🤬 what a cheat! It barely got warm enough this year. Only had two beach days the whole season and now I’m bout to get seasonal depression. Great 😒

Let’s play a game! 🗣️ beauty is skin deep, but ______ is to the bone. lol and she’s definitely that. Crazy bitch

Another day, another dollar since I’ve clearly been left the hell behind 😏

A fact. I had a blind great aunt that would wrap her hands around my thighs to measure how I was growing.

This is absolutely absurd BUT best believe that if you are anywhere outside you are being heavily surveilled.

Waking up still here and still gotta go to work 😪 dang it

music.apple.com/us/album/tha... 🗣️if I go rt now, I’m fine. If I die rt now, I’m fine. Where the mirror at, ho? I’m fine.

music.apple.com/us/album/bla... 🗣️ Drippin all down your neck, I got this shit you won’t forget

What’s up? Maybe the Rapture is PST?? 🤞🏾

☹️ If you can eat the meat straight off a face, you’re a psycho

i’ve watched this 76 times in 2 mins

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Would they mind stopping by and picking up my mama nem before we left.

AND… what time… cause if I’m not raptured by 9:30 I’m going to work

Something similar happened to a coworker, he was promising her the world and she was acting like this was her man! I legit had to quit talking to the woman. I was telling her he wasn’t real. You are not about to stress me out over a scam that we know is a scam!!

🥰

October got that right…

This is my favorite way to get a man ❤️

music.apple.com/us/album/its... 🗣️ enunciate welllll, so you can tell i am not illiterate, no, not even a little bit

🗣️ what a dumb fuck!!!

My mama was cool as hell, one time she caught me trying to raise the temp on my thermometer from a lamp, lol some saved by the bell shit. lol she was like girl! You handle your biz, you don’t gotta do all that. Everybody needs a day sometimes. I had good grades, never missed many days

A couple things. As someone grieving a huge loss, this is weird. If death isn’t the ultimate universal law, wtf is?! Respect it! And we don’t know what Stan Lee would’ve said to these ppl! Why the fuck are we taking liberties on his behalf? He’s given us more than enough. This is not cool.

Was Him good y’all?? Ha. Yeah right. “Good” what the fuck am I even asking…the only movie I enjoyed from that man was the first one…But my teenager still wants to hang with her mama, so begrudgingly I’m rolling. Nachos here I come lol

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.. Piled in the homegirl’s Honda Accord. With a bottle of E&J and a sack. Senior yr. Everybody under 18. A good 20+ yrs ago. Me and my mini’s Disney vacay

First wkend in a long time I haven’t had a looming deadline. I’m equally excited and exhausted.

Ive never seen a cute frog before 🥰 what a precious little honey. I plan on screaming this weekend too little guy

According to astrology, my 5H stellium means I’m hella creative and following that is how I’ll find my joy. But how does one get creative when they’re mentally zonked the fuck out!!? This timeline is exhausting. ☹️

Hey. I need a favor. 817-877-1959 Text this ^ number and type RAIDERS in the message. No strings. No list. My kids just need your vote. They’re playing a team of notoriously racist teenagers and adults and I’m hoping we can get them enough votes to win some money for their program.

Just watched a coworker straighten a paper clip and throughly clean under her nails with it. She got up and left it sitting on the table. And I just know this bitch don’t flush or wash her hands for that matter. 🤢 She shouldn’t have let me see that. Now ima be looking at her sideways forever more

The problem is men were once “needed” to be providers. All they had to do was show up with money and dick. Now, women don’t “need” them. They want them to have personality and men still want to show up with money and dick (while lacking in both departments).

🗣️ a man who understands the natural order of things

Holy fuck…

The non diary tonight dough made me so happy 😭 we can’t have shit!!!!

Aww hell no!!!

Holy shit

I just hate the way our society views the homeless. I’ve been homeless before and that shit ain’t easy to get out of. Ppl aren’t on the street bc they want to be. They’re not less human than you. And you could easily find yourself out there in today’s world. Have some compassion.

My teenage daughter trying not to get sick took some cod liver oil in her own 🥹 passing down recipes over here!!!! 😭 May the ancestors be pleased!!

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Fucked around forgot to get dinner now it’s 10:45 and I’m sitting here going hammer on a jar of crunchy peanut butter. Im happy but this is sad. And not very loving ☹️

Im sick 😭 I keep buying mules. Especially a nude tone. I see a pair my heart starts beating fast and shit. My higher self kick in. 🗣️ “You work hard. GET THEM” and then I usually do. ❤️

This will be my wedding sing he ate that

These?!

Dumb ass lady had too much dip on her chip…but no one is more to blame than the po’ tink’s father. 🗣️Stop having kids with women who CANNOT take care of them. How does she feel about Black ppl when her damn mother has her walking around looking crazy. Then wonder why we cant get on one program 😒