Motherfucking wind farms…

Proud of my Dad today.

Someone used up her whole battery on our outing to the farmers’ market.

I'm just gonna be all Flickers, all the time, until they leave the nest.

Gross implication.

But he Truthed that egg prices were down! I don't know who to believe... apnews.com/article/egg-...

Wonderful! (I hope the cat turned up safe)

Same couch, 4 dogs, 3 years apart. Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025 Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022

Cory Booker after the speech ends. youtu.be/09D8hAcUzms?...

This "war plans" vs "attack plans" has big "it's not a clip, it's a magazine" 2A enthusiast energy.

Someone should notify DOGE. These are clearly not essential personnel.

Niche joke: This portrait should be on his memoir, "Profiles in Karaage."

For the 2nd session in a row, this little girl heard me on a call with my therapist, insisted on climbing up into my lap and hugging me, resting her head on my shoulder. She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations. Future therapy dog?.

MAKE FLORIDA BLUE AGAIN!

Blasting the Amadeus soundtrack this AM because I can’t be bothered to choose a specific Mozart work to play.

Marching bands in enclosed spaces are REALLY LOUD. Source: was a trumpet player and Drum Major in college.

I do believe we’re facing a generational problem. We have Dems who’ve been in office so long that they think their job is just to get elected in the next cycle and not to govern and wield power. They worry too much about what Rs might weaponize and as a result they refuse to fight.

Just a random screenshot of one portion of the NYT this evening, no reason. #corruption

This may be the funniest post-sale survey I’ve ever gotten

Sometimes you just want a Cuban sandwich after a walk on the beach with the dogs.

Please @bsky.app give us the ability to remove followers.

Congratulations President Putin! A crucial win for you.

Timeline cleanse. Freshly groomed (not like that) and fluffy. So grateful for another sunny day in the PNW.

Holding the inauguration outside would do more good for Congress than any term-limits legislation. #EdgeOfTheIceFloe

Hey hiring managers, be sure to let your interviewers know that "Do you follow Jesus" is not an acceptable job interview question. Thanks!

In related news, Oklahoma will finally have its first gender-neutral toilet installed.

Wood.

Not raining? Time for her first beach trip!

Can't even support a neo-Nazi German political party anymore, because of volk

I had a horrible dream that I had bought a whole bag of kale and added it to a batch of soup. I woke up and found it hadn’t been a dream. What’s happening?

I think all dog chews should have a nutritional label, but for lifespan when used by different breeds. Labs, in particular. The carnage!

Is it #Whamageddon if it’s the instrumental version (that I just learned exists)?

Present Chris is grateful for past Chris who portioned, vacuum-sealed, and froze a big Costco package of peeled garlic cloves. #Cooking

I thought China was going to pay for it? www.cnbc.com/2024/11/19/w...

Trying to take pleasure in normal things. Right now that means coffee, warming my feet under my dog, and watching the birds show up for breakfast at the feeders. Baby steps.

RFK Jr. is to RFK what Four Seasons Total Landscaping is to Four Seasons Hotel

A.G. Sulzberger the CCLXII will respond to the RFK Jr nomination by commissioning a series of articles about the retro chic fad of iron lungs.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #122,828!

Here's Snoop Dogg hanging out with the US Fencing Team. Everyone looks so happy. I love that Snoop just shows up randomly at shit these days. He's having a great time.

I'm a bit concerned that Republicans are successfully working the refs with the "turn the temperature down" rhetoric after they made it slightly warmer than the sun.

Who knows what will happen this election, but I know this: minor gaffes or not, Trump could not have conducted that press conference last night.

🎶 I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax 🎶

Data-driven: Democratic Presidents Manage the Economy Better Than Republicans

The “textualists aren’t: The Supreme Court, First Amendment Foolishness, and the Irrelvance of Text to Constitutional Litigation

📸 Learning how to focus. Volunteer poppy in my patio’s planter.

🎶 Rediscovering an old album heavily listened to in my teenage trumpet playing days. Maynard “Freak Chops” Ferguson.

Still laughing hours after I read this. So true so true

When doing genealogy research, spoiler alert: if the ancestor’s name appears under the newspaper headline “Miners Entombed,” it’s not gonna be good news.

I watched “Leviathan,” from 1989, which borrows heavily from “Alien/Aliens” but underwater, like “The Abyss” which came out at the same time, and compares better. A decent cast with terrible dialogue, ok effects.

Velcro kitty.