there was someone whose job was to making things work right and look good. That looks like some dorks trying to cram their Warhammer map on a folding table that is too small.

You remember when at the start of the pandemic everyone was hanging on whether WHO was going to call it a pandemic as if anyone with a dictionary and a map of infected countries couldn't make that call? We need to stop waiting for people in fancy suits to think for us. A lot of them are bad at it.

Draining the swamp ya'll.

...... what

Qatar would be remiss not have the thing absolutely loaded with bugs.

Yeah she’s doing damage control.

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

I'm probably overthinking it but I think the peace prize going to a right wing Venezuelan lady is actually some pretty good Littlefinger shit because you know that Trump will never ever forgive her. Long after he forgets Eric or Don Jr exists he'll be mad at that woman who stole his peace prize.

It definitely killed the concept of decorum

This should just be an ad for every democrat in every race

In one of his letters, HP was complaining about getting paid $300 (like $3000 in today's money) for one of his short stories at the bottom of the Great Depression and I was like:

Better sign: republican pedophile crisis #mypremiumwentup

When the conclusion for foreordained, it is not science, it's bullshit.

When I watch this video, which is often, I watch it at least 3 times.

I never really got games that were jobs but now that I have a job I definitely don’t get games that are just jobs. I see a spreadsheet. I hit escape.

My god, they're so hard up for use cases they're trying to argue that phone screens are unsustainable (but AI is?) and we're going to abandon them so we can argue with Siri about every single thing I used to be able to do with a few finger presses. How desperate for a use case do you have to be?

My kid is really excited that Ernest Scared Stupid is set in Missouri. If I remember the movie right, I thought it was incredibly stupid as a kid so I think I'm going to regret it.

Release the Epstein Files. #JusticeForTrumpsVictims #EpsteinFiles #EPSTEINS4EVER #Pedophile47 #Escort #TrumpIsADictator #TrumpIsCorrupt

Can we stop and contemplate how insane this is? This is equivalent to Hitler moving telegraph units around to stop the Red Army but instead it's a sad pedophile trying to squid ink his way out of releasing the Epstein files.

Burglers union suggest asking for permission would destroy burgling industry.

My son needs advice on how to get along with his 4th grade classmates and I have no idea what to tell him because I had no idea how to get along with my 4th grade classmates either.

I can't tell if this is human bad or AI bad. Oh wait. The lifeless stares with eyes pointed in opposite directions, I think that tips it to AI right? Also.... no comments, no quote repost. Cowards. @ChrisHemworthlawyer #exhibit1

Who do they think will believe her if she gets a pardon from the guy she's claiming is innocent? Ain't nobody that stupid.

They only support oil pipelines, not pipelines that help with climate change. Wow. They really are the absolute worst.

Wow, I'm finally hot couture.

Libertarians are 99% Republicans who want to seem cool at parties and 1% actual anarcho-capitalists. You never meet the 1% at parties because no one invites them.

The Supreme Court is in the bag for Trump but they also know they will be around for decades after Donald is dead so I guess there are limits to how much they will debase themselves.

Why am I getting Turner Diary vibes?