It’s been a while! 💫 🎮 Gaming: • ⚽ Football Manager • 🐓 Stardew Valley • 🍳 Overcooked 📺 TV Shows: • 🇺🇸 The Office (US) • 💥 Big Bang Theory • ☀️ Benidorm 🧐 Other Interests: • 🎙️ Streamer (Twitch - @TractionFM) • 💙 Mental health awareness • 🔴 Manchester United 🔂 | ❤️ | Appreciated #Promosky

If I get one more “do you need a sugar daddy, $5000 allowance”, “can i use your photo for my art project” or “hey can i ask you a question” message, I’m going to start a fucking riot

The anxiety I get from calling in sick to work is horrendous, I messaged my boss at 10am today for tomorrows shift and my anxiety is making me feel worse than I already do 😭

Happy Valentine’s Day, you beautiful bunch of people ❤️

I’m so poorly and run down, why does it seem happen when I have annual leave tho, becos I either go back to work feeling absolutely vile or have to call in sick and look like I’m lying 😭

Never ever posted a full body photo before but I feel cute so LETS GOOOO

GUYS

In my element

Celebrating my boyfriend’s birthday with a few nights in a hotel, we booked an extra night so we can sleep, eat loads of snacks and just be so fucking lazy. IM SO READY

I hope ur all having a great evening. I love u and I miss u

MY 5 DAY WEEKEND STARTS NOW

now I can get on board with these

ignore this, I just wanna see if it posts becos I keep getting “error” lol

It feels so fucking good to be home

ok ???

🧚🏻‍♀️

7 months of me wearing my crocs to work, no problem. Work have now told me I need to wear trainers until they can get me some work shoes becos crocs are “unsuitable”. Now I’m on my trainers, at work. What a sad day it is indeed

Anyway, good morning, I hope the day is good to you 🙇🏻‍♀️🖤

5 more days and then I have a 5 day weekend, I’ve just gotta survive the rest of the week but it’s 8am on Monday and ALREADY PROVING HARD

The stolen bin saga continues 😡

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Not me about to break everything in my path becos my washing machine wasn’t turning on. Turns out I was pressing “start” instead of “power on” lol adulting is so stressful, I didn’t sign up for this

YESSSSS MY FAV UBER DRIVER IS ON HIS WAY TO TAKE ME TO WORK. TODAY IS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY

Me fr

I FINALLY DID IT AND IT FEELS SO GOOD, IM NEVER DOING IT AGAIN

This has been the longest year of my life and it's only January

Good morning, I hope today is good to you 🖤

Hey sorry I dropped off the face of the earth for 3 weeks

Sorry for being so inactive recently, this is the reason, it’s been glued to my hand since I got it last week x

I was on the dermatologist waitlist for 10 months, it’s taken another couple years on top of that for my GP to finally refer me again. Nearly 3 fucking years and all they said was the exact same thing my GP said. Waste of fucking time. I’m absolutely gutted 🥲

My body is so used to waking up at this time, even on my day off, 7am still wants me

guess who’s back and it ain’t slim shady x

Another weekend that lasted what feels like 2 hours

certified yapper in the streets (online), and snoozer in the sheets (it’s bedtime)

The way some of you cannot spot a bot account is actually crazy scary, I’d feel bad for you but also how have you fallen for it !!

YA GIRL GOT A KINDLE !!!

Guys!! I made a book account on instagram, I’d love more people to interact with over there so if you would like to follow me, my username is: elsareadsbooksx 🫶🏻 #promosky #booksky📚💙

Good morning wonderful people. I hope today is good to you and I hope you’re good to yourself 🖤

Update: it’s bin day tomorrow and the fucking cheek of the thief to fill MY bin up and put it out !!! 😭 stg im ready to hunt them down tomorrow morning

The start of a new day, new month and a new year, let’s have it 🖤

Happy New Year you beautiful bunch of people. I’m so grateful to this little app for helping me meet such incredible people. I hope next year is good to you 🖤

Ok ur next years problem now

There is no motherfucking way this motherfucking tree fits in this MOTHERFUCKING BOX

People adding me into their starter packs/lists honestly makes my day, I know it probably means nothing to most people but it’s such a sweet gesture. Thank you to every single one of you that has added me to one, thank you for thinking of me, you are the best 💛

I swear to myself that 2025 is the year I stop putting up with what I do not deserve. You don’t want to make an effort with me? Bye. You won’t message me unless I message first? Bye. Only keeping me around for when it suits you? Bye. Any kind of disrespect? Cyaaaa

i'm a bitch i'm a lover i will stab a motherfucker