it’s getting weird…

this is a safe space to admit that for a large portion of my adult life I thought the line in waterfalls by TLC that says “3 letters took him to his final resting place” was referring to G-U-N

these remain the two cuntiest divas of arcade history

discord needs a "i do not want my posts seen by europeans" privacy option

you see your skinny bf with warby parker glasses walking into the bathroom with a square of aluminum foil and a lighter, is he: A) freebasing cocaine B) fixing a tunneled candle C) all of the above

briefly activated god mode tonight at my local

top binch SEO tip is to post ur creative/professional “I did a thing” instagram story FOLLOWED by a close friends story as a honey trap 🧠🤱💋

pressing a block of tofu kinda kinky when you think about it ngl

insane ranked run lol

ok sure

At Cabo bob’s trying to attract all the Christian youth pastor trade

😭😭😭😭

the “legally not Alien” set of final girl fucks so hard still

the Robyn nye concert videos I’m seeing… lol

2026

still ass with elena but up to 1650 MR for the first time

one universal truth: everyone you find annoying on discord will eventually start a podcast you can gawk at and make fun of

When I have a daughter I will name her Quiche Lorraine 420

morning news shows during the holidays are always like "tomorrow on the third hour of the today show: we take a look at my weird toenail"

only have a switch 2 copy of sf6 and a snackbox micro with me so been focusing on all labs and drills this week and finally practicing this Elena corner high/low auto timed mixup has been fun af

finally played and beat Bayonetta 15+ years late but it was like a sniper shot directly at my buss

In the middle of the line to the bathroom at the bar when Fame Is A Gun started playing :/

BREAKING: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy announces new policy mandating airlines display the title of the movie on the seatback screen at all times so u can know what movie the person in front of u is watching

lmfao

my only professional networking goal is getting onto more people’s close friends stories list

Gay guy wearing a Subaru t shirt at the restaurant ❤️

love her!

he comes out and says this

post Fcukers signs of life

The R train platform at Jay St MetroTech

I was sold a scam ticket to Oh Mary the day after Jen Shah got out of prison… let’s think about that

I don’t really talk about the time I saw Jason Hoppy on the subway a decade ago but it did happen

this FAQ on the meredith marks dj tour landing page

absolutely FREAKING IT on this spreadsheet rn

allura, u might wanna pin your wig down, cause this might blow it back

Chugging a glass of lemon ginger tummy taming tea as my ride to the club was outside

the internet is rly giving Je Suis Paul Dano this week

…I didn’t know this was happening

WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’

what was I going through in January

🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱 youtu.be/rPOHzr6SCuA?...

truly dgaf unless Lydia Tár is the conductor

i went 10-9 with this sagat in the hub tonight and the first portion of the set he kept blowing up me trying to DI light tiger knee. this was the set winning interaction and it coming from whiff punishing a tiger knee felt soooooo good

I cannot believe my dumbass sat and did this finally

pink washing gone too far

only while experiencing blinding pain like getting your eyebrows threaded will you have DMT-esque realizations like “my brow salon smells just like Akbar in LA”

Breaking: A Texas judge has ruled that it is UNCONSTITUTIONAL to upcharge $0.50 for the jalapeño cheddar bagel

we have achieved elena mediocrity

this week i went from the peak i've been at with elena to the lowest MR i've ever had in the game (1417) and have clawed my way back up with a bunch of new tech i learned and i now love this character again