bored on the plane and tempted to tag Bethenny frankel in this on TikTok to make her go feral

Susan Boyle has them all scared

i'm going to teach roisin murphy how to play street fighter 6

accidentally typed “fire emblem three holes”

i've washed and dried three different comforters in the last 24 hours... wellness check needed

well I wasn’t going to think otherwise until you got weird about it

my cat when i pet her in the morning the moment i wake up: 👶😻🥰 my cat if i try to pet her at any other time: 👹😡👊"FAGGOT"

1) we're so back and 2) manon is bottom 2 in the game rn

stand up, say who you are, where you're from, and WHY YOU LOVE YUMMIE BABY WOOOOOOO!

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who tf brought a dog to the street fighter 6 local

the default spaghetti emoji for Slack's "Lunch" status is so repulsive and low vibration

don't even THINK about talking to me before i've had my morning lung-ful of microplastics (printing off actual trash island garbage on my 3d printer in my office)

BREAKING: Epstein’s suicide note released by judge

the Amazing Snatch Pack was actually inspired by me

average sf6 ranked experience

they really said

confessions 2 just being her jingling a set of 124 bpm keys above gay men after Madame X is rly funny

when I ordered a Diet Coke at the restaurant and was given a Maine Root diet cola

this diva

i love her so much

the time of year where you're getting emails like "Palantir Wants You to Know You Can Opt Out of Mother’s Day & Father’s Day Communications"

I love my scary cat daughter so much

As a reminder, ACAB does include discord server moderators

the queen on her throne

Chicago is truly one of the most rindom cities on earth

The fact of the matter is that you can bake a marijuana chocolate bar into a Bethenny frankel skinnygirl banana bread recipe and no one can stop you

The girl on the dancefloor who just ran past me furiously typing into the calculator app… 👑👑👑

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

I completely and utterly understand the biology about it but ngl i still think it’s bitchy when my cat shits in the litter box 15 seconds after I scoop it

Robyn release an even remotely interesting song in 2026 challenge Difficulty level: impossible

lowkey cannot be bothered to be upset that we're using gay jokes in 2026 on republicans lol

Mafalde is the cuntiest pasta shape argue with the wall

holding my friend’s purse at the club rn

Here’s how Jena Malone can still win Best Supporting Actress for her role in The Neon Demon (2016): [1/XXX]

ask me about the christian pastor trade I just jogged past

Joanne is such a Hillary Clinton 2016 coded album

this is probably one of the most lasting images that's lingered in my brain since the first time i saw it

this is the face of a woman who launched herself full speed at the television when a bird came on the screen of cat tv

learning in her vet records that she got out and killed a bird in front of her last owners makes her even cooler in my eyes… this is the face of someone who tasted blood before and wants to do it again!!

she’s in existential panics wondering if science has gone too far

say 👋hello👋 to this 💋DIVA👠 nomi meowlone!!!!

I’m this drunk

ngl I’m probably siding with the monkeys bullying Punch

When you’re on vacation, at least 1 photo of your story every 24 hours needs to include a photo of yourself

the best part of air travel is the 6-10 hours of uninterrupted screen time u get to have ‼️🙌👏

the four martinis to afters pipeline 📈📈📈📈📉

it is apparently legal to order 3 martinis at the bar

I was in the winter of my life… and my body was tea

traitors this season being the khia asylum flops seizing the means of production from the actual celebs is very funny